What Kind Of Bovine Are You?

1. Which one of these descriptions describes you best?

I'm tough and hardy. I can take a blue northern head on.

I'm kind natured and always looking out for the welfare of others.

I'm just kinda there, always in the way of everything. Doing nothing important.

I'm a wild and crazy spirit. Always daring, doing things no one else ever thinks to do.

I'm always trying to grab the attention of others, I like the spotlight.

I've got an aggressive personality. Be sure to stay out of my way.

About This Quiz

Bet you never thought about it huh? There are lots of breeds of cattle, see which bovine fits your personality!

2. What is your favorite color?

Purple

Blue

Yellow

Red

Black

White

Green

Orange

3. If you were a bovine and your herd was missing a calf would you....... ?

Clear your mind, empty it of all thought till you are doing.... absolutley..... nothing XP

Go searching for the missing calf, the herds gotta stick together!

Let it find its own way back, our herd doesn't need any weak links.

Organize a search party, whoever finds the calf let out a moo!

4. It seems the farm has gone bankrupt, a couple bad decisions made by your owner has put him in deep debt. In order to make the money he has decided to to cut back on the herd. He and his cow hands round you all up and try to chase you in a holding pen. What do you do?

You accept fate and willingly follow the herd.

You rally up your bovine friends and split up, making the cowboys wear themselves out trying to track you each down.

You charge the cowboys, snorting and kicking. Screw this, they ain't gonna take you alive!

You break off from the herd on your own and run! Surely they will be too busy with the herd to bother chasing down one lone bovine.

5. The cowboys round up the herd in the holding pen and yes, eventually they get you in there as well. They load you up in a trailer and haul you off to the local auction. After you are unloaded the men chase you into the arena. The auctioneer starts taking bids, you realize the way you behave may determine who bids on you. So you decide to.......?

Start pawing the floor and charge at anyone that approaches the fence. Let them see who they are gonna have to deal with if they bid on me.

Strut your stuff, walk around the arena and show off your nice slick coat. And your nice, beefy ribs....

Run wildy around the arena and try to find a way to escape. You see a low part in the fence, that looks like a good place to jump the fence as any!!

You walk in calmly and approach someone standing next to the arena and try to lick them. Show them you are more than just a piece of beef.

You run in and stop, standing completely still. Maybe if you don't move you could blend in?

6. You were being chased out of the auction arena when you noticed a couple of your brethren were attempting a jail break. Through all the chaos a few bovines had managed to escape, including yourself. Whatever fate had awaited you with the winning bidder was no longer gonna happen, you are home free baby!! You relocate yourself to a nice farm with lot's of cattle of your type, however it appears the dominant bovine (of your same gender of course) is challenging you. What's the best course of action?

Go at em, horns and hooves. You aren't gonna hold nothing back.

Through careful maneuvering you wear out your opponent before simply rushing at them, scaring them into submission.

You decide to stand down and earn your rightful place slowly. You learn the quickest short cuts to the water trough, the best places to graze, and always look out for the herd in general. Eventually earning you the position of matriarch.

You don't have any desire for leadership at all, you've always prefered going with the flow.

7. You've settled into your new role in life and come to enjoy it. Now for one last question and your choice will actually effect the out come so please think it throughly. Just pick whatever your inner bovine is telling you to. Now........ what does the farmer say?!?

What?

Corn corn corn corn corn.

Yum yum yum yum feed

Cut cut cut cut cut cut cut

Work work work work work work work

Yip yip yip yip yip yip yip haw

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