Ideal Narnian Date
Ever wondered who your ideal Narnian date would be? ;) Well, now you can know! I'm Addie, the Royal Matchmaker of Narnia. I'm an expert on matchmaking, and I'm never wrong with my results! But, if you want an honest result, you must answer truthfully. Let's begin, shall we? Right this way, if you please. You can answer some questions for me in Cair Paravel's apple orchard. Follow me. . . !
- 1.Greetings! Glad you could make it to the Cair Paravel's lovely apple orchard. First off, I would like to ask you this: Are you ready to begin?
- A.
Hail, Addie! Yes, I'm ready.
- B.
I'm not quite sure yet...
- C.
Yes! Hurry up! I wanna find my one true love!
- 2.Let's start out with some visual questions: You arrive at Cair Paravel, invited there, and you step out of your carriage. Who greets you first?
- A.
Obviously Edmund! I mean, who else!?
- B.
Prince Caspian *u*
- C.
King Peter *heavy sigh* ...My preciousss...
- 3.That's what I would've said too! *wink* Moving on! Once you're inside Cair Paravel, Peter, Caspian, and Edmund all offer you their rooms to stay in. Who do you accept?
- A.
CASPIAN!!
- B.
Probably Peter. He is King after all. Probably has the best room...
- C.
Edmund's, of course!
- 4.Wise choice... Later on, it's dinner time. Who do you sit next to?
- A.
Most likely Peter.
- B.
Edmund, he smells nice ouo
- C.
Caspian for eva!
- 5.Ah-ha... Last of the visual questions: Who escorts you back to your carriage?
- A.
Caspian...like he did when I first arriived!
- B.
Hmmm...Peter! Adios, King!
- C.
Edmund...*distant chuckle*
- 6.I see... Alright! What is your personality?
- A.
Fun and bubbly!
- B.
I like to stay away from people... Does that count?
- C.
I'm a natural born leader...at least, I think I am!
- D.
I HATE being the leader. I'd rahter follow people.
- E.
I often "blow my top" at people...and I don't mean to!
- F.
I'm mischevious! ...Very...*slinks away*
- 7.What do you find most attractive in a man?
- A.
His hair...who doesn't love a man with fabulous hair!?
- B.
Eyes. Eeeeeeeyes.... EEEEEEEEEYEEEEEEEEES.
- C.
Their physique. He needs to be taller than me.
- D.
Muscles. No muscles = no me.
- E.
Skin tone.... Definately.
- 8.Excellent choice, darling! What is most important to you in a man's personality?
- A.
Kindness.
- B.
He has to pay A LOT of attention to me!
- C.
He has to be loving towards me and his people.
- D.
I think he has to be a born leader...in case of emergencies, that is.
- E.
EEEEEEEEEEEEEYEEEEEEEEEEES. ....Wait- what?
- 9.Perfect choice! After all, it's what's on the inside that matters? Right? *wink* Moving on! Do you like adventures?
- A.
No... I'd rather stay home, if we're being honest.
- B.
ADVENTURES!? WHERE!? LEAD ME TO THEM!
- C.
They're okay. But I'd rather they found me...
- 10.*chuckle* So, only five more questions to go and I'll reveal your ideal date to you! *wink* This one is the most important out of them all... Do you truly believe in Narnia?
- A.
With all my heart!
- B.
I've had dreams about it, but I haven't been there myself... So...
- C.
No way! That's for kids!
- D.
It's hard to say. I'd love to believe in it. But I'm not sure.
- E.
It's my home!
- 11.Who is your favorite female?
- A.
High Queen Susan! So pretty....
- B.
That star lady from Ramandu's Island! (Lilliandil)
- C.
Queen Lucy! She's so cute and innocent!
- 12.She's my favorite too... But don't tell anyone! Where, in Narnia, would you like to live?
- A.
Anywhere, as long as I'm in Narnia!
- B.
Miraz's Castle... Only if Miraz wasn't there...
- C.
Cair Paravel...it's like my home!
- D.
Probaby the Stone Table...
- 13.How lovely! Why do you like Narnia?
- A.
Because just thinking about it gives me hope!
- B.
I don't.
- C.
Because...IT'S MY HOME!
- D.
I love the people who live there.
- 14.Who's your favorite out of these? Don't worry, I won't tell anyone...
- A.
Reepicheep! *squeaks*
- B.
Mr. Tumnus!
- C.
Mr. and Mrs. Beaver...#beavergoals
- D.
EEEEEEEEEEEYEEEEEEEEEEEES... Wait- sorry...
- 15.Final question: Who is your least favorite?
- A.
Caspian.
- B.
Edmund.
- C.
Peter.
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