What's Your HOSA House?

1. Your career path as a cardiologist didn't work out, so now you work at Johnson-and-Johnson taste-testing children's Motrin. Today, you are presented with four flavors (<lowkey>they all taste like medicine</lowkey>). Which one is your favorite?

The foaming, frothing, silvery Motrin that sparkles as though containing ground diamonds.

The smooth, thick, richly purple Motrin that gives off a delicious smell of chocolate and plums.

The golden Motrin so bright that it hurts the eye, and which makes sunspots dance all around the room.

The mysterious black Motrin that gleams like ink, and gives off fumes that make you see strange visions.

About This Quiz

Discover your HOSA House through this engaging quiz! Explore your preferences from dawn versus dusk to your ethical decisions in a pharmaceutical context. Ideal for students and professionals in health sciences, enhancing understanding of personal and ethical dimensions in healthcare.

2. One of your pharm tech buddies has cheated on the first drug test by using Siri. Now he has come top of the class in pharm tech, beating you into second place. The Kirbs is suspicious of what happened. She draws you to one side after her lesson and asks you whether or not your classmate used his phone. What do you do?

Lie and say you don’t know (but hope that somebody else tells The Kirbinator the truth).

Tell Fantastic Kirby that she ought to ask your classmate (and resolve to tell your classmate that if he doesn’t tell the truth, you will).

You would not wait to be asked to tell Mrs. Kay-Kay the truth. If you knew that somebody was using a phone, you would tell the teacher before the exam started.

Tell Madame Kelley the truth. If your classmate is prepared to win by cheating, he deserves to be found out. Also, as you are both in the same house, any points he loses will be regained by you, for coming first in his place.

3. Dawn or Dusk?

Dawn

Dusk

4. Which of these would you dislike the most in the OR? (Besides getting sued for malpractice-- O.O-->Tanner)

Having to perform a new procedure that you've never done before

Having to use an old, outdated procedure

The surgeons and nurses argue heatedly over what to do next

Waiting for your turn to act

5. Moon or stars?

Moon

Stars

6. Four boxes are places before you. Which would you try and open?

The small tortoiseshell box, embellished with gold, inside which some small creature seems to be squeaking.

The gleaming jet black box with a silver lock and key, marked with a mysterious rune that you know to be the mark of Merlin.

The ornate golden casket, standing on clawed feet, whose inscription warns that both secret knowledge and unbearable temptation lie within.

The small pewter box, unassuming and plain, with a scratched message upon it that reads ‘I open only for the worthy.’

7. Which of the following would you most hate people to call you?

Ordinary

Ignorant

Cowardly

Selfish

8. A pharmaceutical company develops a drug that you've dreamed for your entire life, so you pay the ridiculous price of the drug with all of your life savings. As long as you take the 10-mL PO q.d., you will have unlimited:

Glory

Wisdom

Love

Power