# Dumb Test For Dumb People

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### How many pounds is in a ton?how about two?

• A.

Like, 10,000 lbs., and 20,000 lbs.

• B.

What the heak is a ton?

• C.

2,000,and 4,000

• D.

An elphants whight

• E.

Idk

C. 2,000,and 4,000
Explanation
The correct answer is 2,000 and 4,000. A ton is a unit of weight measurement equal to 2,000 pounds. Therefore, if there are two tons, it would be equivalent to 2,000 pounds multiplied by 2, resulting in 4,000 pounds.

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• 2.

### Ok, so if there are 10 fish and 5 of them drown how many are left?

• A.

5

• B.

1

• C.

7

• D.

6

• E.

None of the above

E. None of the above
Explanation
Fish cannot drown as they extract oxygen from water through their gills. Therefore, if there are initially 10 fish, none of them would drown. The question may be intended as a joke or a play on words, highlighting the misconception about drowning fish.

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• 3.

### If a onestory house's walls are green and the roof is purple, what color are the stairs

• A.

Blue

• B.

Red

• C.

Screwed up house,huh?

• D.

Majenta

• E.

None of the above

E. None of the above
Explanation
The question does not provide any information about the color of the stairs in the one-story house. Therefore, it is not possible to determine the color of the stairs based on the given information.

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• 4.

### Knock knock is to whos ther as what the is to-

• A.

HUH?

• B.

Duh its the f word

• C.

Gfhfjhfgjhfghjf

• D.

Monfunction

• E.

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

B. Duh its the f word
Explanation
The given question is a play on the classic "knock knock" joke format. The phrase "knock knock" is followed by "who's there," creating a setup for a punchline. In this case, the phrase "what the" is the setup, and the expected punchline is "the f word." This is a humorous response because it plays on the phrase "what the f***," which is a common expression of surprise or disbelief. The other options provided are unrelated and do not fit the joke format.

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