Which Poet Are You?
Take our quiz to find out which of the three poets you are!
By Charlene and Emily~
- 1.
Would you light a wastebasket on fire on stage if the poet before you was taking too long?
- A.
Definitely!
- B.
Probably, because I'm a little crazy.
- C.
No. Unless they were against racial equality.
- D.
I would never be seen at a poetry recital. Ever.
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- 2.
Are you known for your disposition for wearing white clothing and your reluctance to greet guests?
- A.
Is that a rhetorical question? Leave me alone.
- B.
WHITE AND BLACK IS EQUAL!
- C.
We're all lonely individuals in an indifferent universe.
- D.
Ew, what are you even.
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- 3.
Do you like Ugg boots?
- A.
Ugg boots are my favourite!
- B.
What are these "UGG boots" you speak of?
- C.
I'm apparently only ever seen in a suit on Google Images.
- D.
Ugg boots? More like UGH BOOTS. DEY UGGLY AS—
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- 4.
What is your writing like/about?
- A.
You capture reality with immediacy and accept yourself and the beauty and ugliness of life
- B.
You write about the actions of ordinary men in a serious and brutally honest manner
- C.
You describe the abstract concepts of death, life, nature and love with concrete images
- D.
Why would I write when everyone already knows everything about me? *hair flip*
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- 5.
How do you think you would die?
- A.
Complications during surgery at age 88
- B.
Frail and suffering from heart problems at age 86
- C.
Kidney disease at age 56
- D.
Silly mortals. I'M YOUNG FOREVAH!!!
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- 6.
Which of these can you relate to the most?
- A.
I was raped by my mother's boyfriend when I was 8 and so my uncles murdered him. I became mute for five years from the guilt.
- B.
I have depression and live an introverted life, leaving school as a teenager to live as a recluse.
- C.
My father died of tuberculosis when I was 11, leaving us with $8, my mother died of cancer when I was 26, my younger sister died in a mental hospital when I was 55, four of my children died before I did, my wife developed cancer and died of heart failure when I was 64...
- D.
I built the hospital I was born in.
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- 7.
How would your friends describe you?
- A.
I have no friends.
- B.
Strong, vivid, keen-witted
- C.
Caring, thoughtful, inspirational
- D.
One word: FAB.
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- 8.
What do you like to do in your free time?
- A.
I enjoy strolling in the woods and absorbing the nature.
- B.
I only write poems. All day, every day.
- C.
When I'm not writing, I dance and fight for black rights.
- D.
Counting to infinity... Twice.
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May 27, 2015Quiz Created by
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