Slap her right back!
Quickly walk off and cry somewhere.
Say, "I can't eat that!" then push away the dish.
Say, "Maybe..." and try a tiny bite to find out it's good!
Say "I will get it, Junior!" You climb up and think, 'This will prove to mom that ___________'
Go and get the ladder and say, "Don't worry little brother. Sissy is getting your ball."
Hesitate to try it and think "I might fall and scratch myself. I will put it away."
Shrug shoulders and try it out.
Yell at it, and kick it across the room.
Pick up a newspaper, and smack it! You didn't hit it TOO hard, though.