The Impossible Quiz 2

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The Impossible Quizzes & Trivia

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Questions and Answers
  • 1. 
    Where does the general keep his armies?
    • A. 

      Barracks.

    • B. 

      In the bin.

    • C. 

      Up his sleevies.

    • D. 

      Madagascar.

  • 2. 
    Which of the following do you need to build a green house?
    • A. 

      Bricks.

    • B. 

      Paint.

    • C. 

      Glass.

    • D. 

      Vodka.

  • 3. 
    Which is the largest?
    • A. 

      Earth.

    • B. 

      Mars.

    • C. 

      Milky Way.

    • D. 

      Galaxy.

  • 4. 
    How many letters in this sentence?
    • A. 

      28.

    • B. 

      29.

    • C. 

      8.

    • D. 

      666.

  • 5. 
    Where does the Great Wall of China start?
    • A. 

      The Chinese border.

    • B. 

      Hull.

    • C. 

      Over there.

    • D. 

      10 letters in.

  • 6. 
    What do Germans water there gardens with?
    • A. 

      Rain.

    • B. 

      Urine.

    • C. 

      Ears.

    • D. 

      Lederhosen.

  • 7. 
    What is God?
    • A. 

      Jesus' dad.

    • B. 

      Creator of the Universe.

    • C. 

      A large man with a really nice beard.

    • D. 

      A backwards dog.

  • 8. 
    Brown!
    • A. 

      Brown.

    • B. 

      Red.

    • C. 

      Red.

    • D. 

      Red.

    • E. 

      Red.

    • F. 

      Red.

  • 9. 
    What is Spider-Man's favorite food?
    • A. 

      Cheese.

    • B. 

      Crab sticks.

    • C. 

      Fly sandwitches.

    • D. 

      Horse.

  • 10. 
    What is candy floss made out of?
    • A. 

      Pink clouds.

    • B. 

      Cotton.

    • C. 

      Fluff.

    • D. 

      Sugar.

  • 11. 
    Which of the following can be found under the sea?
    • A. 

      Crabs.

    • B. 

      Space.

    • C. 

      China.

    • D. 

      Nipples.

  • 12. 
    When is a door not a door?
    • A. 

      When it's a pig.

    • B. 

      When it's a knob.

    • C. 

      When it's a cheesecake.

    • D. 

      When it's a jar.

  • 13. 
    A flock of seagulls approach you. What do you do?
    • A. 

      Kick them through a window.

    • B. 

      You run. You run so far away.

    • C. 

      Fart on them.

    • D. 

      Punch their tiny kidneys.

  • 14. 
    How do you get two whales into a car?
    • A. 

      One in the front, one in the back.

    • B. 

      You don't.

    • C. 

      Drive down the M4.

    • D. 

      You're an idiot!

  • 15. 
    Pick NOSE.
    • A. 

      Eye.

    • B. 

      Nose.

    • C. 

      Mouth.

    • D. 

      Finger.

    • E. 

      Hairy tounge.

  • 16. 
    How do you play darts with a baby?
    • A. 

      Very carefully.

    • B. 

      Aim for the face.

    • C. 

      You don't.

    • D. 

      Wearing a bib.

  • 17. 
    Why did the Mexican throw his wife off a cliff?
    • A. 

      Poncho.

    • B. 

      Sombrero.

    • C. 

      Fajita.

    • D. 

      Tequila.

  • 18. 
    THIS QUESTION IS FROM MY "THE IMPOSSIBLE QUIZ." PLAY THAT QUIZ TO HELP YOU WITH THIS QUESTION. OTHERWISE, THE QUESTION IS: Bridget makes everyone...
    • A. 

      Gay.

    • B. 

      Straight.

    • C. 

      B1.

    • D. 

      Tom Cruise.

  • 19. 
    All your base are belong to us. You are on the way to destruction.
    • A. 

      How are you gentlemen!!

    • B. 

      Somebody set us up the bomb.

    • C. 

      You have no chance to survive make your time.

    • D. 

      What you say!!

  • 20. 
    Where's Orion's belt?
    • A. 

      Around Orion's waist.

    • B. 

      In space.

    • C. 

      Poland.

    • D. 

      Eleven.

  • 21. 
    Where do Universal Serial Buses bick up their passengers?
    • A. 

      USB ports.

    • B. 

      Street corners.

    • C. 

      Supermarkets.

    • D. 

      Uranus.

  • 22. 
    How do you get Pikachu onto a bus?
    • A. 

      Pokemon.

    • B. 

      A hammer to the face.

    • C. 

      Piss on his shins.

    • D. 

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  • 23. 
    How many letters in the answer?
    • A. 

      One.

    • B. 

      Three.

    • C. 

      Four.

    • D. 

      Six.

  • 24. 
    Why did the chicken cross the road?
    • A. 

      To get to the other side.

    • B. 

      Because he was busting for a dump.

    • C. 

      Because he's a big gay.

    • D. 

      Lard.

  • 25. 
    Which cheese is made backwards?
    • A. 

      Cheddar.

    • B. 

      Brie.

    • C. 

      Edam.

    • D. 

      Ba ba ba, ba babybel.

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