Tarantulas Personality Test.

1. Your friends invite you to a sports day. Which of the following would you prefer?

American Football

Soccer

Full contact martial arts

Swimming

Yoga

Do I have to choose? I hate sports...

2. You have a group assignment. What's your reaction?

Yeah - groups. I'm happy to work with others.

I'll make it work as long as they do their part and give me my space.

I'm not super happy about it, but it would be too much effort to ask for a solo assignment.

I'll be silent and let others do the work.

I'll take the lead and eat them alive if the others don't follow my lead.

I'll just straight up punch them in their stupid faces - we all know they deserve it.

3. Your next vacation is at...

Cancun, Mexiko

Caribbean Island

Safari in Africa

Rock-climbing in the Andes

Goa, India

Doesn't matter where - I'll be at the buffet

4. Fight until death. You can choose your weapon, but your opponent gets the same. Which one do you choose?

No weapons... Fists only

Good old fashioned sword-fight.

Handguns

Sniper rifles

Working Harry Potter wizard wands

12-inch dildos

5. OP buys you a drink. What do you order?

Tequila

Pina Colada

Red Wine

Absinth

Jägermeister

Beer

6. Who is your favorite Superhero?

Batman

Superman

Spiderman

Flash

Hulk

Deadpool

7. The devil promises you the mastery of one of the following instruments. Which one do you choose?

Drums

Bass

Electric guitar

Violin

Piano

Trumpet

8. What does your room look like?

Minimalistic and stylish

Clean and tidy

Plants, pictures and a mirror

Colorful and lots of decoration

There are some plates of your last meal

It looks like the Red Army just came through

9. Which of the following apocalyptic scenarios would you most likely survive?

Zombies

Aliens

Vampires

Super-Volcano

Evil mutant farm animals

All of the above at same time. I like challenges.

10. You have to hide from the police - what do you do?

I would never hide from the police. I instantly hand myself in.

They will evidently find me. I face my destiny and turn myself in, but before I do that, I have one last good meal - everybody knows that the prison food sucks.

I dig a hole in my backyard under the barn.

I hide in plain sight. They'll never suspect me at the Karaoke bar across the police station!

I take everything I need, go to the old abandoned mine and don't come out for at least 6 months.

You know that movie where the hero just walks in the police station and blows everything up and shows the corrupt cops who's the man? That's what I'll do.

11. You're at a friends house and they serve you food you don't like. What's your reaction?

Food I don't like? OP, please be realistic...

I politely decline.

I ask for something different.

I put it in a napkin and hide it.

I won't touch it. I'm not hungry anyway.

I flip the table, insult the cook, steal my friends car and rob the next McDonalds.

12. You're going on a date... what do you wear?

Definitely something colorful

Classic - black, white maybe one color as a highlight

Khakis and a black shirt, so nobody will notice the stains when I spill some food

My new crazy logo print with ornaments and freaky colors... omg - I'll be such an eyecatcher

I could't care less what to wear as long as it has pockets to hold my knives

Sweatpants.... I mean, do we really have to go out? We could just order Pizza and watch Netflix, right?

13. You're at a party and someone spills his drink all over your shirt. What's your reaction?

Oh no - party is over. Time to go home!

I don't care... Look: the stain matches my print :-)

Mistakes happen. I go to the restroom and try to get rid of the stain

I ask him to buy me a drink to make up for the shirt.

I give him the death-stare and take what is left from his drink.

I immediately take off my shirt and fist-fight that son of a bitch.

14. What do you do on a sunny afternoon?

Relaxing in my hammock

Throw on the grill and make a nice BBQ

Find a leafy bower and watch the clouds go by...

Ride my motorcycle and do some wheelies in front of the elementary school.

Perfect time to do some yard work, pulling out some weeds and trimming the bushes

I honestly just like to smoke some weed.

15. Your favorite type of rock music is:

Classic

Glam

Ambient

Psychodelic

Heavy metal

Death metal

16. Your morning hygiene routine is like...

Nothing special. Toilet, shower, brushing my teeth.

Not much - I always look perfect!

After the basic cleaning and care: Facial mask, lotions, foundation, make-up, powder, mascara, eye-shadow, lipstick, concealer, etc.

I only stop breakfast while I brush my teeth.

Hygiene? What is this?

I piss on the seat, spit in the sink and gargle with Whiskey, then I'm ready.

17. How many children do you want to have later?

None. I hate kids.

1

2

3

4

More than 4

18. You're waiting at a bus stop and a stranger is asking you for a chewing-gum. What's your reaction?

No, I'm very sorry, but I never have chewing-gum.

Dude, if I had any gum, I'd already have eaten it.

Here you go buddy, take one - they're sugar free and good for your teeth!

Hey, we're a community here. Take as much as you need.

I pretend to not hearing him, stand as still and be as silent as possible, so he might just go away.

WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY TO ME?!? GET LOST OR ELSE I'LL LOSE MYSELF!!!

19. You inherit $10 million. What do you do with the money.

I wouldn't change my life a lot. Pay of my debts and invest the rest conservatively.

I would buy an awesome house.

I would travel the world.

I would buy all the nice things I always wanted to have.

I would buy a restaurant.

Go to the casino. All my money is on red...