Poker Night: A Dark Comedy - Character Quiz
Find out what character you are most like from the short movie "POKER NIGHT: A DARK COMEDY".
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DEALER
PLAYER ONE
PLAYER TWO
PLAYER THREE
PLAYER FOUR
PLAYER FIVE
- 1.What is your dream job?
- A.
Being the boss!
- B.
Having everyone work for me.
- C.
Lawyer.
- D.
Helping others.
- E.
Police detective.
- F.
Causing chaos!
- 2.What is the most important thing for you in life?
- A.
Power.
- B.
Getting attention and money.
- C.
Winning no matter the cost.
- D.
Love and happiness.
- E.
Job promotion.
- F.
To expose people's true nature.
- 3.What is your biggest fear?
- A.
Death.
- B.
Losing all my money!
- C.
Losing.
- D.
Becoming someone other than my true self.
- E.
Having my weaknesses exposed.
- F.
Nothing.
- 4.If you witnessed your girlfriend/boyfriend flirting with someone else, what would your reaction be?
- A.
Threaten with violence.
- B.
Lose my mind and cause a scene!
- C.
Exploit the situation.
- D.
Break up with my boyfriend/girlfriend.
- E.
Drink heavily.
- F.
Find it amusing.
- 5.A tornado is coming, what do you do?
- A.
Take my family to a shelter for cover.
- B.
I'm tougher than a tornado, I have nothing to fear!
- C.
Screw everyone else and leave, duh!
- D.
Contact the insurance company and leave for the Bahamas.
- E.
Warn my loved ones and leave for safety.
- F.
I am the tornado!
- 6.What type of person were you at your school?
- A.
The bully.
- B.
Prom queen.
- C.
Teacher's pet.
- D.
Class president.
- E.
Sports Captain.
- F.
The one who burned down the school!
- 7.You find a loaded gun on the street, what do you do with it?
- A.
Give it to one of my employees.
- B.
Look at it in disgust and leave it.
- C.
Ignore it.
- D.
Pick it up carefully in a bag and take it straight to the police.
- E.
Take it to work.
- F.
Keep it, treat yourself!
- 8.What color best represents you?
- A.
Black.
- B.
Blood red.
- C.
Grey
- D.
Blue
- E.
White
- F.
Purple
- 9.Someone from your past once bullied you, you are most likely to:
- A.
What are you talking about, I am the bully!
- B.
Get my dad to sue their dad!
- C.
I have become more successful in life, so I ignore it.
- D.
Forgive and move on.
- E.
Threaten with serious consequences.
- F.
Tie them to a chair and introduce them to Mr Crowbar!
- 10.What is your greatest strength?
- A.
My Physicality.
- B.
Manipulation.
- C.
Observation.
- D.
Empathy.
- E.
Dominance.
- F.
Intelligence.
- 11.What animal best represents you?
- A.
Dog.
- B.
Cat.
- C.
Snake.
- D.
Mouse.
- E.
Eagle.
- F.
Great White Shark.
- 12.Which of these playing cards best represents you?
- A.
King of Diamonds.
- B.
Queen of Diamonds.
- C.
Ace of Spades.
- D.
Queen of Hearts.
- E.
Jack of Clubs.
- F.
Joker.
- 13.You have the weekend off, where do you spend it?
- A.
On the beach with my girlfriend.
- B.
On the beach with my boyfriend.
- C.
At the casino playing poker.
- D.
At my friends house.
- E.
The gun range.
- F.
What do you mean? I take whatever time off I want!
- 14.What is your biggest guilty pleasure?
- A.
Cheating on my girlfriend/boyfriend.
- B.
Collecting jewelry.
- C.
Indulging my ego.
- D.
Chocolate.
- E.
Gambling.
- F.
Gasoline and a lighter.
- 15.What is your weapon of choice?
- A.
A baseball bat.
- B.
My good looks.
- C.
My charm.
- D.
My honesty.
- E.
A pistol.
- F.
A pistol, a baseball bat, my charm, my good looks… They all work for me!
- 16.You have one day left to live, how do you spend it?
- A.
Telling my girlfriend how much I despise her!
- B.
Telling my boyfriend how much I despise him!
- C.
Dining at a top class restaurant.
- D.
With friends and family.
- E.
Finding out why I only have one day left to live.
- F.
I am the reason you only have one day left to live!
- 17.What did you most want to be as a child?
- A.
Leader of a gang.
- B.
A princess.
- C.
A lawyer.
- D.
A horseback rider.
- E.
A police officer.
- F.
A comedian.
- 18.What is your ideal gift to someone?
- A.
Giving them my attention.
- B.
I don't care, I get my parents to buy people's gifts for me.
- C.
A bottle of fine wine.
- D.
Chocolate.
- E.
Flowers.
- F.
Open it and find out!
- 19.What is the meaning of life?
- A.
To be in charge.
- B.
To be desired.
- C.
To survive.
- D.
To be happy.
- E.
I don't know.
- F.
To end.
- 20.What is your favorite fruit?
- A.
Banana.
- B.
Strawberry.
- C.
Peach.
- D.
Passion Fruit.
- E.
Orange.
- F.
Apple, the forbidden fruit!
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