If You Were A Fart What Would You Be?

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If You Were A Fart What Would You Be? - Quiz

In this quiz you will find out what fart you would be if you were a fart


Questions and Answers
  • 1. 
    Are You A Boy Or Girl?
    • A. 

      Boy

    • B. 

      Girl

  • 2. 
    When Did You Last Shower?
    • A. 

      1 day ago

    • B. 

      2 days ago

    • C. 

      4 days ago

    • D. 

      6 days ago

    • E. 

      Over a week ago

  • 3. 
    Do Love To Smell Other Peoples Farts?
    • A. 

      Yes, I Love It

    • B. 

      No, I'm Not Gross

    • C. 

      No Because No One Can Fart Better Than Me

  • 4. 
    How Long Has Your Longest Fart Been?
    • A. 

      1 sec

    • B. 

      3 sec

    • C. 

      6 sec

    • D. 

      10 sec

    • E. 

      15 sec or over

  • 5. 
    What Is Your Favorite Food?
    • A. 

      Meat

    • B. 

      Fish

    • C. 

      Dairy

    • D. 

      Vegetables

    • E. 

      Fruit

  • 6. 
    Have You Ever Farted In A Friends Face?
    • A. 

      Yes, Whilst he Sleeps

    • B. 

      No

    • C. 

      Yes, when hes not Looking

  • 7. 
    If You Could Want Would You Do?
    • A. 

      Bottle My Farts, Then Give To A Friend

    • B. 

      Fart In A Elevator, Then Run Out

    • C. 

      Fart In A Friends Face Whilst He Sleeps

    • D. 

      Light My Fart

  • 8. 
    Would You Do A Fake Fart? (Put A Tube Up Your Ass, Then Blow Into It, What Makes A Fake Fart)
    • A. 

      Yes, I Need Better Farts

    • B. 

      Yes, To Fart On My Friend

    • C. 

      No, I Don't need to

    • D. 

      No, Because you cant light them

  • 9. 
    Who Do You Think Farts More? (This Wont Effect Your End Result)
    • A. 

      Male

    • B. 

      Female

    • C. 

      Cow

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