How Middle Class Are You Then?

6 Questions | By SamJordison | Updated: Mar 19, 2022 | Attempts: 676

A scientific* personality test designed to find out your class. *This is not strictly true. From the website: http://feelthemiddleclass. Wordpress. Com/

You May Get

Painfully middle class

Ouch! Ouch! It hurts so much. The hours spent at dull culture events! The guilt! The worry about school catchment areas! I feel your pain.

Guiltily middle class

Your grandparents might have been miners but you aren't fooling anyone. Your middle class now. Why not relax and have a red wine? It's so much nicer than lager after all.

& many more results.
Start this quiz to find your result.

Questions and Answers

1.

Are you working class?
- A.
  
  Yes.
- B.
  
  No.
- C.
  
  Good God no.
2.

How do you like your asparagus?
- A.
  
  I like English asparagus lightly steamed, served with a poached egg.
- B.
  
  On my pizza.
- C.
  
  Isn't that the stuff that makes your wee smell?
3.

Which newspaper do you read?
- A.
  
  The Guardian
- B.
  
  The Independent
- C.
  
  The Telegraph
4.

The Wire?
- A.
  
  Best programme ever!
- B.
  
  I preferred The Sopranos.
- C.
  
  I went to school with that chap who plays McNulty.
5.

Should drugs be legalised?
- A.
  
  Yes.
- B.
  
  No.
- C.
  
  Who cares?
6.

Aren't apples great?!
- A.
  
  Indeed. So well designed aren't they?
- B.
  
  I prefer blackberries.
- C.
  
  What an odd question.