Take it back. I wouldn't be surprised if they pressed charges.
Keep it. No need to take it back, there must be some reason that I took it. I take it as a sign to eat it.
Move on. The deer ran in front of my car. Not my fault.
Feel bad. I probably could have avoided it.
No way, how could I change what that complicated quiz said? Please. Might as well get my plunger now.
Totally! With a little bit of work, and maybe joining a few clubs, I can overcome this dark future! I mean, c'mon, do I look like a bathroom attendant?