The Catherine Test

67 Questions | By Ssligh0703 | Last updated: Jan 28, 2013

- +

This truly isn't a test. The questions that you will see are fairly random. There are no right or wrong answers. Just answer honestly and all will be explained in the end.

Related Topics

Questions and Answers

1.

Does life begin or end at marriage?
- A.
  
  It begins
- B.
  
  It ends
2.

Do you prefer being in quiet or loud places?
- A.
  
  Bring the noise!
- B.
  
  I like it quiet.
3.

Which is a better life?
- A.
  
  Long and dull
- B.
  
  Short and full
4.

Is cohabitation with someone okay, without ever having plans to marry them?
- A.
  
  Not a chance
- B.
  
  Yes indeed!
5.

If you could choose a life of standing out of the crowd or fitting in which would you choose?
- A.
  
  Fit in
- B.
  
  Stand out
6.

Do you feel more anxious when you're alone or when among many people?
- A.
  
  Being alone
- B.
  
  Being with others
7.

Do you prefer an older or younger partner?
- A.
  
  Older
- B.
  
  Younger
8.

Does your job always come first?
- A.
  
  No
- B.
  
  Yes
9.

Is romance annoying?
- A.
  
  I hate it
- B.
  
  I wuv it!
10.

Do you like the words "world domination?"
- A.
  
  Yesssss!
- B.
  
  That's stupid
11.

Who would be responsible if you cheated?
- A.
  
  It'd be my fault
- B.
  
  The person I cheat with
12.

Do you consider yourself a pervert?
- A.
  
  I don't think so
- B.
  
  No use denying it
13.

Which is more like "paradise?"
- A.
  
  A beautiful countryside
- B.
  
  Somewhere I can get a drink
14.

Do you talk back to the tv
- A.
  
  No way!
- B.
  
  Maybe a little......
15.

Do you think all men are stupid?
- A.
  
  Not all men
- B.
  
  That's right!
16.

What do you think of actors in sex scenes?
- A.
  
  Lucky!!!
- B.
  
  It's just a job
17.

Have you ever gotten a bloody nose from excitement?
- A.
  
  No
- B.
  
  Well......
18.

You must kiss one of these. Choose!
- A.
  
  A cephalopod-like alien
- B.
  
  A beautiful corpse
19.

Which is more "cheating?"
- A.
  
  An emotional tryst
- B.
  
  A physical fling
20.

Is popping bubble wrap fun?
- A.
  
  Hell yeah!!
- B.
  
  What a waste!
21.

Which of the following would you bring to a deserted island?
- A.
  
  A compass
- B.
  
  A piano
22.

Do you look for appearance or personality in a mate?
- A.
  
  Looks
- B.
  
  Mind
23.

Have you been told your romantic standards were too high?
- A.
  
  Yes
- B.
  
  Not that I recall
24.

Have you ever been told you have poor taste in partners?
- A.
  
  No
- B.
  
  Yes
25.

Do you get bored easily?
- A.
  
  No
- B.
  
  Sure
26.

Are you more of a sadist or a masochist?
- A.
  
  Masochist
- B.
  
  Sadist
27.

Have you changed your personal style for someone else?
- A.
  
  Nope
- B.
  
  Sure
28.

Have you ever cheated before?
- A.
  
  I plead the 5th
- B.
  
  I don't think so
29.

Do you spend money on fads?
- A.
  
  Yeah
- B.
  
  Nope
30.

Could you ever be paid enough to go nude in public?
- A.
  
  Never!
- B.
  
  How much are we talkin?
31.

Is age nothing but a number when it comes to love?
- A.
  
  There are limits
- B.
  
  Its all about love
32.

Will you fight dirty to win at anything?
- A.
  
  Of course
- B.
  
  That's not truly winning
33.

Is it best to live a life of no responsibility?
- A.
  
  Sign me up!
- B.
  
  No way
34.

Do you like children?
- A.
  
  Love 'em
- B.
  
  Get that brat the hell away from me!
35.

Is good housekeeping important in a partner?
- A.
  
