Eve Online - Are You An Emo Rage Quitter?

8 Questions | By Laedy | Updated: Mar 19, 2022 | Attempts: 1107

With all the recent events in the MMO EVE Online, there has been growing player dissatisfaction. Many have been leaving the game and canceling their subscription. Complete this quiz to find out whether you are in danger of emo rage quitting any time soon.

You May Get

CCP Fanboy

You love everything about CCP and EVE Online. CCP can do no wrong.If they ever made lifetime subscriptions, you would be the first to buy one. You are so in love with the game, you welcome any changes because you have total trust in the company and that they have their customer’s best interest at heart. In your opinion, all the whiners out there should just shut up and be grateful for such a unique game that is EVE.

Loyal Pony

You most likely have been playing EVE for quite some time. You have stuck by this game despite all the lag, bugs, imbalances and other crap CCP never get around to fixing. You may not always be happy with the way CCP prioritizes things, but you still think EVE is best MMO out there and there is nothing quite like it. You consist of the majority of players in EVE, somewhat unhappy with many things, yet you are committed to stay and hope things get better.

& many more results.
Start this quiz to find your result.

Questions and Answers

1.

What do you think about Incarna?
- A.
  
  It’s going to be awesome, I can’t wait! CCP should keep pouring as much resources as they can into it.
- B.
  
  I think it will be good, but CCP really should commit to excellence in each expansion before adding new things to the game.
- C.
  
  Are you serious? Who on earth cares about bloody Incarna? Fix lag! I want to fly spaceships, not play dress ups!
- D.
  
  What’s Incarna?
- E.
  
  #@R%VJ&^DI%@U**INCARNA**$%#$GJ%PWDJ*~!! I’M SO ANGRY RIGHT NOW I CAN’T EVEN THINK. CCP CAN GO KISS MY ****
2.

What was your favourite EVE Online expansion?
- A.
  
  I can’t choose just one, they’re all fantastic! CCP does a great job every time.
- B.
  
  Apocrypha. It had a great balance of implementing new content, plus polishing up old ones.
- C.
  
  Don’t get me started on this. CCP just cares about making new useless features (e.g. PI) that no one cares about. Every new patch/expansion is released half-finished and full of bugs. Commit to excellence CCP!
- D.
  
  Um… I guess the one when I first started. LOL. I don’t know.
- E.
  
  YOU CALL THEM EXPANSIONS??? WTF MORE LIKE STEALING OUR MONEY FOR THIS USELES PIECE OF CRAP, I CAN’T BELIEVE ANYONE EVEN PAYS FOR THIS STUPID GAME ANYMORE! ARGHHHH!
3.

What do you think about DUST 514?
- A.
  
  It’s going to be so revolutionary! No one has ever done this before in the gaming industry. CCP is way ahead of their time, I can’t wait to play it along with EVE.
- B.
  
  I think it’s a very good idea to integrate an MMO with an FPS, and I’ll likely give it a try. Although, I’m somewhat concerned that CCP are investing so much of their time into this rather than EVE.
- C.
  
  I pay CCP money for them to make MY game better. EVE Online, not some stupid FPS. Seriously, It’s likely to fail. They can’t compete with the already huge FPS market out there. What a waste of time and resources.
- D.
  
  DUST? Is that like, a movie or something?
- E.
  
  OH. MY. GOD. THIS IS ABSOLUTELY THE STUPIDEST THING THEY HAVE EVER COME UP WITH. WAKE UP PEOPLE!!! IT’S NOT GOING TO HAPPEN. YOU HAVE ALL BEEN ROBBED!
4.

Have you posted a reply in CCP Zymurgist’s thread in GD titled “Vote EVE Online: Tyrannis for the European Games Award!” ?
- A.
  
  Yes, and I voted for them too. They deserve to win!
- B.
  
  Look, I think this has all been blown out of proportion a bit. It really is a great game, even though it has issues. At this difficult time CCP really need the community behind them.
- C.
  
  Yes, I’ve let them know my opinion very clearly and I bump that thread often. How dare they ask for us to vote for them as best game? I voted Age of Conan by the way.
- D.
  
  What’s GD?
- E.
  
  CCP TAKE YOUR **** FINGERS OUT OF YOUR **** EARS AND STOP SPITTING IN OUR FACES THEN MAYBE WE WILL VOTE FOR YOUR DAMN GAME. ACTUALLY, NO I’M NEVER VOTING FOR YOUR GAME. YOU DESERVE NOTHING. NOTHING!!!!!
5.

Do you have thoughts about bio-massing your character?
- A.
  
  What? No way! EVE is the love of my life. My character and I are one and the same. I might as well kill myself irl.
- B.
  
  Not really, if I ever got sick of EVE I would probably just take a break. It’s not worth bio-massing. You might want to come back one day and you’d regret it.
- C.
  
  Of course I think about it! I hover my mouse over the “terminate” button often. The only thing that stops me from doing it, is thinking about all the time and money I’ve poured into this game the last few years. What a waste.
- D.
  
  No, why would anyone want to do that?
- E.
  
  Thank you, that’s the best frikkin idea I’ve heard all day.
6.

What is the main problem with EVE Online at the moment?
- A.
  
  There is no problem with EVE. The main problem are all the whiners out there
- B.
  
  Lag
- C.
  
  Where do I start? Lagfest fleet fights, half baked clickfest PI system, old bugs still exist on top of shiny new ones, so many badly broken game mechanics... I can go on and on. How much time do you have?
- D.
  
  The main problem? Probably finding enough time to play the game.
- E.
  
  THE WHOLE **** THING IS BROKEN! IT’S ALL A PIECE OF ****!!!
7.

What do you think about the CSM?
- A.
  
  I think it’s fantastic! CCP is such a unique company in that they actually listen to the feedback their player base. The CSM representatives are doing an excellent job, and I have immense respect and trust in the whole CSM process.
- B.
  
  I think having a counsel of player representatives is a great idea in MMO’s and the CSM do the best job they can, but CCP really need to work more closely with them and take their counsel seriously.
- C.
  
  The whole CSM thing is a bit of a farce. It’s really just a well thought out scam by CCP to give us players a false sense of input in the game. And as for the actual CSM representatives, it’s basically just a free trip to Iceland.
- D.
  
  CSM… Customer Service Managers?
- E.
  
  %#@FEF)U#%*#@#&*~ WHAT A ****ING JOKE
8.

What is the main reason you keep you playing this game?
- A.
  
  I get to fly spaceships!!! It’s the best MMO ever!!!
- B.
  
  I’ve tried other games, and there’s nothing else quite like EVE
- C.
  
  I don’t know why I’m still playing this broken game. I’ve spent so much time and money here, I’m just hoping one day it will change.
- D.
  
  I like to play EVE to chill out when I’ve got spare time after work and on the weekends. It also makes a great screensaver.
- E.
  
  I CAN’ T FIND THE DAMN CANCELLATION BUTTON!!!