Rate My Facial Hair

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Cbaudelaire

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1/10 Questions

Do you have facial hair?
- Why yes, I do.
- No, I don't. Sorry.

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Are you a beardo, a stachemaster, or just a peachfuzz cowpoke? Find out now! (Yes, even if you're a female. )

2.

What kind of facial hair do you have?
- Mustache and beard
- Sideburns only
- Mustache, beard, sideburns
- Beard only
- Mustache only
- I don't have facial hair
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3.

Is your facial hair the same color as your head hair?
- Pretty much, yes.
- No, but that's just how it grows.
- No, because I color one or the other.
- I don't have facial hair.
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4.

How would you describe your beard?
- I don't have a beard.
- A goatee.
- A traditional beard.
- Other
- I'm telling you, I don't have any facial hair.
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5.

Describe your mustache, darling.
- I don't have a mustache.
- Modest, traditional, well-trimmed
- Pornstache and/or handlebar
- Free-range
- I don't have facial hair.
- Connects to my sideburns.
- Connects to my beard.
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6.

How long do you grow that fur on your face?
- Less than 1/2 inch.
- One-half to one inch.
- One to two inches.
- As long as I can get it.
- Still no facial hair!
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7.

How do you keep your facial hair clean?
- Like, it gets wet in the shower.
- I wash it with soap or shampoo.
- It has its own set of products.
- Well, if I had any...but I don't!
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8.

Do you mind having fingers run through your facial hair?
- Hands off the art, bitch.
- I'm selective, but the right person? Absolutely.
- I consider it an admission fee to the rest of me.
- Whatever floats your boat, but I'm not responsible for bites.
- I don't have any, so...
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9.

How would you react if your significant other didn't appreciate your facial hair?
- Relationships are full of compromise...let's talk about it.
- Love me, love my scruff. Otherwise, take a hike.
- Oh, I can be VERY persuasive.
- Nope, don't have any facial hair.
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10.

Why did you grow your facescaping?
- Because it beats having to shave my whole damn face.
- To cover up (scars, weak chin/jawline, etc.)
- Because it makes me look good and feel good.
- As an artistic expression of the canvas that is me.
- No facial hair here.
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