Which Member Of Askultura Are You?

22 Questions | By Juventroll1 | Updated: Mar 17, 2022 | Attempts: 106

Which Member Of Askultura Are You? - Quiz

Answer some very pointed questions to find how exactly who you would replace in the case of band cataclysm like an exploded tour bus due to onboard fireworks display, drunken group hari-kari, funky stage power that fries us all in one fell swoop, collective masturbatory exhaustion leading to dehydration leading to death, etc.

You May Get

Andurio the Frontman

Our song-writer and resident frontman. You want his job? Learn to climb, love Juventus football club, rail against all governments, and maintain a healthy, magmanimous 'tude towards most everything. He wears Sambas & cowboy boots.

Reverend Ben Ray the Percussionist

Founding member of Asku Norte (drums), the Rev is a hip-hop hound and a member of NY trio UsVS. He likes coffee and cigarettes, and crossing his legs. There must be a good dick down there. Unfortunately that is voided by his choice of footwear: Transformer high-tops.

& many more results.
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Questions and Answers

1.

What are your THREE favorite instruments from this list?
- A.
  
  The speed of the Electric Guitar
- B.
  
  A throaty stand-alone Acoustic Guitar
- C.
  
  The tiki-taka of the Washboard
- D.
  
  Thumpin bumpin Bass Guitar
- E.
  
  The fwohp flumpf of a Drumset
- F.
  
  Sexy swirling Saxophone
- G.
  
  Lightning Latin Percussion
- H.
  
  The salacious pierce of the Trumpet
- I.
  
  Blasting boom of the Trombone
- J.
  
  A pure Voice
2.

I also play in seminal NJ ska-punk band Catch-22.
- A.
  
  True
- B.
  
  False
3.

Top TWO ways to pass time travelling on the tour-bus are?
- A.
  
  Sleeping
- B.
  
  Drinking
- C.
  
  Rolling dice i.e. Cee-Lo
- D.
  
  Practicing
- E.
  
  Reading
- F.
  
  Driving
4.

Beer or Liquor?
- A.
  
  Lots of the beers
- B.
  
  O sweet liquor
- C.
  
  No booze for me.
5.

Sport of choice?
- A.
  
  Sports blow ass.
- B.
  
  Skateboarding
- C.
  
  American Football
- D.
  
  Rest of World Football aka Soccer
- E.
  
  Lacrosse
- F.
  
  Baseball
- G.
  
  Hockey
- H.
  
  Drinking
6.

I know what a 'FF' is and I have no problem saying it...except thru a microphone on stage.
- A.
  
  True
- B.
  
  False
7.

Right now I am holding a cup of gas-station coffee and a lit cigarette.
- A.
  
  True
- B.
  
  False
8.

I know what an 'UsVs' is?
- A.
  
  True
- B.
  
  False
9.

What city would you base Askultura out of?
- A.
  
  Miami
- B.
  
  New York City
- C.
  
  Denver
- D.
  
  Los Angeles
- E.
  
  Pittsburgh
10.

You enjoy popping layers (i.e. the removal of most of your clothing at the shows), true or false?
- A.
  
  True
- B.
  
  False
11.

Pick your top TWO favorite genres of music.
- A.
  
  Punk Rock
- B.
  
  Street Punk
- C.
  
  Hardcore
- D.
  
  Oi
- E.
  
  Reggae
- F.
  
  Reggaeton
- G.
  
  Cumbia
- H.
  
  Ska
- I.
  
  Askultura
- J.
  
  Americana-Bluegrass
- K.
  
  Rockabilly/Psychobilly/all the billys
- L.
  
  Hip Hop
12.

What closest describes your footwear at the show?
- A.
  
  Work boots
- B.
  
  Adidas Sambas
- C.
  
  Doc Martins
- D.
  
  High heels, preferably neon color
- E.
  
  Skate shoes
- F.
  
  Hiking boots
- G.
  
  Transformer high tops
- H.
  
  Hipster jigs
- I.
  
  Cowboy boots
13.

You like your bandmates.
- A.
  
  True
- B.
  
  False
14.

What's your narcota of choice? (Choose up to TWO)
- A.
  
  Weed
- B.
  
  Cogaine
- C.
  
  Mushrooms
- D.
  
  DMT
- E.
  
  Heroin
- F.
  
  Pills
- G.
  
  I don't partake in any of it.
15.

You feel safe in the presence of the police.
- A.
  
  True
- B.
  
  False
16.

Anarchism is ana-awesome.
- A.
  
  True
- B.
  
  False
17.

You have or want little wee children of yer own.
- A.
  
  True
- B.
  
  False
18.

I want to be in Askultura because...
19.

I know ___ of the words to the Askultura songs.
- A.
  
  100%
- B.
  
  Just the backup parts
- C.
  
  More than I care to
- D.
  
  Some (still learning)
20.

You are endowed with what's been classified as "a great dick".
- A.
  
  True
- B.
  
  False
21.

You grow the beard. (Ladies, please answer too)
- A.
  
  True
- B.
  
  False
22.

You are Peruvian.
- A.
  
  True
- B.
  
  False