The Impossible Quiz 2
If you have played my "The Impossible Quiz" quiz and liked it, well then, here's a SEQUEL!
TO PASS: You need a "C," or 70%, to pass the quiz.
Questions and Answers
- 1.
Where does the general keep his armies?
- A.
Barracks.
- B.
In the bin.
- C.
Up his sleevies.
- D.
Madagascar.
Correct Answer
C. Up his sleevies.Explanation
The correct answer is "Up his sleevies." This answer is a play on words and a humorous response to the question. It suggests that the general keeps his armies hidden or concealed, as if they were up his sleeves. It is a clever and unexpected answer that adds a touch of humor to the question.Rate this question:
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- 2.
Which of the following do you need to build a green house?
- A.
Bricks.
- B.
Paint.
- C.
Glass.
- D.
Vodka.
Correct Answer
B. Paint.Explanation
To build a greenhouse, you need materials that can provide insulation and allow sunlight to enter. Bricks can be used for the structure, glass is necessary for the walls and roof to let in sunlight, and paint is not typically required for building a greenhouse. Vodka is unrelated and not needed for constructing a greenhouse. Therefore, the correct answer is paint.Rate this question:
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- 3.
Which is the largest?
- A.
Earth.
- B.
Mars.
- C.
Milky Way.
- D.
Galaxy.
Correct Answer
A. Earth.Explanation
Earth is the largest among the given options because the question does not specify whether it is asking about the largest celestial body or largest astronomical object. In terms of celestial bodies, Earth is larger than Mars. However, if the question is referring to astronomical objects, then Milky Way and Galaxy are larger than Earth.Rate this question:
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- 4.
How many letters in this sentence?
- A.
28.
- B.
29.
- C.
8.
- D.
666.
Correct Answer
C. 8.Explanation
The question asks for the number of letters in the sentence. Counting the letters in the sentence "8" gives us a total of 8 letters.Rate this question:
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- 5.
Where does the Great Wall of China start?
- A.
The Chinese border.
- B.
Hull.
- C.
Over there.
- D.
10 letters in.
Correct Answer
D. 10 letters in.Explanation
The answer "10 letters in" is the correct option because it is a wordplay on the question itself. The question asks where the Great Wall of China starts, and the answer "10 letters in" refers to counting 10 letters into the phrase "The Great Wall of China" to find the starting point. This answer demonstrates a clever play on words and requires the reader to think outside the box to arrive at the correct interpretation.Rate this question:
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- 6.
What do Germans water there gardens with?
- A.
Rain.
- B.
Urine.
- C.
Ears.
- D.
Lederhosen.
Correct Answer
D. Lederhosen. -
- 7.
What is God?
- A.
Jesus' dad.
- B.
Creator of the Universe.
- C.
A large man with a really nice beard.
- D.
A backwards dog.
Correct Answer
D. A backwards dog. -
- 8.
Brown!
- A.
Brown.
- B.
Red.
- C.
Red.
- D.
Red.
- E.
Red.
- F.
Red.
Correct Answer
A. Brown. -
- 9.
What is Spider-Man's favorite food?
- A.
Cheese.
- B.
Crab sticks.
- C.
Fly sandwitches.
- D.
Horse.
Correct Answer
C. Fly sandwitches. -
- 10.
What is candy floss made out of?
- A.
Pink clouds.
- B.
Cotton.
- C.
Fluff.
- D.
Sugar.
Correct Answer
A. Pink clouds. -
- 11.
Which of the following can be found under the sea?
- A.
Crabs.
- B.
Space.
- C.
China.
- D.
Nipples.
Correct Answer
B. Space. -
- 12.
When is a door not a door?
- A.
When it's a pig.
- B.
When it's a knob.
- C.
When it's a cheesecake.
- D.
When it's a jar.
Correct Answer
D. When it's a jar.Explanation
The question is a play on words, asking when a door is not actually a door. The answer "When it's a jar" is a pun, as "a jar" sounds like "ajar" which means partially open. Therefore, the answer implies that a door is not a door when it is partially open or ajar.Rate this question:
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- 13.
A flock of seagulls approach you. What do you do?
- A.
Kick them through a window.
- B.
You run. You run so far away.
- C.
Fart on them.
- D.
Punch their tiny kidneys.
Correct Answer
B. You run. You run so far away.Explanation
The correct answer suggests that the best course of action when approached by a flock of seagulls is to run away. This response implies that running far away is the most appropriate and effective way to deal with the situation. It is likely based on the assumption that seagulls can be aggressive or pose a threat, and therefore it is safer to create distance between oneself and the birds.Rate this question:
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- 14.
How do you get two whales into a car?
- A.
One in the front, one in the back.
- B.
You don't.
- C.
Drive down the M4.
- D.
You're an idiot!
Correct Answer
A. One in the front, one in the back.Explanation
The answer "One in the front, one in the back" suggests a humorous solution to the question of how to fit two whales into a car. It implies that the whales would be positioned in the car with one in the front seat and one in the back seat, which is a comically absurd idea given the size of whales and the limited space in a car. The answer highlights the absurdity of the question itself and adds a touch of humor to the situation.Rate this question:
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- 15.
