Which Drunk Larry Are You?

12 Questions | By Mitchgma | Updated: Feb 24, 2023 | Attempts: 202

The infamous Drunk Larry. The man. The legend. We have all seen him in action, but which one are you?

You May Get

Don't Drop That Larry

Holy shit. Who are you? What are you doing with your life? The night began with such innocence... and ended in a inebriated shit storm torando of DONT DROP THAT down the hallway of suite 4. You are the most rambunctious fool the world has ever seen. If there was ever a time to get rowdy, the night demanded an appeareance of Don't Drop That Larry. You have brought tears to small children and many residents of Jameson Hall, whose hearing will never be what it used to be. We thought you had your life together. We thought wrong.

Homework Larry

So you've spent the majority of the day skipping Econ and engulfing muffins from Mattin's, and then suddenly the sun sets on another productive day in the winter wonderland of Shithaca. You know what this means. It's time for some fucking homework. It's time to pull out the problem sets and then avoid them for several hours while purusing Facebook and distracting everyone in Raquel and Diana's room. The hours pass and you realize: shit. I actually have to turn this in. Why oh why is my life so hard? What could make it easier? SHOTS. You creep into your room (trying not to distrub the StarCraft master) and follow the scent of poop brown rubbing alcohol called "bourbon". Homework Larry has arrived.

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Questions and Answers

1.

Pick a color.
- A.
  
  Black
- B.
  
  Green
- C.
  
  Blue
- D.
  
  Red
2.

When you wake up in the morning, what is your first thought?
- A.
  
  I need a drink.
- B.
  
  Fuck, I have so much work to do.
- C.
  
  What happened last night?
- D.
  
  Who is that?
3.

Which city would you live in?
- A.
  
  NYC, NY
- B.
  
  Bethesda, MD
- C.
  
  Miami, FL
- D.
  
  London, OH
4.

Who do you hate the most in Jameson?
- A.
  
  Ed the Maintenance Guy
- B.
  
  The Unnamed Pigeon Egg
- C.
  
  Balazs
- D.
  
  Tara
5.

What time did you go to sleep last night?
- A.
  
  10:00 pm
- B.
  
  12:00 am
- C.
  
  2:00 am
- D.
  
  I didn't.
6.

Finish the scentence: I would rather be ___________ than doing homework.
- A.
  
  Drinking.
- B.
  
  Making a chocolate quesadilla.
- C.
  
  Building cars.
- D.
  
  Shaving my head into the most heinous mohawk the world has ever seen.
- E.
  
  Sleeping.
7.

What is your favorite drink?
- A.
  
  White Russian.
- B.
  
  Evan Williams.
- C.
  
  Yuengling.
- D.
  
  Anything I can get my hands on.
8.

Finish the scentence: I drink to __________.
- A.
  
  Forget.
- B.
  
  Remember.
- C.
  
  Live.
- D.
  
  Wake up.
9.

Pick your favorite Cards Against Humanity response card.
- A.
  
  Scrubbing under the folds.
- B.
  
  Stephen Hawking talking dirty.
- C.
  
  Keeping Christ in Christmas.
- D.
  
  Edible underpants.
10.

Who would you smoke with?
- A.
  
  Imri.
- B.
  
  Diana.
- C.
  
  The Unnamed Pigeon Egg.
- D.
  
  Manish.
11.

Who did it?
- A.
  
  Me.
- B.
  
  The Turbo Hand Dryer.
- C.
  
  The permanent smell of cannabis.
- D.
  
  Didi's shitty little dog.
12.

What would you name the piegon egg?
- A.
  
  Fried Chicken
- B.
  
  Hodor
- C.
  
  Ludacris
- D.
  
  Bitch Bird