Which Member Of Askultura Are You?

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Which Member Of Askultura Are You?

Answer some very pointed questions to find how exactly who you would replace in the case of band cataclysm like an exploded tour bus due to onboard fireworks display, drunken group hari-kari, funky stage power that fries us all in one fell swoop, collective masturbatory exhaustion leading to dehydration leading to death, etc.


Questions and Answers
  • 1. 
    I want to be in Askultura because...
  • 2. 
    What are your THREE favorite instruments from this list?
    • A. 

      The speed of the Electric Guitar

    • B. 

      A throaty stand-alone Acoustic Guitar

    • C. 

      The tiki-taka of the Washboard

    • D. 

      Thumpin bumpin Bass Guitar

    • E. 

      The fwohp flumpf of a Drumset

    • F. 

      Sexy swirling Saxophone

    • G. 

      Lightning Latin Percussion

    • H. 

      The salacious pierce of the Trumpet

    • I. 

      Blasting boom of the Trombone

    • J. 

      A pure Voice

  • 3. 
    What city would you base Askultura out of?
    • A. 

      Miami

    • B. 

      New York City

    • C. 

      Denver

    • D. 

      Los Angeles

    • E. 

      Pittsburgh

  • 4. 
    You enjoy popping layers (i.e. the removal of most of your clothing at the shows), true or false?
    • A. 

      True

    • B. 

      False

  • 5. 
    What's your narcota of choice? (Choose up to TWO)
    • A. 

      Weed

    • B. 

      Cogaine

    • C. 

      Mushrooms

    • D. 

      DMT

    • E. 

      Heroin

    • F. 

      Pills

    • G. 

      I don't partake in any of it.

  • 6. 
    Sport of choice?
    • A. 

      Sports blow ass.

    • B. 

      Skateboarding

    • C. 

      American Football

    • D. 

      Rest of World Football aka Soccer

    • E. 

      Lacrosse

    • F. 

      Baseball

    • G. 

      Hockey

    • H. 

      Drinking

  • 7. 
    You feel safe in the presence of the police.
    • A. 

      True

    • B. 

      False

  • 8. 
    You have or want little wee children of yer own.
    • A. 

      True

    • B. 

      False

  • 9. 
    You grow the beard. (Ladies, please answer too)
    • A. 

      True

    • B. 

      False

  • 10. 
    Pick your top TWO favorite genres of music.
    • A. 

      Punk Rock

    • B. 

      Street Punk

    • C. 

      Hardcore

    • D. 

      Oi

    • E. 

      Reggae

    • F. 

      Reggaeton

    • G. 

      Cumbia

    • H. 

      Ska

    • I. 

      Askultura

    • J. 

      Americana-Bluegrass

    • K. 

      Rockabilly/Psychobilly/all the billys

    • L. 

      Hip Hop

  • 11. 
    You are endowed with what's been classified as "a great dick".
    • A. 

      True

    • B. 

      False

  • 12. 
    Beer or Liquor?
    • A. 

      Lots of the beers

    • B. 

      O sweet liquor

    • C. 

      No booze for me.

  • 13. 
    What closest describes your footwear at the show?
    • A. 

      Work boots

    • B. 

      Adidas Sambas

    • C. 

      Doc Martins

    • D. 

      High heels, preferably neon color

    • E. 

      Skate shoes

    • F. 

      Hiking boots

    • G. 

      Transformer high tops

    • H. 

      Hipster jigs

    • I. 

      Cowboy boots

  • 14. 
    You like your bandmates.
    • A. 

      True

    • B. 

      False

  • 15. 
    Anarchism is ana-awesome.
    • A. 

      True

    • B. 

      False

  • 16. 
    You are Peruvian.
    • A. 

      True

    • B. 

      False

  • 17. 
    I also play in seminal NJ ska-punk band Catch-22.
    • A. 

      True

    • B. 

      False

  • 18. 
    Top TWO ways to pass time travelling on the tour-bus are?
    • A. 

      Sleeping

    • B. 

      Drinking

    • C. 

      Rolling dice i.e. Cee-Lo

    • D. 

      Practicing

    • E. 

      Reading

    • F. 

      Driving

  • 19. 
    I know what a 'FF' is and I have no problem saying it...except thru a microphone on stage.
    • A. 

      True

    • B. 

      False

  • 20. 
    Right now I am holding a cup of gas-station coffee and a lit cigarette.
    • A. 

      True

    • B. 

      False

  • 21. 
    I know what an 'UsVs' is?
    • A. 

      True

    • B. 

      False

  • 22. 
    I know ___ of the words to the Askultura songs.
    • A. 

      100%

    • B. 

      Just the backup parts

    • C. 

      More than I care to

    • D. 

      Some (still learning)

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