All the time
Only when I annoy it
Every time. I'm starting to think it's not an accident.
Only when I put my hand too close
Never. My cat doesn't even play unless it's on a very long string.
All the time. It's just a cat thing, right?
About a quarter of the time my cat is actually awake
Never. It's always cuddling my feet.
No. It bit me.
I think it tried, but it's teeth got in the way.
It licks me nonstop.
It's staring at me like that again.
It's being lazy like every cat does best.
It's curled up fast asleep on MY bed.
All the time. Is that normal?
Only when it's stretching or threatened