Funny Star Wars Quiz

9 Questions | Total Attempts: 244

Star Wars Quizzes & Trivia

Imagine that you live long time ago in a galaxy far, far away. . .


You May Get

Leia Organa

True leader of the Rebel Alliance... You are nice, friendly, great leader and good and faithful friend. But you could be as well very stubborn. We all know that killing Imperial Stormtroopers is more than just a hobby for you, but you really should do some changes in your life. Some people say your as cold as Hoth, but prove it opposite and change you hairstyle (sorry but its awful) and maybe get a Tatoo.

Han Solo

Hey there scoundrel. Maybe you weren't really lucky with girls last few galactic weeks, but you must understand that not all girls like talking about Falcon's hyperdrive for hours. However you are a great pal and your friends would never leave you (life debt and such stuff). Brave... nah this isn't the word for you bravery is for people doing suicides, when you think its  too dangerouse you save your skin (simple right)And just a tip for you: When a girl says she loves you don't reply "I know". This will sound a bit self-sufficient.

Palpatine

Hey dude relax a bit. Yes I know rebels destroyed Death Star and things go a bit wrong lately, but don't worry you still have UNLIMITED POWER (muahaha).Again my advice is to relax a bit and spent more time with your darkside friends. Hang out a bit and kill some guys, thats the thing that should fill you with fresh energy.

R2D2

Hey buddy!I know you hate being small, but sometimes small stuff could be far more dangerouse than big. To Yoda you listen:"size matters not".You should try doing some big and heroic things and nobody would care for your size

Vader

Dude! Spent some time with your family. I mean you forgot to have son right? Yeah I understand this could happen to anyone, but ... Oh right then you "searched" Luke's betraying feelings and realized you have a daughter as well. What comes next twin brother, long lost grandmother and that damn wife you thought you allready killed. Seriously go home right now and try to remeber the names of your relatives. You should join them at diner sometimes and no killing please...I mean slicing of your son's hand, torturing your daughter and freezing her boyfriend into carbonite won't fix your problems.

General Grivious

One word: You Coward (wait this were 2 words right?)

Luke Skywalker

Hey kid! Stop complaining about those power converters and stop moving around that landspeeder of yours. Advantures just wait for you around the corrner (or should I say around next Tatooine farm which I guess is pretty far). Who knows one day you even might become a hero of the Rebel Alliance... Who knows
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Questions and Answers
  • 1. 
    Are you female or a girl?
    • A. 

      Ommm... Both I guess. Wait a second... I am a member of Empirial senat on a diplomatic mission...

    • B. 

      I'm a guy. Hot guy

    • C. 

      I'm a boy. And oh no I have to fix my uncle's power converters

    • D. 

      Beep Beep

    • E. 

      Why are you asking me this. Thats becouse I'm black huh?

    • F. 

      I don't know, I never thought about it (blush)

    • G. 

      I'm a man? How do you even dare to ask

  • 2. 
    What's you nickname?
    • A. 

      Tyrant

    • B. 

      Overweight glob of grease

    • C. 

      Stuck-up, half-witted, scruffy-looking nerf herder

    • D. 

      No nickname you Jedi dog

    • E. 

      Your Worship

    • F. 

      I'm an important person, nobody will call me names

    • G. 

      Kid

  • 3. 
    You are in very difficult situation. Let's say there is crazy robot coming to kill you. What do you do?
    • A. 

      I say: "I'll take care for him", but then somehow still mess up everything and I end up running away

    • B. 

      I have some secret weapons. Wanna be jetpack, electricity pulps and such

    • C. 

      I clear my mind and wait for a vision

    • D. 

      I grab a phone and cry: Help me Obi-Wan Kenobi

    • E. 

      I express my feelings: I have a bad feeling about this. And then I run of course

    • F. 

      I wait. He will find me

    • G. 

      I choke him. Wait he's a robot? Well then I... Um... Then I shut him down I guess

    • H. 

      نعم هذا صحيح

    • I. 

      نادر جدا

  • 4. 
    Where would you rather live
    • A. 

      No comment

    • B. 

      Palace with a great throne room

    • C. 

      On a lovely planet full of flowers, forests and lake's (and that kind of planet that couldn't be destroyed)

    • D. 

      Somewhere where everything is smooth

    • E. 

      In a desert I guess

    • F. 

      I don't care for my home

    • G. 

      In a van or something

  • 5. 
    If you could have lightsaber. Which one would it be?
    • A. 

      I would have the same as my father before me

    • B. 

      Who needs a lightsaber if you could have UNLIMITED POWER

    • C. 

      Single blade red perhaps

    • D. 

      Can I have more? Please, please...

  • 6. 
    If I ask you here and now. Jedi or Sith?!?
    • A. 

      Jedi

    • B. 

      Sith

  • 7. 
    And what if I asked you again: Jedi or Sith?
    • A. 

      Sith

    • B. 

      Jedi

    • C. 

      بتخفيض المصاريف لأنها الأرباح

    • D. 

      أزيد مصروفات التسويق والدعاية

  • 8. 
    And If I asked you just once more: JEDI OR SITH
    • A. 

      Enough. Jedi is my last answer stop asking

    • B. 

      You foolish joung Jedi. Now you will die

  • 9. 
    Last question:You are about to be executed. Beside you is the one you wanted to be there with you. Your family member, your love, your friend. Anyone (almost)... What are your last words?
    • A. 

      You were right...

    • B. 

      I love you

    • C. 

      I know

    • D. 

      *Cough, cough*

    • E. 

      I love you daddy

    • F. 

      Aaaaaaa

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