Spend A Day At The Baseball Stadium, And Find Out If You'd Be A Good Player!

1. Congrats to the team that one! The game is now over. Your very hungry, so what food do you get?

Corndog.

Slushie.

Ice coffee.

Cotton candy.

Takeout style spicy and sweet Chinese sesame chicken.

2. Merch?

A baseball postcard.

A picture with you next to the team mascot.

No merch, please.

Sun glasses, but the round parts look like baseballs.

A plastic light up baseball bat.

3. First off, it's time to head in. Do you come with...

Friends!

Family!

Just me!

A huge group of people!

Um, I'm watching from my couch...on the TV.

4. There's ten minutes till the game starts. Do you...

Stay around and talk to the people you came with.

Breath everything in, and look around for baseball stars.

Buy some merch, duh! Ooh, this light up baseball hat looks pretty dope.

Go to the bathroom...

Dude, I'm at my couch.

5. That was fun! What do you do when you go home?

Sleep.

Tell everyone about it.

Poop. You ate too much cotton candy.

Watch the replay of the whole game on TV and see if you can find yourself in the audience.

Get practicing baseball, DUH!

6. And the game begins! Unfortunately, you don't really like where you're sitting. You wish you were...

At the very front, getting to see the expressions on the players' faces!

Not behind this really tall girl with a hat that's even taller...

Out on the field, playing!

Farther back, so you could see the screens with the close ups of the players, and really see what was happening.

With your friends and family. They had to sit far away from you.

7. The person to the left of you is picking their nose and wiping it on you, and you don't even know them. You...

Tell them what the hell get a life and get away from you.

Politely ask them to stop.

Get up and go home. It's just not worth it. Besides, you could practice baseball yourself at home!

Scooch away from them, and try to focus on the game.

Pick my nose and put it on them! That will teach 'em a lesson!

8. How do you rout for your favorite team?

Scream the chants and the team name, and wave pointer fingers and pom poms and signs above your head.

Cross your fingers and hope they win.

You don't really have a favorite team...

Everyone should be a winner!

Just tell your friends and the people around you who your routing for. What else can you do?