What Softball Inside Joke Are You?

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What Softball Inside Joke Are You?

How is a softball team similar to a pancake? They both need a good batter. This is one of the softball jokes that every fan should know an answer so fast. If you were a softball inside joke, which one do you think you would be? Well, don’t guess, take up the quiz below and get to find out!


Questions and Answers
  • 1. 
    You're at work and you get a call that a family member had an accident, what do you do?
    • A. 

      I'd stay at work and come to see what happened afterwards.

    • B. 

      I'd probably freak out and after about 5 minutes of stressing, finally get in a car and head over as fast as i can

    • C. 

      Ask the person calling 5 times what's going on than finally head over

    • D. 

      Head to the hospital calmly, accidents happen a lot so it isn't that out of the ordinary

  • 2. 
    You get shot, what is your initial response?
    • A. 

      Dang it.

    • B. 

      Oh look a bullet!

    • C. 

      Did someone just pinch me?

    • D. 

      *dies quietly*

  • 3. 
    You win a million dollars, what do you spend it on?
    • A. 

      A nature preserve, where all animals can live in peace

    • B. 

      Another million dollars

    • C. 

      X-ray Sunglasses

    • D. 

      A reality TV show

  • 4. 
    You are in a situation and you have to pee, but there's no bathrooms around, what do you do?
    • A. 

      Pee in the woods

    • B. 

      I knew these adult diapers would come in handy!

    • C. 

      Hold it, I can hold my bladder for days at a time

    • D. 

      Complain to people around me and then pee my pants

  • 5. 
    Someone calls you rude, what is your response
    • A. 

      Explains what rude is, and why i'm not rude

    • B. 

      Shrugs and walks away

    • C. 

      "You're rude, ya ding dong"

    • D. 

      Laughs, (Stephanie Tanner's voice) "how rude"

  • 6. 
    You see a penny on the ground
    • A. 

      I'd leave it, people in poverty need it more than me.

    • B. 

      OH LOOK A PENNY!

    • C. 

      A penny, I'M RICH!

    • D. 

      *picks it up and never uses it*

  • 7. 
    You don't have enough yarn to finish your scarf(inspired by Ashley Erin Dwyer, who died a sad death without enough yarn)
    • A. 

      Runs to fabric store with tears in eyes, I NEED YARN

    • B. 

      Lays with unfinished scarf and dies

    • C. 

      Exactly why am i knitting this scarf?

    • D. 

      Well, I always wanted a scarf for my ankle

  • 8. 
    It's Christmas, what is your preferred gift?
    • A. 

      A dictionary, to hit my enemies with

    • B. 

      Food... and money, lots of money

    • C. 

      Anything's fine, just please no socks

    • D. 

      A clone machine, the more of me the merrier

  • 9. 
    Which of these colors would you most likely paint your house?
    • A. 

      Neon black

    • B. 

      A subtle yellow

    • C. 

      Steel colored

    • D. 

      SPARKLEZ

  • 10. 
    "BUBBLE!"
    • A. 

      "Gum?"

    • B. 

      "BACON!"

    • C. 

      "bubble."

    • D. 

      *stares and says nothing*