Are You A Rockstar?
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WARNING: This quiz will seperate the men from the boys. Therefore, any of you momma's boys are highly recommended not to take this quiz. This includes the little kids who'd do anything for a "Pearl Jam" concert.
- 1.
What would be the name of your rock band?
- A.
Koo Koo Bears
- B.
Head Banger's Hell
- C.
Metalrockacy
- D.
Domesticated Beast
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- 2.
Which guitarist do you perfer to here play?
- A.
Eddie Van Halen
- B.
John Mellancamp
- C.
Zakk Wylde
- D.
That geeky guy who trys to play the acoustic guitar around a campfire.
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- 3.
Your on stage performing, when suddenly you trip and stumble to the floor. What do you do?
- A.
Cry and pout untill the medics arrive.
- B.
Get up and flee the stage.
- C.
Get up, dust yourself off and continue the show.
- D.
Lay there untill your fellow band members give you a helping hand.
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- 4.
As a band member, you are the...(?)
- A.
Sensetive one.
- B.
Daredevil one.
- C.
Bitch.
- D.
Quiet one.
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- 5.
Before you go on stage you take a quick run to the bathroom to vomit, but as you were doing so, a fan out of the V.I.P catches you. What do you say?
- A.
"I can explain..."
- B.
"Piss off!"
- C.
"Don't tell the band."
- D.
"Always barf before take off!"
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- 6.
How would your band dress?
- A.
Like an 80's hair band.
- B.
Like women.
- C.
Gothic
- D.
Tight black leather.
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- 7.
What would your stage name be?
- A.
Butterkiss
- B.
Sugar
- C.
Ace
- D.
Night Wolf
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- 8.
While traveling on tour, your bus flats a tire. The driver is passed out including the rest of your band. What do YOU do?
- A.
Drink yourself to a hangover.
- B.
Repair the tire yourself.
- C.
Pretend the tour bus is still moving.
- D.
Grab your instruments and walk to the destination.
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- 9.
You celebrate your birthday by doing what?
- A.
Surfing with the band.
- B.
Puerto Rico (enough said)
- C.
Crashing at your neighbor's house.
- D.
Drinking
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- 10.
What do you do to warm up before going on stage?
- A.
Hug your teddy bear.
- B.
Drink
- C.
Puke
- D.
Sing "OOOOOOOOOOOs"!
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- 11.
A groupie comes up to you and tells you they want a backstage pass. What do you do?
- A.
Say no thanks and walk away.
- B.
Ignore them.
- C.
Give it to them only for something in return.
- D.
Ask the tour manager first.
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- 12.
When performing your show you spot a conservative group of angry protesters. What do you do?
- A.
Call your mom.
- B.
Find a water hose and spray them.
- C.
Make them feel uncomfortable.
- D.
Blow fire at their faces.
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- 13.
Like the rock band; "KISS" every member has their own theme (ex:Peter Criss- a cat) What is yours?
- A.
A leopard
- B.
An eagle
- C.
A spade
- D.
A heart
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