The Impossible Quiz 2

35 Questions | By Harven | Updated: Nov 30, 2022 | Attempts: 311

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If you have played my "The Impossible Quiz" quiz and liked it, well then, here's a SEQUEL! TO PASS: You need a "C," or 70%, to pass the quiz.

Questions and Answers

1.

Where does the general keep his armies?
- A.
  
  Barracks.
- B.
  
  In the bin.
- C.
  
  Up his sleevies.
- D.
  
  Madagascar.
2.

Which of the following do you need to build a green house?
- A.
  
  Bricks.
- B.
  
  Paint.
- C.
  
  Glass.
- D.
  
  Vodka.
3.

Which is the largest?
- A.
  
  Earth.
- B.
  
  Mars.
- C.
  
  Milky Way.
- D.
  
  Galaxy.
4.

How many letters in this sentence?
- A.
  
  28.
- B.
  
  29.
- C.
  
  8.
- D.
  
  666.
5.

Where does the Great Wall of China start?
- A.
  
  The Chinese border.
- B.
  
  Hull.
- C.
  
  Over there.
- D.
  
  10 letters in.
6.

What do Germans water there gardens with?
- A.
  
  Rain.
- B.
  
  Urine.
- C.
  
  Ears.
- D.
  
  Lederhosen.
7.

What is God?
- A.
  
  Jesus' dad.
- B.
  
  Creator of the Universe.
- C.
  
  A large man with a really nice beard.
- D.
  
  A backwards dog.
8.

Brown!
- A.
  
  Brown.
- B.
  
  Red.
- C.
  
  Red.
- D.
  
  Red.
- E.
  
  Red.
- F.
  
  Red.
9.

What is Spider-Man's favorite food?
- A.
  
  Cheese.
- B.
  
  Crab sticks.
- C.
  
  Fly sandwitches.
- D.
  
  Horse.
10.

What is candy floss made out of?
- A.
  
  Pink clouds.
- B.
  
  Cotton.
- C.
  
  Fluff.
- D.
  
  Sugar.
11.

Which of the following can be found under the sea?
- A.
  
  Crabs.
- B.
  
  Space.
- C.
  
  China.
- D.
  
  Nipples.
12.

When is a door not a door?
- A.
  
  When it's a pig.
- B.
  
  When it's a knob.
- C.
  
  When it's a cheesecake.
- D.
  
  When it's a jar.
13.

A flock of seagulls approach you. What do you do?
- A.
  
  Kick them through a window.
- B.
  
  You run. You run so far away.
- C.
  
  Fart on them.
- D.
  
  Punch their tiny kidneys.
14.

How do you get two whales into a car?
- A.
  
  One in the front, one in the back.
- B.
  
  You don't.
- C.
  
  Drive down the M4.
- D.
  
  You're an idiot!
15.

Pick NOSE.
- A.
  
  Eye.
- B.
  
  Nose.
- C.
  
  Mouth.
- D.
  
  Finger.
- E.
  
  Hairy tounge.
16.

How do you play darts with a baby?
- A.
  
  Very carefully.
- B.
  
  Aim for the face.
- C.
  
  You don't.
- D.
  
  Wearing a bib.
17.

Why did the Mexican throw his wife off a cliff?
- A.
  
  Poncho.
- B.
  
  Sombrero.
- C.
  
  Fajita.
- D.
  
  Tequila.
18.

THIS QUESTION IS FROM MY "THE IMPOSSIBLE QUIZ." PLAY THAT QUIZ TO HELP YOU WITH THIS QUESTION. OTHERWISE, THE QUESTION IS: Bridget makes everyone...
- A.
  
  Gay.
- B.
  
  Straight.
- C.
  
  B1.
- D.
  
  Tom Cruise.
19.

All your base are belong to us. You are on the way to destruction.
- A.
  
  How are you gentlemen!!
- B.
  
  Somebody set us up the bomb.
- C.
  
  You have no chance to survive make your time.
- D.
  
  What you say!!
20.

Where's Orion's belt?
- A.
  
  Around Orion's waist.
- B.
  
  In space.
- C.
  
  Poland.
- D.
  
  Eleven.
21.

Where do Universal Serial Buses bick up their passengers?
- A.
  
  USB ports.
- B.
  
  Street corners.
- C.
  
  Supermarkets.
- D.
  
  Uranus.
22.

How do you get Pikachu onto a bus?
- A.
  
  Pokemon.
- B.
  
  A hammer to the face.
- C.
  
  Piss on his shins.
- D.
  
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23.

How many letters in the answer?
- A.
  
  One.
- B.
  
  Three.
- C.
  
  Four.
- D.
  
  Six.
24.

Why did the chicken cross the road?
- A.
  
  To get to the other side.
- B.
  
  Because he was busting for a dump.
- C.
  
  Because he's a big gay.
- D.
  
  Lard.
25.

Which cheese is made backwards?
- A.
  
  Cheddar.
- B.
  
  Brie.
- C.
  
  Edam.
- D.
  
  Ba ba ba, ba babybel.