Purgatory Hell Assessment: Which Circle Of Hell Will You Go To?
As you breathe your last few breathes, the film between you and the afterlife becomes thin and frail. You are at the crossing point between life and death while judgment beckons you further down.
You are in purgatory awaiting the you actions to tally the fate of you soul.
Take this quiz to discover the extent of your damnation, or salvation.
possible fates include: saint limbo circle 2: lust circle 3: gluttony circle 4: greed circle 5: wrath circle 6: heresy circle 7: violence circle 8: fraud circle 9: Treachery
- 1.
First and foremost, are you baptized?
- A.
Yes! absolutely, jesus is with me every beat :)
- B.
No but I attend church
- C.
No, I prefer the company of my right (or left) hand
- D.
Yes but I suddenly saw how asinine church is and quit
- E.
No, but I pretend to be in front of my grandparents
- F.
I wasn't raised religious
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- 2.
What are your thought's on the crusades?
- A.
I know about it from the memes, but otherwise I have no opinion
- B.
The Crusades were a series of religious wars initiated, supported, and sometimes directed by the Latin Church in the medieval period. The term refers especially to the Eastern Mediterranean campaigns in the period between 1096 and 1271 that had the objective of recovering the Holy Land from Islamic rule
- C.
Any individual of an unspecified gender suited up in templar gear could reclaim my holy land with their righteous dark souls lookin ass anytime ;)
- D.
Violence is never the best way to go
- E.
I am homosexual
- F.
Idc
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- 3.
Delving into personal hobbies: of the following environment, in which would you be most comfortable?
- A.
Just me and some good friends having a laugh, smokin weed, sharing some gossip, you know how it is
- B.
Judging the people who chose the top answer alone in my room
- C.
In my church surrounded by my fellow God's children
- D.
Elevator down to hell because I cannot take another goddamn second of this meaningless existence, I am emotionally numb and question each breath I take hoping it will be my last
- E.
At my favourite restaurant with my favourite people and they are all doing what I want because it is my birthday
- F.
Bingewatching, bingeeating, cyberstalking or injecting memes
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- 4.
Say you're in line to see a concert, when someone in a red shirt cuts in front of the person in front of you, who doesn't do anything but look confused. What do you do?
- A.
Absolutely nothing; it's one person and I can't be bothered to make it my business.
- B.
He's me, I'm the guy in the red shirt. I cut in line because I can. You are all suckers haha
- C.
I pull up my big boy pants and tap on his shoulder, in my most confrontational voice I ask if he just cut in line. Regardless of his response, I will make sure he is behind me by the end of this exchange.
- D.
I do nothing but make sure to keep an eye out for a man in a red shirt throughout the night. I will make it my duty to ruin his concert experience, as he never deserved it in the first place
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- 5.
What type of concert were you most likely trying to attend?
- A.
Classical music or a choir of sorts
- B.
My favourite rapper/edm/pop artist
- C.
Cupcakke
- D.
An artist who's songs have very awful lyrics, filled with self hatred and regret
- E.
Melanie Martinez or another artist who's songs are filled with drama
- F.
Breakup songs, revenge songs, or otherwise resentful music (heavy rock)
- G.
Hayley kiyoko, Lady Gaga, or papa roach
- H.
Wherever my friends take me, idrc
- I.
Kpop
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- 6.
In the modern age of technology and social media, where has your life been most affected by it's grasp?
- A.
I spend all of my time on snapchat asking people to swipe up and write me anonymous messages. (If you do this, please select this answer regardless of whether you relate to the other options)
- B.
The internet has opened up a realm of information (on other people) for me to explore and learn. I spend hours cyberstalking and getting to know people in ways I never would have if it weren't for their shameless social media presence.
- C.
I browse memes. I spend hours without realizing it. I am never behind on which memes are dead, for I killed them.
- D.
I am invisible, my social media presence is nonexistent. I am a ghost, a ninja. Attempt to find me and you will only find yourself.
- E.
I am a content creator. I create content. It's my passion I swear.
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- 7.
Speaking of the internet, what's your experience with the hub?
- A.
I do not partake in entering such a hub. The only lewd content I would indulge in is reserved for my future S/O
- B.
If I wanted to, I could document and organize catalogues of my preferences in a binder with tabs outlining the evolution of my horniness due to the vast amount of hub/or similar website content I have witnessed
- C.
Straight first time, strap, scissor, top/bottom. I'm talking about geometry of course.
- D.
I do not need this site, for I have many friends willing to provide instead ;)
- E.
Why would I go to a site for corn?
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- 8.
What apparel do you have? (If multiple options apply to you, choose the one you wear the most)
- A.
Something that says "supreme" or "anti social social club"
- B.
Horizontal stripes
- C.
"I'm not gay, but 20$ is 20$"
- D.
Something plain that cost 50$ or more
- E.
Black leather, black lace, Band shirt, and/or black ripped jeans
- F.
Random shirt from Walmart. I play it safe with my fashion
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- 9.
Which statement applies best to you/which fear is affecting you most?
- A.
That I am not doing my best as one of god's children
- B.
I'm lost and don't know what to do with my life
- C.
I don't know what's making me unhappy but I have spent a long time wallowing
- D.
I worry that I am not receiving the respect I could get
- E.
One day my resentment towards my oppressors will come back and bite me
- F.
I want to die and/or am not confident in my sexual orientation
- G.
People do not like me, I do not fit in, or I consider myself lesser than others and one day they will realize I am just pretending to be good enough
- H.
The revenge I seek will not bring me the satisfaction I crave
- I.
Someone will take revenge on me due to my careless actions
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- 10.
Have you ever: Rolled your eyes when told to go to church?
- A.
True
- B.
False
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- 11.
Been uncomfortable when asked about your sexual habits because you are behind your peers?
- A.
True
- B.
False
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- 12.
Drew an upside down cross on your forehead with holywater you found in a church and pretended it burned you?
- A.
True
- B.
False
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- 13.
Had a bad day and rose a middle finger at the sky?
- A.
True
- B.
False
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- 14.
Actively engaged a religious person in an argument about religion to relay your atheist wisdom?
- A.
True
- B.
False
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- 15.
Engaged someone in a conversation to promote or defend your god?
- A.
True
- B.
False
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- 16.
Failed no nut November on the first day?
- A.
True
- B.
False
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- 17.
Never explored your own holy land (sexually)?
- A.
True
- B.
False
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- 18.
Developed an addiction (including unconventional addictions)?
- A.
True
- B.
False
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- 19.
Cheated on a romantic partner?
- A.
True
- B.
False
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- 20.
Lied to a friend to get out of hanging out with them?
- A.
True
- B.
False
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- 21.
Heavily considered suicide?
- A.
True
- B.
False
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- 22.
Acted on homosexual thoughts?
- A.
True
- B.
False
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- 23.
Actively avoid religious conversations as they are boring and not something you have strong opinions about?
- A.
True
- B.
False
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- 24.
Been offended when someone doesn't like the meme you sent them?
- A.
True
- B.
False
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- 25.
Returned a fast food item because it was not exactly what you ordered?
- A.
True
- B.
False
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