Pleased to meet you.
Out of the country.
Report it immediately.
Pretend not to notice.
Make it obvious that I see what I see.
Scare him/her away with a couple of threats.
Raise an eyebrow.
A sword or katana.
Bow and arrow.
A gun. Any gun.
I'd rather use my fists.
No, not really.
Depends...who am I going to manipulate?
No, thank you. I'd rather not.
I would probably try to but end up failing.
Meh. If the person deserves it.
Main character obviously.
I don't really care as long as I have enough screen time.
Depends...what genre is it?
Any sounds fine to me.
I'd rather be the main villain.
A really, really minor character. Like the background people or something.
Power of flight!
In an epic sort of way! Explosions and all that.
Quietly, surrounded by my loved ones.
A quick and painless death.
I don't care as long as it doesn't involve pain.
Demon taking my soul away.
A beautiful death would suit me just fine.
Smut with angst.
Smut with fluff.
Fluff COMBINED with angst.
It's a dirty and cruel place.
It's a beautiful place with a few flaws of its own.
It's a messed up place but I'm sure it'll get better with time.
We all just need to hang in there.
No problem. Bye!