Which Drunk Larry Are You?

12 Questions | Total Attempts: 104

Mystery Quizzes & Trivia

The infamous Drunk Larry. The man. The legend. We have all seen him in action, but which one are you?


Questions and Answers
  • 1. 
    Pick a color.
    • A. 

      Black

    • B. 

      Green

    • C. 

      Blue

    • D. 

      Red

  • 2. 
    When you wake up in the morning, what is your first thought?
    • A. 

      I need a drink.

    • B. 

      Fuck, I have so much work to do.

    • C. 

      What happened last night?

    • D. 

      Who is that?

  • 3. 
    Which city would you live in?
    • A. 

      NYC, NY

    • B. 

      Bethesda, MD

    • C. 

      Miami, FL

    • D. 

      London, OH

  • 4. 
    Who do you hate the most in Jameson?
    • A. 

      Ed the Maintenance Guy

    • B. 

      The Unnamed Pigeon Egg

    • C. 

      Balazs

    • D. 

      Tara

  • 5. 
    What time did you go to sleep last night?
    • A. 

      10:00 pm

    • B. 

      12:00 am

    • C. 

      2:00 am

    • D. 

      I didn't.

  • 6. 
    Finish the scentence: I would rather be ___________ than doing homework.
    • A. 

      Drinking.

    • B. 

      Making a chocolate quesadilla.

    • C. 

      Building cars.

    • D. 

      Shaving my head into the most heinous mohawk the world has ever seen.

    • E. 

      Sleeping.

  • 7. 
    What is your favorite drink?
    • A. 

      White Russian.

    • B. 

      Evan Williams.

    • C. 

      Yuengling.

    • D. 

      Anything I can get my hands on.

  • 8. 
    Finish the scentence: I drink to __________.
    • A. 

      Forget.

    • B. 

      Remember.

    • C. 

      Live.

    • D. 

      Wake up.

  • 9. 
    Pick your favorite Cards Against Humanity response card.
    • A. 

      Scrubbing under the folds.

    • B. 

      Stephen Hawking talking dirty.

    • C. 

      Keeping Christ in Christmas.

    • D. 

      Edible underpants.

  • 10. 
    Who would you smoke with?
    • A. 

      Imri.

    • B. 

      Diana.

    • C. 

      The Unnamed Pigeon Egg.

    • D. 

      Manish.

  • 11. 
    Who did it?
    • A. 

      Me.

    • B. 

      The Turbo Hand Dryer.

    • C. 

      The permanent smell of cannabis.

    • D. 

      Didi's shitty little dog.

  • 12. 
    What would you name the piegon egg?
    • A. 

      Fried Chicken

    • B. 

      Hodor

    • C. 

      Ludacris

    • D. 

      Bitch Bird

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