What Softball Inside Joke Are You?
How is a softball team similar to a pancake? They both need a good batter. This is one of the softball jokes that every fan should know an answer so fast. If you were a softball inside joke, which one do you think you would be? Well, don’t guess, take up the quiz below and get to find out!
- 1.You're at work and you get a call that a family member had an accident, what do you do?
- A.
I'd stay at work and come to see what happened afterwards.
- B.
I'd probably freak out and after about 5 minutes of stressing, finally get in a car and head over as fast as i can
- C.
Ask the person calling 5 times what's going on than finally head over
- D.
Head to the hospital calmly, accidents happen a lot so it isn't that out of the ordinary
- 2.You get shot, what is your initial response?
- A.
Dang it.
- B.
Oh look a bullet!
- C.
Did someone just pinch me?
- D.
*dies quietly*
- 3.You win a million dollars, what do you spend it on?
- A.
A nature preserve, where all animals can live in peace
- B.
Another million dollars
- C.
X-ray Sunglasses
- D.
A reality TV show
- 4.You are in a situation and you have to pee, but there's no bathrooms around, what do you do?
- A.
Pee in the woods
- B.
I knew these adult diapers would come in handy!
- C.
Hold it, I can hold my bladder for days at a time
- D.
Complain to people around me and then pee my pants
- 5.Someone calls you rude, what is your response
- A.
Explains what rude is, and why i'm not rude
- B.
Shrugs and walks away
- C.
"You're rude, ya ding dong"
- D.
Laughs, (Stephanie Tanner's voice) "how rude"
- 6.You see a penny on the ground
- A.
I'd leave it, people in poverty need it more than me.
- B.
OH LOOK A PENNY!
- C.
A penny, I'M RICH!
- D.
*picks it up and never uses it*
- 7.You don't have enough yarn to finish your scarf(inspired by Ashley Erin Dwyer, who died a sad death without enough yarn)
- A.
Runs to fabric store with tears in eyes, I NEED YARN
- B.
Lays with unfinished scarf and dies
- C.
Exactly why am i knitting this scarf?
- D.
Well, I always wanted a scarf for my ankle
- 8.It's Christmas, what is your preferred gift?
- A.
A dictionary, to hit my enemies with
- B.
Food... and money, lots of money
- C.
Anything's fine, just please no socks
- D.
A clone machine, the more of me the merrier
- 9.Which of these colors would you most likely paint your house?
- A.
Neon black
- B.
A subtle yellow
- C.
Steel colored
- D.
SPARKLEZ
- 10."BUBBLE!"
- A.
"Gum?"
- B.
"BACON!"
- C.
"bubble."
- D.
*stares and says nothing*
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