Ever Wonder If You Were A Horse What Kind You'd Be?

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Ever Wonder If You Were A Horse What Kind You

Ever wonder if you were a horse what kind you'd be? No? Maybe? Well either way, if you've ever been curious, try this test and BE honest. Don't pick the choices you wish were true or we won't get a clear answer.


Questions and Answers
  • 1. 
    First question, why did you decide to take this test?
    • A. 

      Because I was bored and had nothing better to do.

    • B. 

      Because I love horses.

    • C. 

      Because I thought this would be a good challenge.

    • D. 

      Because the title looked interesting.

  • 2. 
    Okay now which of these descriptions fit you?
    • A. 

      I'm always energetic and in a good mood, never bored.

    • B. 

      I am always looking out for the welfare of others.

    • C. 

      I love to take on physical activities. Hiking, camping you name it.

    • D. 

      I am someone people can rely upon if things go wrong.

    • E. 

      I spend a lot of time on my looks, what clothes to wear, how to do my hair ect.

    • F. 

      I'm a little bit on the unique side, I don't fit in with the crowd because I tend to stick out.

    • G. 

      I am always content.

    • H. 

      I like to spend my time playing violent video games and protesting in washington. Did I mention I love riots?

  • 3. 
    Pick which of these fit you.
    • A. 

      I'm hyper and thin.

    • B. 

      I'm in the middle.

    • C. 

      I'm slower and a bit bulky.

  • 4. 
    Let's just say for the remainder of this test you are a horse, and in your neighboring pasture there was a pinto mare that you are friends with. Suddenly you hear her running and neighing and look to see she is getting chased by some feral dogs, looks like they are closing in on her. What do you do?
    • A. 

      I start pacing in my pasture and make a ruckus, hopefully some nearby humans will hear that something is going on and help her!

    • B. 

      I turn my face away, there's nothing more I can do here.

    • C. 

      I break through the fence, run over there and try to stomp those dogs head in. The dogs end up running away and the mare ends up being fine, let's just hope the humans don't notice the broken fence...

    • D. 

      I back up, charge the corral fence and jump over it. Run to the mare and fight off the dogs, you get injured in the process but at least she's safe.

    • E. 

      I try to think of a way to help that doesn't involve me getting dirty.

  • 5. 
    Today your human put on your halter and led you to a horse trailer. The human then proceeded to try and coax you inside. You have never been in a horse trailer before, this is something new and you are unsure of yourself. How do you react?
    • A. 

      I act nervous and jumpy. It looks real cramped in there. I don't like it.

    • B. 

      I calm myself and do as the human wishes of me.

    • C. 

      I try to get away by any means necassary. I start backing up, rearing. There's no way they're getting me in there.

    • D. 

      I don't want to go in but I don't want to fight either. So I just stand still, try as they want they ain't making me budge.

  • 6. 
    Eventually you get loaded up (whether you went willingly or not) and taken to a new property today (you were sold for reasons unknown to you). A new human walks up to you and leads you to a new pasture and let's you loose in it. There's all sorts of new horses here. How do you make your presence known?
    • A. 

      I don't, I just ignore them.

    • B. 

      I run up to them neighing, tail in the air. "Hey ya'll look at me!!"

    • C. 

      I approach them cautiosly, you never know if they are friend or foe.

    • D. 

      I elegantly approach them, I suppose I can see if any of them are worthy of my company.

    • E. 

      I run over there aggressivly, it's time to show them who's now calling the shots around here.

    • F. 

      I nervously walk up to them, hope I don't get rejected.

    • G. 

      I calmly walk up to them and nicker. I am friendly see?

  • 7. 
    Today your new human rounds you up in a corral. They tie you to a post in the middle and try to saddle you. You've never been saddled before and this is new to you but the human seems to know what they're doing. Do you trust this new human?
    • A. 

      Yes, humans are all knowing creatures.

    • B. 

      I trust this human up to a point. If I see any funny business then my calm demeanor is gonna change.

    • C. 

      Hey I don't know this person, get that THING away from me.

    • D. 

      I really am not that worried about it. Or anything in particular, let em do whatever he/she wants.

  • 8. 
    Your new human gets a saddle on you eventually and starts training you. After a couple weeks you get used to it. Today your human loads you in the trailer and takes you to a trail riding expedition they have been planning with their friends. The trail ride is going a bit slow at the moment and you are in the back. Do you want to change that?
    • A. 

      Yes, this is taking way too long. I'm gonna pass them all up and set the pace myself.

    • B. 

      If my human is content with this then I am too..... all though it would be nice if we could speed things up a bit.

    • C. 

      I don't know why I am following any body. I should be in the front regardless of pace.

    • D. 

      What I really don't get is why we are following a trail. Where's the adventure? We should be exploring the wilds, making our own trail.

    • E. 

      I don't mind the pace. I should be saving my energy for later.

    • F. 

      All I can think about is how I'm gonna buck this person off my back....

  • 9. 
    Before you have time to act out on your thoughts a couple people decided to goad their horses ahead for a little race. Your human coaxes you to go with them, and after a little hesitation you go for it. They have a pretty good lead so your human pushes you. You get closer to them after a couple minutes but you start to get tired. Your human keeps encouraging you though any way wanting to win. What do you do?
    • A. 

      I keep going, I push myself as hard as I can.

    • B. 

      I'm not really that tired, I love testing my athletic abilities. I give this race my 110%.

    • C. 

      I decide now is a good time to buck this person off of me.

    • D. 

      I slow down, too much work for just one silly race.

  • 10. 
    After the events of the race and the rest of the trail ride your rider loads you up in the trailer. Your human has learned a lot about you today, and it will affect you in days to come. I could make the test longer but I feel it is too long already lol, we'll end it here with one last question. If you were a horse (and answer honestly) where would you like to be?
    • A. 

      In a rodeo...... as a bucking bronc.

    • B. 

      In a rodeo as a working cow horse.

    • C. 

      Out on the wild plains of nevada with other free roaming horses.

    • D. 

      In horse shows, doing dressage and such. Being in the spotlight.

    • E. 

      On a quiet ranch. Being there for my human family whenever they need me.

    • F. 

      Happily dozing off in my stall. Everyday, multiple times a day.

    • G. 

      Pulling fancy, high prestige carriages.

    • H. 

      Performing mounted bullfighting in Spain.