Which Member Of Cheem Are You?

5 Questions | By Casey.comeroski | Updated: Mar 20, 2022 | Attempts: 226

Local punk ensemble Cheem has been piquing the interests and tugging the heartstrings of teens, tweens, adults, tikes, babies, infants, vegetables and pets all across the unmistakably dank terrace of New England for months. But - have you ever wondered which member you'd be most likely to form a blood pact with? Perhaps the desire for a latte with RJ or a scone with Skye is what's been making your heart yearn for more Cheem - but regardless of the specifics, your curtain call is finally here! With this quiz you'll be able to decide which member of Cheem holds your heart, fans your flame and kisses you goodnight.

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Gabe

You're Gabe! Gabriel Weitzman was a notorious Colombian drug lord whose cartel, at the height of his career, supplied an estimated 80% of the cocaine smuggled into the United States. Gabe-tastic! Often called "The King of Cocaine", he was the wealthiest criminal in history, with an estimated known net worth of US $30 billion by the early 1990s. Gabe!

Gabe

Gabe was a polymath whose areas of interest included invention, painting, sculpting, architecture, science, music, mathematics, engineering, literature, anatomy, geology, astronomy, botany, writing, history, and cartography. He has been variously called the father of paleontology, ichnology and architecture, and is widely considered one of the greatest painters of all time. Sometimes credited with the inventions of the parachute, helicopter and tank his genius epitomized the Renaissance humanist ideal. A true Gabe move!

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Questions and Answers

1.

What would describe a typical night out on the town for you?
- A.
  
  Rollin' around at the speed of sound on my scooter!
- B.
  
  Going to the grocery store
- C.
  
  Drawing pictures of your mom
- D.
  
  Sitting on top of a piano and thinking "ain't life grand.....................................................piano?"
- E.
  
  Sleeping
2.

What's your signature style?
- A.
  
  Bright and flashy
- B.
  
  Powerful, but delicate
- C.
  
  Quiet and professional
- D.
  
  A rippling shadow below the surface
- E.
  
  Ranch dressing
3.

You've got a new crush! You:
- A.
  
  Make the first move. Somebody's gotta do it!
- B.
  
  Wait for your crush to say something
- C.
  
  Conceal yourself behind a sunken freighter ship and wait
- D.
  
  Insist that you have at least five or six grilled hot dogs from Burger King in your jacket pocket in case they're hungry
- E.
  
  Wonder when it will be appropriate to let them know how you think "Wonderwall" by Oasis is basically the pinnacle of human enjoyment and every smile or laugh we make is just derivative of Wonderwall
4.

Three rootin'-tootin', shakin'-in-your-boots teens from the other side of the tracks pull up to your van during load in. You:
- A.
  
  Reassure them that they are at the wrong car. There must be a mistake!
- B.
  
  Hang tight. They'll be gone soon.
- C.
  
  Immediately dive into the closest body of water and live undisturbed for decades in a secluded cove untouched by man or time
- D.
  
  Brush the underside of their chins and say "I'd rather be hated for who I am than loved for who I'm not - Kurt Cobain"
- E.
  
  Ask if they donated to the touring bands
5.

What do you want most out of life?
- A.
  
  A good set of chompers
- B.
  
  A sock with a crayon inside, but you can't ever remember if the crayon is regular green or forest green
- C.
  
  A place to put my stamp collection
- D.
  
  A different way to watch Racing Stripes other than just the old VHS tape that I found in the attic when I was trying to remember where I left my lunch box
- E.
  
  The sweet melodies of David Lee Roth lulling me to a warm and peaceful slumber