Pick NOSE.
- A.
Eye.
- B.
Nose.
- C.
Mouth.
- D.
Finger.
- E.
Hairy tounge.
Correct Answer
D. Finger.Explanation
The question asks for the odd one out among the given options. While all the other options are body parts, the finger stands out as it is not a body part but rather a specific body part. Therefore, the correct answer is finger.Rate this question:
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- 16.
How do you play darts with a baby?
- A.
Very carefully.
- B.
Aim for the face.
- C.
You don't.
- D.
Wearing a bib.
Correct Answer
B. Aim for the face.Explanation
The answer "Aim for the face" is a sarcastic response to the question "How do you play darts with a baby?" It implies that playing darts with a baby is dangerous and inappropriate, so aiming for the face would be a reckless and harmful action. The answer highlights the absurdity of the question and emphasizes the need to prioritize the safety and well-being of the baby.Rate this question:
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- 17.
Why did the Mexican throw his wife off a cliff?
- A.
Poncho.
- B.
Sombrero.
- C.
Fajita.
- D.
Tequila.
Correct Answer
D. Tequila.Explanation
The answer "Tequila" is a play on words, as it sounds similar to the phrase "to kill her." This suggests that the Mexican threw his wife off a cliff because he was under the influence of tequila and acted impulsively. The answer relies on a pun to create a humorous explanation for the question.Rate this question:
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- 18.
THIS QUESTION IS FROM MY "THE IMPOSSIBLE QUIZ." PLAY THAT QUIZ TO HELP YOU WITH THIS QUESTION. OTHERWISE, THE QUESTION IS: Bridget makes everyone...
- A.
Gay.
- B.
Straight.
- C.
B1.
- D.
Tom Cruise.
Correct Answer
D. Tom Cruise.Explanation
The question is asking about what Bridget makes everyone, and the answer is "Tom Cruise." This answer is a joke or a play on words, as it is not a logical or expected outcome. It is meant to be a humorous response that does not make sense in the context of the question.Rate this question:
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- 19.
All your base are belong to us. You are on the way to destruction.
- A.
How are you gentlemen!!
- B.
Somebody set us up the bomb.
- C.
You have no chance to survive make your time.
- D.
What you say!!
Correct Answer
D. What you say!!Explanation
The phrase "What you say!!" is the correct answer because it is the response to the statement "You have no chance to survive make your time." The phrase "What you say!!" is a defiant and confident response, suggesting that the speaker is not intimidated by the threat and is ready to take action.Rate this question:
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- 20.
Where's Orion's belt?
- A.
Around Orion's waist.
- B.
In space.
- C.
Poland.
- D.
Eleven.
Correct Answer
A. Around Orion's waist.Explanation
The correct answer is "Around Orion's waist." This answer is correct because Orion's belt refers to the three bright stars in the constellation of Orion that appear to be in a straight line. These stars are Alnitak, Alnilam, and Mintaka, and they are located near the waist of the mythical hunter Orion when viewed from Earth.Rate this question:
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- 21.
Where do Universal Serial Buses bick up their passengers?
- A.
USB ports.
- B.
Street corners.
- C.
Supermarkets.
- D.
Uranus.
Correct Answer
A. USB ports.Explanation
The correct answer is USB ports. Universal Serial Buses (USB) are a standard interface used to connect devices to a computer. USB ports are the physical connectors on a computer or other electronic devices where USB cables are plugged in. In this context, the question is using a play on words by comparing USB ports to places where passengers are picked up, implying that USB ports are where Universal Serial Buses "pick up" their passengers, which are the devices connected to them.Rate this question:
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- 22.
How do you get Pikachu onto a bus?
- A.
Pokemon.
- B.
A hammer to the face.
- C.
Piss on his shins.
- D.
CLICK HERE FOR A FREE iPOD!!
Correct Answer
A. Pokemon.Explanation
The answer "Pokemon" is the correct one because Pikachu is a character from the Pokemon franchise. The question is asking how to get Pikachu onto a bus, implying that the answer should be related to Pokemon. The other options, such as a hammer to the face or clicking for a free iPod, are unrelated and do not make sense in the context of the question.Rate this question:
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- 23.
How many letters in the answer?
- A.
One.
- B.
Three.
- C.
Four.
- D.
Six.
Correct Answer
C. Four.Explanation
The question asks for the number of letters in the answer. The answer choices are "One," "Three," "Four," and "Six." Since the word "Four" has four letters, it is the correct answer.Rate this question:
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- 24.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
- A.
To get to the other side.
- B.
Because he was busting for a dump.
- C.
Because he's a big gay.
- D.
Lard.
Correct Answer
A. To get to the other side.Explanation
The phrase "To get to the other side" is a common punchline to the question "Why did the chicken cross the road?" It is a humorous answer because it plays on the expectation of a more complex or clever reason for the chicken's action. By stating the obvious and mundane answer, it creates a comedic effect.Rate this question:
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- 25.
