Are You A Meanie Or A Goodie?

Walk even faster to get there first; you’ve been late for work a couple days already and can’t risk getting a warning

Slow down and motion for grandma to take your place in the line: you can sneak in unnoticed at work later on.

Pretend you didn’t see her thinking she’s got the whole day anyways

Make up a lame excuse about having some rare illness to put off your friend so she/he doesn’t feel bad about you not coming over.

You turn off your phone and go MIA for the week with your boo. When you come back you can deal with your friend and the drama.

Are sure your best friend will understand so you just explain the situation and promise to come over next year.

Smile sweetly and accept the gift exclaiming how excited you are. Already thinking of possibilities of cashing the gift certificate.

Say thanks but no thanks: I’m trying to do this new anti-ostrich diet. Hey nothing’s wrong with being honest.

Accept the gift and hand it over to your kid brother when the coworker has left. When the coworker asks you how was your dinner you exclaim how you had such a wonderful evening eating delicious ostrich meat

Go online and tweet all your friend’s itty bitty secrets and spill the beans about the guy’s package size or lack thereof. They have no idea who they’ve messed with

You shrug it off. That’s long gone and besides carma will catch up on them

You act like it doesn’t matter to you and congratulate them about their new found love. At Least one of the two of you is happy

Everyone is excited and you all have a great night drinking and chatting away

Only a few real close friends show up. You don’t care, more booze for you.

A large group of your friends and acquaintances show up but a couple of them are probably wishing they were somewhere else while some are enjoying their selves.