Which Poet Are You?

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Which Poet Are You? - Quiz

Take our quiz to find out which of the three poets you are! By Charlene and Emily~


Questions and Answers
  • 1. 
    Would you light a wastebasket on fire on stage if the poet before you was taking too long?
    • A. 

      Definitely!

    • B. 

      Probably, because I'm a little crazy.

    • C. 

      No. Unless they were against racial equality.

    • D. 

      I would never be seen at a poetry recital. Ever.

  • 2. 
    Are you known for your disposition for wearing white clothing and your reluctance to greet guests?
    • A. 

      Is that a rhetorical question? Leave me alone.

    • B. 

      WHITE AND BLACK IS EQUAL!

    • C. 

      We're all lonely individuals in an indifferent universe.

    • D. 

      Ew, what are you even.

  • 3. 
    Do you like Ugg boots?
    • A. 

      Ugg boots are my favourite!

    • B. 

      What are these "UGG boots" you speak of?

    • C. 

      I'm apparently only ever seen in a suit on Google Images.

    • D. 

      Ugg boots? More like UGH BOOTS. DEY UGGLY AS—

  • 4. 
    What is your writing like/about?
    • A. 

      You capture reality with immediacy and accept yourself and the beauty and ugliness of life

    • B. 

      You write about the actions of ordinary men in a serious and brutally honest manner

    • C. 

      You describe the abstract concepts of death, life, nature and love with concrete images

    • D. 

      Why would I write when everyone already knows everything about me? *hair flip*

  • 5. 
    How do you think you would die?
    • A. 

      Complications during surgery at age 88

    • B. 

      Frail and suffering from heart problems at age 86

    • C. 

      Kidney disease at age 56

    • D. 

      Silly mortals. I'M YOUNG FOREVAH!!!

  • 6. 
    Which of these can you relate to the most?
    • A. 

      I was raped by my mother's boyfriend when I was 8 and so my uncles murdered him. I became mute for five years from the guilt.

    • B. 

      I have depression and live an introverted life, leaving school as a teenager to live as a recluse.

    • C. 

      My father died of tuberculosis when I was 11, leaving us with $8, my mother died of cancer when I was 26, my younger sister died in a mental hospital when I was 55, four of my children died before I did, my wife developed cancer and died of heart failure when I was 64...

    • D. 

      I built the hospital I was born in.

  • 7. 
    How would your friends describe you?
    • A. 

      I have no friends.

    • B. 

      Strong, vivid, keen-witted

    • C. 

      Caring, thoughtful, inspirational

    • D. 

      One word: FAB.

  • 8. 
    What do you like to do in your free time?
    • A. 

      I enjoy strolling in the woods and absorbing the nature.

    • B. 

      I only write poems. All day, every day.

    • C. 

      When I'm not writing, I dance and fight for black rights.

    • D. 

      Counting to infinity... Twice.

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