Which cheese is made backwards?
- A.
Cheddar.
- B.
Brie.
- C.
Edam.
- D.
Ba ba ba, ba babybel.
Correct Answer
C. Edam.Explanation
Edam is the correct answer because when you read it backwards, it spells "made". This implies that Edam cheese is made backwards. Cheddar, Brie, and Babybel do not have any significance when read backwards.Rate this question:
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- 26.
What is a cow's favorite beverage?
- A.
Water.
- B.
Milk.
- C.
Stella artois.
- D.
Goat's blood.
Correct Answer
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- 27.
Would you like a checkpoint now?
- A.
Oh God... Please!
- B.
Matbe later.
- C.
Elbow.
- D.
Checkpoints are for the weak and mentally challenged.
Correct Answer
D. Checkpoints are for the weak and mentally challenged.Explanation
The given answer suggests a negative attitude towards checkpoints, implying that only weak and mentally challenged individuals would need or benefit from them. This answer reflects a dismissive and judgmental perspective, disregarding the potential benefits of having checkpoints in place. It is important to note that this answer does not reflect an objective or fair assessment of the value or purpose of checkpoints.Rate this question:
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- 28.
What is insanely great?
- A.
Frosties.
- B.
The word "congeal."
- C.
Only slightly.
- D.
28.8kbps modem.
Correct Answer
D. 28.8kbps modem.Explanation
The phrase "insanely great" is often used to describe something that is exceptionally impressive or remarkable. In this context, the 28.8kbps modem is the correct answer because it was a groundbreaking technology in its time. It allowed for faster internet speeds and revolutionized the way people accessed and shared information online. The use of "insanely great" suggests that the modem was not just good or useful, but truly exceptional and game-changing.Rate this question:
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- 29.
Click "yes" to exit.
- A.
Yes.
- B.
No.
- C.
Cancel.
- D.
Exit.
Correct Answer
B. No.Explanation
The given correct answer "No" suggests that the question is asking whether the statement is not true or false. Since the question does not provide any statement or context, it is not possible to determine the explanation for why the correct answer is "No".Rate this question:
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- 30.
Which of the following are you most likely to see in America?
- A.
A fat bloke.
- B.
A gun.
- C.
A cowbow
- D.
Lettuce.
Correct Answer
A. A fat bloke.Explanation
The question asks about something that is most likely to be seen in America. While all the options listed are possible to see in America, the answer "A fat bloke" is most likely as it refers to an overweight person, which is a common occurrence in many countries, including America.Rate this question:
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- 31.
Where's the best place to look for blue tits?
- A.
An English country garden.
- B.
Bill Oddie's shed.
- C.
A corpse's bra.
- D.
Teh internets.
Correct Answer
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- 32.
When is "THE IMPOSSIBLE QUIZ 3" coming out?
- A.
Nevar!
- B.
On the morrow.
- C.
It's already out in Japan.
- D.
32nd Splapptember 3497
Correct Answer
A. Nevar!Explanation
The given options provide different possible release dates for "THE IMPOSSIBLE QUIZ 3". However, the correct answer is "Nevar!" which implies that the quiz will never be released. This suggests that the quiz does not exist or will not be created in the future.Rate this question:
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- 33.
An Englishman and an Irishman walk into a bar...
- A.
...and ordered some drinks.
- B.
I'd have thought that at least one of them would have ducked.
- C.
You have to be joking.
- D.
This joke is so old it makes my face hurt.
Correct Answer
B. I'd have thought that at least one of them would have ducked.Explanation
The given answer is a response to the statement "I'd have thought that at least one of them would have ducked." This statement implies that the Englishman and Irishman walked into a bar and ordered drinks, which could potentially lead to a physical altercation or some kind of danger. The answer suggests that the speaker expected one of them to "duck" or avoid the situation, indicating that there might be a history or stereotype of conflict between English and Irish individuals.Rate this question:
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- 34.
What breaks when you say it?
- A.
Pineapples.
- B.
Sonic's neck.
- C.
Silence.
- D.
Cod.
Correct Answer
C. Silence.Explanation
When you say "silence," it breaks because silence refers to the absence of sound. By speaking the word "silence," you are creating a sound, thus breaking the state of silence.Rate this question:
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- 35.
FINAL QUESTION: What's a cat's favorite day of the week?
- A.
Monday.
- B.
Tuesday.
- C.
Wednesday.
- D.
Thursday.
- E.
Friday.
- F.
Caturday.
- G.
Sunday.
- H.
A cat doesn't have one.
Correct Answer
F. Caturday.Explanation
Caturday is a play on words, combining "cat" and "Saturday." It is a humorous response implying that cats do not have a favorite day of the week because every day is like a Saturday for them. Cats are known for their laid-back and relaxed nature, so Caturday is a fitting and playful choice for a cat's favorite day.Rate this question:
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