  Yes
- B.
  
  Not really
36.

If you had a child, would you want him or her to be just like you?
- A.
  
  As much as possible
- B.
  
  One of me is enough
37.

What's your take on praying mantis mating habits?
- A.
  
  It makes me nauseous
- B.
  
  Whatever
38.

Have you ever been told you were stingy?
- A.
  
  Maybe....
- B.
  
  No
39.

Your lover's into baby play (she talks to you in baby talk, sometimes wants to dress you in a bib and put a pacifier in your mouth). What do you do?
- A.
  
  I'll try anything once
- B.
  
  That's a dealbreaker
40.

Have you ever asked a lover for forgiveness?
- A.
  
  Yeah, so?
- B.
  
  No
41.

Cosplay in the bedroom: Aye or Nay?
- A.
  
  Not for me
- B.
  
  It could be fun
42.

If you get a call from someone you hate, do you.....
- A.
  
  Answer it
- B.
  
  Straight to voicemail
43.

What if your lover is a good friend with someone of the opposite sex?
- A.
  
  I'd be bothered
- B.
  
  I wouldn't care
44.

What do you do if you doubt your lover?
- A.
  
  Reaffirm my trust
- B.
  
  Talk to them
45.

If you and your best friend's lover had feelings for each other would you try to steal them away?
- A.
  
  I'll hold back
- B.
  
  Can't stop the heart
46.

Is it okay to lie if you'll never be caught?
- A.
  
  No problem there
- B.
  
  I still can't lie
47.

Which is harder: lying or being lied to?
- A.
  
  Lying
- B.
  
  Being lied to
48.

If someone of the same sex as you were hitting on your significant other, what would you do?
- A.
  
  Trust your lover
- B.
  
  Step in and end it
49.

Have you ever looked up dirty words for kicks?
- A.
  
  You got me
- B.
  
  Nope
50.

Your lover is cheating on you. Do you...?
- A.
  
  Break up with them
- B.
  
  Make them end it
51.

Could you show the contents of your cell phone inbox to your lover?
- A.
  
  Of course!
- B.
  
  Eh....I don't think so!
52.

Do you have to carefully choose which underwear to wear each day?
- A.
  
  Yes
- B.
  
  Not really
53.

Would you date someone who's already married?
- A.
  
  All's fair in love and war
- B.
  
  I don't cheat
54.

Is there more to a relationship than physical attraction
- A.
  
  There's more to it than that
- B.
  
  Humans are just animals
55.

Is it easier to love, or be loved?
- A.
  
  To love
- B.
  
  To be loved
56.

What would you do if your significant other fell in love with someone else?
- A.
  
  I'd let her go
- B.
  
  I cling to what's mine!
57.

If you were to be reincarnated would you want to be a human?
- A.
  
  I love being human!
- B.
  
  It doesn't matter
58.

How do you break up with your significant other
- A.
  
  Say it flat-out.
- B.
  
  Let things die down
59.

Are you able to physically punish someone if you believed it was the right thing to do?
- A.
  
  No, never
- B.
  
  I could do that
60.

Your best friend, or your lover? Choose!
- A.
  
  Friend!
- B.
  
  Lover!
61.

Is it acceptable to marry for money and/or power?
- A.
  
  Yes
- B.
  
  No
62.

Quick! You're naked! Where do you hide?
- A.
  
  I have nothing to hide
- B.
  
  Anywhere I can
63.

Could you have sex with an attractive ghost?
- A.
  
  No ghosts please
- B.
  
  I'm not picky
64.

Do you buy too much food when you're hungry
- A.
  
  No
- B.
  
  Feed me Seymour!!!!
65.

Can money buy you love?
- A.
  
  Ching ching gettin paid over here!
- B.
  
  No!
66.

If you met someone with every quality you looked for in a mate and later learned they were a robot, could you still marry him/her?
- A.
  
  I don't do robots
- B.
  
  Is it.......fully functional?
67.

How would you propose to your lover?
- A.
  
  Just let it happen
- B.
  
  It has to be special

Back to top