An old, rusty bicycle that they bought at the garage sale last weekend.
The mp3 player you've been showing them in the mall lately.
The iPod Touch you've been asking for since Christmas!
Picks out an outdated, baggy dress and holds it out to you..."Like it, dear?" No -- you don't.
Grabs a cute tee that says a catchy "I HEART MUSIC" phrase on it..."Look at this!" You like the shirt.
Chooses an awesome lavender blouse that you've been talking about since forever..."Want this, honey?" YESS.
"Hey! I see my daughter has made a new friend! What's your name, dear?"
"Hey, Sam! What's up? Did I say your name right?"
"Hi, Sarah! What's going on? Having fun?"
"Mom...It's a 'girl' thing -- Not that you would know, anyway..."
"Okay, Mom -- But try not to embarrass me, okay?"
"Sure, Mom; it'll be fun! We girls can hit the theater after!
You come home from school one day, and find your mom reading your diary. "Oh -- Hey, dear! I was just reading this...What is it? Why didn't you ever tell me about it?"
You come home from school and find your mom holding your diary. "What is it? I know it's private, so I didn't read it, but what is it? You should've told me, because i found it under the bed in your room. Clean it up."
You come home from school and find your diary tossed on the bed. Your mom is cleaning up in your room. "I saw that book under your bed. I know it's your diary, and it has 'secrets' in there, so I didn't read it. But put it somewhere else please."
The song playing is "Money" by ABBA, your parents' favorite old-time song. You hate your parents' music, and you expected them to know that. You cover your ears to block out the embarrassing music.
The room is filled with the sound of "Here We Go Again" by Demi Lovato, a song you liked last month. Oh, well. The song is still good, but there's a song you like more now.
You hear the song "Down" by Jay Sean ft. Lil Wayne playing, and you grin. 'My favorite song,' you think. Your parents know you too well.
Immediately asks your younger / older sister, not even thinking about you.
Asks you, and then if you say no, he asks your younger / older sister.
Asks you right away, knowing you'd say yes. You do.
Don't even notice your fidgeting. They continue talking without a pause.
Stop talking and ask you "Have you done something bad? You look guilty." Of course not! You tell them no, and they continue lecturing you.
Stop talking right away and say "That's enough. Sorry for making you uncomfortable, dear."
She comes during 6th period, after lunch, meaning you starved the whole lunchtime.
She comes during 1st period in her embarrassingly hideous exercising outfit.
She quickly arrives during 3rd period (break) and hands you your lunch. She's just on time!
But then he asks you what color you want it to be; He doesn't know your favorite color at all.
He knows what color you want for sure, but makes sure, and then asks you what design you want.
He buys you a laptop with the exact color and design you want; your dad just wants his girl to be happy.