Which Part Of The Dynamic Are You?
If you understand you understand. Are you a sweaterboy or an absolute nightmare? Find out here.
- 1.Are you a top or a bottom?
- A.
Bottom. A complete pillow princess.
- B.
Versatile, but I might have a slight preference for one over the other.
- C.
Top.
- 2.What is your go-to outfit?
- A.
Something tailored, business casual at the very least. Expensive fabrics and luxury items only thanks.
- B.
Whatever is around, sweaters and jeans probably.
- 3.What is the average size of your feelings?
- A.
Big
- B.
Normal
- C.
Small
- 4.Where do you keep your issues?
- A.
On the magazine rack.
- B.
Inside. deep. good luck getting there pal.
- C.
Out there, it's whatever.
- 5.Are you more....
- A.
Tired and sarcastic
- B.
Flamboyant and kind
- C.
Neither
- 6.What do you think of yourself?
- A.
I'm boring, just average I suppose.
- B.
Interesting I know, but not the best I could be.
- C.
I'm a person, flawed and fantastic in my own way.
- 7.People think you are...
- A.
Cold, or at least untouchable, zen, or far away.
- B.
They think I'm the sociable one, I can talk to people, but when it comes down to it I'm terrible with people.
- C.
Relatively balanced, with a good number of friends, no baggage involved. They're right.
- 8.Are you trapped by societal conventions?
- A.
Yes, set me free!!!
- B.
Not if I can help it.
- C.
Under capitalism we're all trapped
- 9.Your name is...
- A.
Abnormal. Perhaps unheard of, or necessarily long. Or both.
- B.
Normal. Something Very average, I've met more than 13 people with my name. People have my name in books. Don't try to look me up. It's futile.
- C.
Somewhere between. It's nice and I like it.
- 10.Would you say you're a loving, affectionate partner?
- A.
Yes
- B.
Yes
- C.
No
- 11.Have you died for your other half?
- A.
I have and would again
- B.
I would but never had the chance
- C.
That seems extreme
- 12.Have you ever started a bar fight?
- A.
Probably
- B.
No but I might cause one.
- C.
No
- 13.Have you been in love before meeting your match?
- A.
Yes, but not like this.
- B.
No, just the once.
- C.
My what?
- 14.Are you protective, jealous, and fierce?
- A.
Yeah I would say so
- B.
Yes, but not as much as they are
- C.
No i'm not the jealous type
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