Are you a beardo, a stachemaster, or just a peachfuzz cowpoke? Find out now! (Yes, even if you're a female. )
Why yes, I do.
No, I don't. Sorry.
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Mustache and beard
Sideburns only
Mustache, beard, sideburns
Beard only
Mustache only
I don't have facial hair
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Pretty much, yes.
No, but that's just how it grows.
No, because I color one or the other.
I don't have facial hair.
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I don't have a beard.
A goatee.
A traditional beard.
Other
I'm telling you, I don't have any facial hair.
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I don't have a mustache.
Modest, traditional, well-trimmed
Pornstache and/or handlebar
Free-range
I don't have facial hair.
Connects to my sideburns.
Connects to my beard.
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Less than 1/2 inch.
One-half to one inch.
One to two inches.
As long as I can get it.
Still no facial hair!
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Like, it gets wet in the shower.
I wash it with soap or shampoo.
It has its own set of products.
Well, if I had any...but I don't!
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Hands off the art, bitch.
I'm selective, but the right person? Absolutely.
I consider it an admission fee to the rest of me.
Whatever floats your boat, but I'm not responsible for bites.
I don't have any, so...
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Relationships are full of compromise...let's talk about it.
Love me, love my scruff. Otherwise, take a hike.
Oh, I can be VERY persuasive.
Nope, don't have any facial hair.
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Because it beats having to shave my whole damn face.
To cover up (scars, weak chin/jawline, etc.)
Because it makes me look good and feel good.
As an artistic expression of the canvas that is me.
No facial hair here.
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