A lean cuisine
Orville Redenbacher kettle corn
Brussels sprouts and sweet potatoes
An egg omelette and gluten free waffles
Malibu and pineapple
Moscow mule (but only if it's served in a copper mug)
Restocking toilet paper
Paying bills, folding delicates, and pretty much everything else
Cleaning out the fridge
Bringing in the mail (because it's all for you)
Browsing real estate sites
Grindin' at the biz
In a hot yoga class
A grandma knit sweater
Full on groutfit
Lululemon from head to toe
An oversized cutoff sweatshirt
A fashionable cardigan
Vines (rip) and memes
Funny accents and impersonations
Other people's pain...
Beef jerky and game of thrones
Route 44 coke
Groupon getaways that you can't afford
Anatomy of the human body
Practical Christmas gifts
"Buy real food at the grocery store"
"Hang up and hang out"
"Stop mini dabbing"
"Dude, take off the rollerblades"
"Get out of bed and do something"
"Merp" or any noise made by Blue's Clues characters
"What the fuhhhh"
Boom by Tiesto
Reckless Love by Cory Asbury
Bounce by Timbaland
Sing at the top of your lungs while cleaning
Search the web for gluten free recipes
Make promo videos for companies
Lock the doors and check for intruders
Walk around without pants on
Pickles and escalators
Bleach and driving over the speed limit
Alcohol and gluten