The Hobbit Personality Quiz
By Kenny Larsen
- 1.
Where would you choose to live?
- A.
A village
- B.
A mountain
- C.
A cave
- D.
A forest
- E.
I never stay in one place for too long
- F.
A hole
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- 2.
How tall are you?
- A.
5' - 7'
- B.
0' - 5'
- C.
7' - 10'
- D.
Really really tall
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- 3.
Coke or Pepsi?
- A.
Coke
- B.
Pepsi
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- 4.
Would you rather...
- A.
Have lunch with nice people
- B.
Have nice people for lunch
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- 5.
What's your favorite Pixar movie?
- A.
The Good Dinosaur
- B.
Inside Out
- C.
Monsters University
- D.
Brave
- E.
Cars 2
- F.
Toy Story 3
- G.
Up
- H.
Wall-E
- I.
Ratatouille
- J.
Cars
- K.
The Incredibles
- L.
Finding Nemo
- M.
Monsters, Inc.
- N.
Toy Story 2
- O.
A Bug's Life
- P.
Toy Story
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- 6.
What is your fatal flaw?
- A.
Greed
- B.
Pride
- C.
Vengeance
- D.
None. I'm pretty much perfect.
- E.
Temptation
- F.
Arrogance
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- 7.
Which type of french fries would you choose?
- A.
Straight
- B.
Curly
- C.
Cheesy
- D.
Animal
- E.
Garlic
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- 8.
How many languages do you speak?
- A.
1
- B.
2
- C.
3 or more
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- 9.
What is your ultimate goal?
- A.
Live contently and comfortably
- B.
Rebuild a fallen kingdom
- C.
Be with Precious
- D.
Fight Sauron
- E.
Rule a kingdom
- F.
Be rich
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- 10.
What's your favorite hair style?
- A.
Short and curly
- B.
Shaggy
- C.
Long
- D.
Thin and wispy
- E.
I don't have hair
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- 11.
What is your ideal first date?
- A.
I don't really care as long as there's food
- B.
Enjoying nature together
- C.
I'm way too antisocial to date someone
- D.
Going on an adventure
- E.
I'm already married
- F.
I like my dates to be smokin' hot
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- 12.
Which weapon(s) do you use?
- A.
A bow
- B.
A sword
- C.
A staff
- D.
A spear
- E.
A battle axe
- F.
Fire
- G.
Teeth
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- 13.
What is your most important virtue?
- A.
Leadership
- B.
Cunning
- C.
Benevolence
- D.
Determination
- E.
Luck
- F.
Self-reliance
- G.
Loyalty
- H.
Power
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- 14.
How do you act in social situations?
- A.
Reserved
- B.
Creepy
- C.
Jolly
- D.
Boisterous
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- 15.
What is your favorite animal?
- A.
Elk
- B.
Bird
- C.
Pony
- D.
Eagle
- E.
Fish
- F.
Snake
- G.
Ram
- H.
Raccoon
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- 16.
Which quote are you most likely to say?
- A.
"I came to reclaim something of mine."
- B.
"Good morning!"
- C.
"To arms! To arms!"
- D.
"True courage is about knowing not when to take a life, but when to spare one."
- E.
"My precious..."
- F.
"AAAAAARRRRRRGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
- G.
"If more of us cared about food and home above gold , this world would be a merrier place."
- H.
"I kill where I wish and none dare resist!"
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- 17.
Do you enjoy singing?
- A.
Yes
- B.
No
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- 18.
What's your battle style?
- A.
My team and I charge the enemy head-on.
- B.
I enjoy taunting and teasing my foes.
- C.
I always have a few tricks up my sleeve in order to win.
- D.
I prefer fighting one on one instead of fighting against groups of people.
- E.
I'm really stealthy, so I avoid direct conflict and strike from behind.
- F.
Teamwork? Nope. Alliances? Nah. I'm badass enough to fend for myself.
- G.
I like to finish up battles quickly so that I can get back to helping people who need my support.
- H.
No matter what, each culture should only be concerned with its own well-being.
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- 19.
Which Sonoma Academy staff member are you most similar to?
- A.
Marco Morrone
- B.
Mike Raudenbush
- C.
Brandon Spars
- D.
Sam Horton
- E.
Sean Freese
- F.
Kerry Hanlon
- G.
Drew Gloger
- H.
John Durgin
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- 20.
Who would you like to vote for in the 2016 presidential election?
- A.
Donald Trump
- B.
Ted Cruz
- C.
Jeb Bush
- D.
Bernie Sanders
- E.
Chris Christie
- F.
Rick Santorum
- G.
Rand Paul
- H.
Marco Rubio
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