Purgatory Hell Assessment: Which Circle Of Hell Will You Go To?

1. Posted something ambiguously dark for attention?

True

False

2. Developed an addiction (including unconventional addictions)?

True

False

3. Cheated on a romantic partner?

True

False

4. Lied to a friend to get out of hanging out with them?

True

False

5. Heavily considered suicide?

True

False

6. Acted on homosexual thoughts?

True

False

7. Actively avoid religious conversations as they are boring and not something you have strong opinions about?

True

False

8. Been offended when someone doesn't like the meme you sent them?

True

False

9. Returned a fast food item because it was not exactly what you ordered?

True

False

10. Never explored your own holy land (sexually)?

True

False

11. Thought of a person of the same sex when having corny alone time?

True

False

12. Executed revenge so perfectly you did an evil laugh?

True

False

13. Actively tried to seduce a friend's romantic partner?

True

False

14. Tried to break up a relationship for no other reason than jealousy

True

False

15. Followed a social media account of someone you don't necessarily like purely because you enjoy their physical appearance?

True

False

16. Didn't actively reject someone's romantic advancements despite being uninterested because you are flattered by their admiration?

True

False

17. Surrounded yourself with people that have no common interests for the sole purpose of having friends and not being seen as a loner

True

False

18. First and foremost, are you baptized?

Yes! absolutely, jesus is with me every beat :)

No but I attend church

No, but I pretend to be in front of my grandparents

No, I prefer the company of my right (or left) hand

Yes but I suddenly saw how asinine church is and quit

I wasn't raised religious

19. Failed no nut November on the first day?

True

False

20. Engaged someone in a conversation to promote or defend your god?

True

False

21. Actively engaged a religious person in an argument about religion to relay your atheist wisdom?

True

False

22. Had a bad day and rose a middle finger at the sky?

True

False

23. Drew an upside down cross on your forehead with holywater you found in a church and pretended it burned you?

True

False

24. Been uncomfortable when asked about your sexual habits because you are behind your peers?

True

False

25. Have you ever: Rolled your eyes when told to go to church?

True

False

26. Which statement applies best to you/which fear is affecting you most?

That I am not doing my best as one of god's children

I'm lost and don't know what to do with my life

I don't know what's making me unhappy but I have spent a long time wallowing

I worry that I am not receiving the respect I could get

One day my resentment towards my oppressors will come back and bite me

I want to die and/or am not confident in my sexual orientation

People do not like me, I do not fit in, or I consider myself lesser than others and one day they will realize I am just pretending to be good enough

The revenge I seek will not bring me the satisfaction I crave

Someone will take revenge on me due to my careless actions

27. What apparel do you have? (If multiple options apply to you, choose the one you wear the most)

Something that says "supreme" or "anti social social club"

Horizontal stripes

"I'm not gay, but 20$ is 20$"

Something plain that cost 50$ or more

Black leather, black lace, Band shirt, and/or black ripped jeans

Random shirt from Walmart. I play it safe with my fashion

28. Speaking of the internet, what's your experience with the hub?

I do not partake in entering such a hub. The only lewd content I would indulge in is reserved for my future S/O

If I wanted to, I could document and organize catalogues of my preferences in a binder with tabs outlining the evolution of my horniness due to the vast amount of hub/or similar website content I have witnessed

Straight first time, strap, scissor, top/bottom. I'm talking about geometry of course.

I do not need this site, for I have many friends willing to provide instead ;)

Why would I go to a site for corn?

29. In the modern age of technology and social media, where has your life been most affected by it's grasp?

I spend all of my time on snapchat asking people to swipe up and write me anonymous messages. (If you do this, please select this answer regardless of whether you relate to the other options)

The internet has opened up a realm of information (on other people) for me to explore and learn. I spend hours cyberstalking and getting to know people in ways I never would have if it weren't for their shameless social media presence.

I browse memes. I spend hours without realizing it. I am never behind on which memes are dead, for I killed them.

I am invisible, my social media presence is nonexistent. I am a ghost, a ninja. Attempt to find me and you will only find yourself.

I am a content creator. I create content. It's my passion I swear.

30. What type of concert were you most likely trying to attend?

Classical music or a choir of sorts

My favourite rapper/edm/pop artist

Cupcakke

An artist who's songs have very awful lyrics, filled with self hatred and regret

Melanie Martinez or another artist who's songs are filled with drama

Breakup songs, revenge songs, or otherwise resentful music (heavy rock)

Hayley kiyoko, Lady Gaga, or papa roach

Wherever my friends take me, idrc

Kpop

31. Say you're in line to see a concert, when someone in a red shirt cuts in front of the person in front of you, who doesn't do anything but look confused. What do you do?

Absolutely nothing; it's one person and I can't be bothered to make it my business.

He's me, I'm the guy in the red shirt. I cut in line because I can. You are all suckers haha

I pull up my big boy pants and tap on his shoulder, in my most confrontational voice I ask if he just cut in line. Regardless of his response, I will make sure he is behind me by the end of this exchange.

I do nothing but make sure to keep an eye out for a man in a red shirt throughout the night. I will make it my duty to ruin his concert experience, as he never deserved it in the first place

32. Delving into personal hobbies: of the following environment, in which would you be most comfortable?

Just me and some good friends having a laugh, smokin weed, sharing some gossip, you know how it is

Judging the people who chose the top answer alone in my room

In my church surrounded by my fellow God's children

Elevator down to hell because I cannot take another goddamn second of this meaningless existence, I am emotionally numb and question each breath I take hoping it will be my last

At my favourite restaurant with my favourite people and they are all doing what I want because it is my birthday

Bingewatching, bingeeating, cyberstalking or injecting memes

33. What are your thought's on the crusades?

I know about it from the memes, but otherwise I have no opinion

The Crusades were a series of religious wars initiated, supported, and sometimes directed by the Latin Church in the medieval period. The term refers especially to the Eastern Mediterranean campaigns in the period between 1096 and 1271 that had the objective of recovering the Holy Land from Islamic rule

Any individual of an unspecified gender suited up in templar gear could reclaim my holy land with their righteous dark souls lookin ass anytime ;)

Violence is never the best way to go

I am homosexual

Idc