I saw you looking at me so i thought that i would come over and say hello.
Girl you look so good! We should get together.
Are you looking to make some easy cash?
I just realised how beautiful you were. What is your name?
Answer it and pretend like its one of your buddies.
Don't answer your phone at all and put it on vibrate.
Your not interested in anyone else so your phone isn't ringing.
Answer it and dont pretend its one of your friends and when your date starts to ask who it is you have the talk about being tied down.
Don't do anything. You don't want to hurt the poor girl.
Start looking for another girl to hang out with and keep her on the side until the search is over.
Tell her how wonderful she is but you too won't ever have that magic, and though it might hurt now, at least you were honest.
SHIT! that bitch has got money, you ain't going no where. Besides, you got your side action.
Just what you said. You have been hurt before and you want to make sure you know what your doing.
You are just waiting for something better to come along.
That is what you tell all the girls, cause you got it like that.
You don't believe in relationships, you believe in sex, and only sex.
A car, a job. You have no problem with a woman taking care of a man.
A pretty mouth.
A cute girl with a great personality who is fun to talk to and fun to be around.
A girl with a tight body and child bearing hips.
Someplace quit where you can talk and get to know each other.
Dinner at a fine restaurant. And coffee afterwards.
Someplace close to the house, cause that is where the date needs to end up.
Let her decide. She knows what she would prefer!
You get a weak excuse that is barely believable.
She says she is sorry and would like to make it another time.
She fixes whatever is the problem because she'll never get a second chance with me!
That rarely happens.
Tell her everything about yourself.
Want to get to know all about her.
Let her ask all the questions she wants and then I'll decide if I want to know her or not.
Just want to get laid.
You don't go to bars
You are too shy to talk with women
You can get a phone number but when you call she's forgotten who you are..
You easily pick up women whenever you want.
Want Mom to like her.
Be faithful to your vows.
Be faithful, and if you couldn't be faithful you'd make sure she never found out or got hurt.
Be faithful until I got a really good offer.