Which Jeffersonville City Council Person Is Your Spirit Animal?

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Which Jeffersonville City Council Person Is Your Spirit Animal?


Questions and Answers
  • 1. 
    What are your plans for the weekend?
    • A. 

      Organizing a Women's Group pancake breakfast.

    • B. 

      Catching up with neighbors

    • C. 

      Working a little, and chipping away at the honey-do list.

    • D. 

      Dropping a new engine in the 'Stang.

    • E. 

      Hanging out with the family, then church on Sunday.

    • F. 

      Rolling with the entourage to a political event. Be on the lookout for a check-in on Facebook.

    • G. 

      Putting out yard signs for my next political campaign during the day, and my band has a gig that night.

    • H. 

      That's none of your damn business.

    • I. 

      Coaching my son's baseball team and hanging out with my smokin' hot wife.

  • 2. 
    How well do you get along with the Mayor?
    • A. 

      He's a punk - I wouldn't piss on him if he was on fire, and the feeling is mutual.

    • B. 

      I've tried working with him, but he can't be reasoned with.

    • C. 

      As a Republican in good standing I must plead the 5th.

    • D. 

      He's intellectually inferior.

    • E. 

      We're on the same page, but I can't say the same for my obstructionist counterparts.

    • F. 

      He's dreamy!

    • G. 

      #BringBackGalligan

  • 3. 
    Which film or television politician do you most identify with?
    • A. 

      President Jed Bartlet - The West Wing

    • B. 

      Mayor Tommy Carcetti - The Wire

    • C. 

      Leslie Knope - Parks and Recreation

    • D. 

      Selina Meyer - Veep

    • E. 

      Frank Underwood - House of Cards

    • F. 

      Huh?

  • 4. 
    How concerned are you about reelection?
    • A. 

      This ain't my first rodeo.

    • B. 

      After this term, I'm over this bullshit.

    • C. 

      I'm working hard to stay in office.

    • D. 

      I'll be the next Mayor.

  • 5. 
    How do you feel about the City's employees?
    • A. 

      They work hard and deserve our support!

    • B. 

      Political collateral.

  • 6. 
    Pick a project...
    • A. 

      The Canal

    • B. 

      The Marina

    • C. 

      Anywhere I can get my name on a plaque.

    • D. 

      Vissing Park

    • E. 

      The Soccer Complex

    • F. 

      10th Street Beautification

    • G. 

      Public Arts

  • 7. 
    You've got an issue and you want to go public - or leak information. Where do you turn?
    • A. 

      The News and Tribune

    • B. 

      The Oracle's Lounge

    • C. 

      Clark County Chatter - Via Hutt

    • D. 

      GAW News

    • E. 

      Wave 3

    • F. 

      The Courier Journal

    • G. 

      Facebook

    • H. 

      Clark County Chatter - Via Myself

  • 8. 
    What's your Council Meeting communication style?
    • A. 

      I don't always say a lot, but when I do it's generally of value.

    • B. 

      I call it like I see it. Just sayin'.

    • C. 

      I have a lot to say when I'm passionate about an issue.

    • D. 

      I chime in whenever I can. Is the camera on?

    • E. 

      You have part of my attention. The minimal amount.

    • F. 

      Just the facts, let's keep this thing moving.