Which Jeffersonville City Council Person Is Your Spirit Animal?
- 1.What are your plans for the weekend?
- A.
Organizing a Women's Group pancake breakfast.
- B.
Catching up with neighbors
- C.
Working a little, and chipping away at the honey-do list.
- D.
Dropping a new engine in the 'Stang.
- E.
Hanging out with the family, then church on Sunday.
- F.
Rolling with the entourage to a political event. Be on the lookout for a check-in on Facebook.
- G.
Putting out yard signs for my next political campaign during the day, and my band has a gig that night.
- H.
That's none of your damn business.
- I.
Coaching my son's baseball team and hanging out with my smokin' hot wife.
- 2.How well do you get along with the Mayor?
- A.
He's a punk - I wouldn't piss on him if he was on fire, and the feeling is mutual.
- B.
I've tried working with him, but he can't be reasoned with.
- C.
As a Republican in good standing I must plead the 5th.
- D.
He's intellectually inferior.
- E.
We're on the same page, but I can't say the same for my obstructionist counterparts.
- F.
He's dreamy!
- G.
#BringBackGalligan
- 3.Which film or television politician do you most identify with?
- A.
President Jed Bartlet - The West Wing
- B.
Mayor Tommy Carcetti - The Wire
- C.
Leslie Knope - Parks and Recreation
- D.
Selina Meyer - Veep
- E.
Frank Underwood - House of Cards
- F.
Huh?
- 4.How concerned are you about reelection?
- A.
This ain't my first rodeo.
- B.
After this term, I'm over this bullshit.
- C.
I'm working hard to stay in office.
- D.
I'll be the next Mayor.
- 5.How do you feel about the City's employees?
- A.
They work hard and deserve our support!
- B.
Political collateral.
- 6.Pick a project...
- A.
The Canal
- B.
The Marina
- C.
Anywhere I can get my name on a plaque.
- D.
Vissing Park
- E.
The Soccer Complex
- F.
10th Street Beautification
- G.
Public Arts
- 7.You've got an issue and you want to go public - or leak information. Where do you turn?
- A.
The News and Tribune
- B.
The Oracle's Lounge
- C.
Clark County Chatter - Via Hutt
- D.
GAW News
- E.
Wave 3
- F.
The Courier Journal
- G.
Facebook
- H.
Clark County Chatter - Via Myself
- 8.What's your Council Meeting communication style?
- A.
I don't always say a lot, but when I do it's generally of value.
- B.
I call it like I see it. Just sayin'.
- C.
I have a lot to say when I'm passionate about an issue.
- D.
I chime in whenever I can. Is the camera on?
- E.
You have part of my attention. The minimal amount.
- F.
Just the facts, let's keep this thing moving.
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