Насколько хорошо вы знаете запрещенные тексты «Кровостока»?

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Насколько хорошо вы знаете запрещенные тексты «Кровостока»? - Quiz


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  • 1. 

    Главный национальный продукт русских:

    • A.

      Водка.

    • B.

      Трагизм.

    • C.

      Трупы.

    Correct Answer
    B. Трагизм.
    Explanation
    The correct answer is "Трагизм." This answer is based on the context provided in the question, which lists three options as the "main national product of Russians." While vodka and corpses may be seen as stereotypes or negative aspects associated with Russian culture, "трагизм" (tragedy) is a more abstract concept that could be interpreted as a reflection of the Russian people's historical experiences or their perception of life.

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  • 2. 

    Плюсы порно:

    • A.

      Стимулирует соблюдение интимной гигиены.

    • B.

      Позволяет снять стресс.

    • C.

      Не даёт сойти с ума.

    Correct Answer
    A. Стимулирует соблюдение интимной гигиены.
    Explanation
    Watching pornography can stimulate the practice of intimate hygiene because it often portrays individuals engaging in sexual activities, which can serve as a reminder for viewers to maintain cleanliness and take care of their own personal hygiene.

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  • 3. 

    С кем не спорят о вкусах?

    • A.

      С ментами.

    • B.

      С мудаками.

    • C.

      С тем, у кого в руках заточка.

    Correct Answer
    B. С мудаками.
    Explanation
    The correct answer is "С мудаками" (With assholes). This answer suggests that assholes are the type of people who are difficult to argue with or have a difference in taste. It implies that arguing with assholes is generally unproductive or futile, as they are stubborn or closed-minded individuals.

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  • 4. 

    С чего начать активность в охваченном революцией городе?

    • A.

      С ограбления аптеки.

    • B.

      С планирования у себя на квартире.

    • C.

      С поиска оружия.

    Correct Answer
    B. С планирования у себя на квартире.
    Explanation
    Starting with planning at home is the most logical and safe option when beginning activity in a city engulfed by revolution. Planning allows for careful consideration of the situation, potential risks, and strategies to navigate the revolution effectively. It also provides an opportunity to gather resources, gather information, and coordinate with others if necessary. Robbing a pharmacy or searching for weapons without proper planning may lead to unnecessary risks and potentially dangerous consequences.

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  • 5. 

    Как звучит правильный боевой клич?

    • A.

      Смерть в массы.

    • B.

      За секс я вы*** чёрствый кекс.

    • C.

      Быть плохим за*****.

    Correct Answer
    A. Смерть в массы.
    Explanation
    The correct answer is "Смерть в массы." This phrase translates to "Death to the masses" in English. It is a strong and powerful battle cry that conveys a sense of aggression and determination. It implies a willingness to fight and sacrifice for a cause, suggesting a fierce and relentless attitude in battle.

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  • 6. 

    За что можно продать родину?

    • A.

      За баблос.

    • B.

      За шаурму.

    • C.

      За шмаль.

    Correct Answer
    C. За шмаль.
    Explanation
    The question asks what someone can sell their homeland for. The options given are "За баблос" (for money), "За шаурму" (for shawarma), and "За шмаль" (for drugs). Out of these options, "За шмаль" (for drugs) is the correct answer as it implies that someone can sell their homeland for drugs.

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  • 7. 

    Страсть остывает быстро, как…

    • A.

      Пельмени на плите.

    • B.

      Чайник на подоконнике.

    • C.

      Гера на ложке.

    Correct Answer
    B. Чайник на подоконнике.
    Explanation
    This answer is correct because it follows the pattern of the other phrases in the question. Each phrase consists of an item or action that cools down quickly, followed by a location. In this case, "чайник на подоконнике" (a kettle on the windowsill) represents something that quickly loses its passion or excitement.

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  • 8. 

    Что такое настоящий ужас?

    • A.

      Термоядерная война.

    • B.

      Мент в тёмном переулке.

    • C.

      Прорыв канализации в мозгу.

    Correct Answer
    C. Прорыв канализации в мозгу.
    Explanation
    The given options describe different scenarios that could be considered as "true horror". Out of the three options, "Прорыв канализации в мозгу" (sewage breakthrough in the brain) seems to be the most metaphorical and abstract concept, which can be interpreted as a horrifying and chaotic situation. This option stands out as it is not a literal event like a nuclear war or encountering a police officer in a dark alley.

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  • 9. 

    Жизнь — это…

    • A.

      Радость в сердце.

    • B.

      Вонь из берцев.

    • C.

      Подзалупный творожок.

    Correct Answer
    B. Вонь из берцев.
  • 10. 

    Насколько нужны человеку нравственные ограничители?

    • A.

      На *** не нужны.

    • B.

      Иногда.

    • C.

      Всегда.

    Correct Answer
    C. Всегда.
    Explanation
    Человеку всегда нужны нравственные ограничители, так как они помогают определить границы между правильным и неправильным поведением. Нравственные ограничители служат основой для развития морального сознания и этических ценностей, а также помогают обществу функционировать в гармонии. Без нравственных ограничителей человек может стать эгоистичным, безответственным и несправедливым в своих поступках. Они также способствуют формированию и поддержанию здоровых межличностных отношений и укреплению общественной структуры.

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  • 11. 

    Россия — это…

    • A.

      П*****.

    • B.

      Квас с хреном.

    • C.

      Холодец.

    Correct Answer
    C. Холодец.
    Explanation
    The correct answer is "Холодец". This answer is correct because "Холодец" is a traditional Russian dish made from meat stock, usually pork or beef, that is set into a jelly-like consistency. It is typically served cold and is a popular dish in Russian cuisine, especially during holidays and celebrations.

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  • 12. 

    Чем точно не является секс?

    • A.

      Близостью.

    • B.

      Далью.

    • C.

      Кайфом.

    Correct Answer
    C. Кайфом.
    Explanation
    The correct answer is "Кайфом" (Not pleasure). This is because sex is often associated with pleasure and enjoyment, so it cannot be considered the opposite or something that it is not. The other options, "Близостью" (Closeness) and "Далью" (Distance), can be seen as opposites of sex, as they represent emotional and physical distance respectively.

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  • 13. 

    На что похожа наша печень?

    • A.

      На карму.

    • B.

      На ***льце Ельцина.

    • C.

      На сцену из Анны Карениной.

    Correct Answer
    A. На карму.
    Explanation
    The correct answer is "На карму." This suggests that our liver is similar to karma. This comparison implies that our liver, like karma, is responsible for balancing and regulating our actions and their consequences. Just as karma is believed to determine the outcome of our actions, the liver plays a crucial role in detoxifying our body and maintaining overall health.

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  • 14. 

    Как следует относиться к природе?

    • A.

      Защищать.

    • B.

      Скорее уничтожить.

    • C.

      Насрать ей в рот.

    Correct Answer
    C. Насрать ей в рот.
  • 15. 

    В чем можно быть уверенным наверняка?

    • A.

      Что не моча, то говно.

    • B.

      Бога нет.

    • C.

      Россия не будет свободной.

    Correct Answer
    A. Что не моча, то говно.
    Explanation
    The correct answer is "Что не моча, то говно." This phrase is a Russian proverb that can be translated as "What is not pee, is poop." It is a humorous way of saying that when something is not one thing, it is likely to be something else undesirable. This proverb implies that when you can be absolutely certain about something, it is most likely to be something negative or unpleasant.

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