I can't eat anything, my teeth are all broken
How about some, "Stone Soup"?
Seven-Up in a golden flask
Cold enough to where I can curl up with a good book
Summer weather= sport weather!
Any weather that doesn't flare my allergies
Whatever I feel like in the moment
I don't care as long as I can cook
Anything that isn't mornings
Sleeping, because nothing bad can happen
Anything I'm supposed to be cooking
Afternoon because SPORTS
Kick around soccer balls
What did the chef say privately to his assistant? It's none of your BISQUE-ness!!
I’ve been reading a book on antigravity. It’s so good I can’t put it down.
MY LIFE. That's it, that's the joke
My opposing team's aim
I'm not saying your perfume is too strong. I'm just saying the canary was alive before you got here.
Here's an interesting quiz for you.