Burghilicious Scientific Cheesesteak Selector

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Burghilicious Scientific Cheesesteak Selector


Questions and Answers
  • 1. 
    Choose the better color.
    • A. 

      Orange

    • B. 

      Red

  • 2. 
    Which lights make for better eating?
    • A. 

      Fluorescent

    • B. 

      Neon

  • 3. 
    Choose a political affiliation
    • A. 

      Tea Party

    • B. 

      What the crap does politics have to do with cheesesteak?

  • 4. 
    Which celebrities do you prefer?
    • A. 

      The Rat Pack and politicians

    • B. 

      Playboy centerfolds and sports heroes

  • 5. 
    Pick your favorite potato side dish.
    • A. 

      Freedom Fries

    • B. 

      French Fries

  • 6. 
     Are instructions helpful?
    • A. 

      You think I'm stupid?

    • B. 

      Yes, when there are too many tourists in line.

  • 7. 
    Which psychological profile do you identify with more?
    • A. 

      Venerable patriarch

    • B. 

      Upstart underdog

  • 8. 
    Historical markers are:
    • A. 

      A nice touch that gives a joint a sense of history

    • B. 

      Irrelevant to cheesesteak and a waste of taxpayer money

  • 9. 
    Which claim is more believeable?
    • A. 

      The Best

    • B. 

      The King