According to great thinkers like Glenn Beck, Michael Savage, and Rush Limbaugh, there may be millions of Secret Muslims hiding in the U. S. They're in our schools, in our 24 hour eating establishments, and in all three branches of our federal government! What's worse, many of these Secret Muslims don't even know who they are, innocently going about their lives thinking that they are members of other, more popular, religions. Trust no one - especially not yourself - until they've taken the official Chewing Tin Foil Secret Muslim Test!
For its freedom
They discontinued the McRib
The disparity between the rich and poor
It's not Jesus-y enough
Bud Lite
Red Stripe
Blue Moon
I don't drink
Is a great singer
Is the greatest singer
Is no Ted Nugent
Is now known as Yusuf Islam.
Freedom of Religion - even if that religion is unpopular
Freedom of the press
The right to say the N-word on the radio
All of the above
Yes, please!
No thank you, I'm on a diet.
No thank you, I'm a vegetarian.
No thank you, pigs are filthy animals.
Harvard Law
A madrasah
Public School
I was home shcooled
Whenever she wants
Only at state dinners and for official photo-ops
Women, just like men, have a constitutional right to bare arms as often as they want
Yes
No
No way!
Don't know
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