ARE YOU A FLUFFY BUNNY?

1. I think I was always a witch, and should be a witch because...

I love nature,and want to be one with it. This is what makes you a witch.

I feel the magic of nature, and therefore, this means I must be some kind of witch, plus my grand mother was a witch.

I am attracted to nature, and like doing things out in nature.

I don't know that I was born one, but I have been drawn to occult things for a long time, and seek to learn about it, and eventually train in learning how to practice magic and witchcraft

It will make me feel powerful, and stomp on everything that pisses me off.

2. When it comes to my wardrobe

I love to wear all black, and a several pentacles the size of a plates. I put spider web design with my eye liner around my eyes too. I love how angry it makes people around me. Those persecutors!

I deck myself out in witchy wear every single place I go.

I think I should wear black clothes and pentacles to work, after all, if they say something I can just say I am being discriminated against.

I realize that there is a time and a place for all kinds of ways of dressing. Witchy wear is no exception to this.

I like to make myself as scary looking as possible. I've made little kids cry before!

3. When it comes to magic..

I strictly focus on love and light

I focus only on love and light, and consider anything else to be negative toxic energy I don't need in my life

I am a love and light person, as I think I should be

I am a firm believer in balance, Not everything is love and light, including nature itself which is often cruel and ruthless

Love and light? Hell with that, I'm all about hatred and hell fire!

4. Christians in general....

Are people that I am sick and tired of all their ways of persecuting us. My religion is older than theirs anyways

Piss me off. They stole all my holidays, their religion is a fake mish mash of pagan religion, and they seek every opportunity to persecute us witches!

Probably caused the burning times, and go around persecuting witches. I think Jesus is really Mithra

I treat case by case like I do everyone else. I have found many to be reasonable, and many others unreasonable. I don't like that some insist I am a Satan worshiper, but that's their problem, not mine. I'll just stick with befriending the ones that are more open minded with me, and ignore the ignorance of others, or educate when I can.

Are the root of all evil, with their evil god!

5. Millions of witches were burnt at the stake during the burning times, including in Salem MA.

True

False

6. Wicca is the oldest religion in the world

True

False

7. Ouija boards

Are evil! Stay away from them! You're going to get demons!

Are all evil. You shouldn't have one in your house. But be careful if you do use one.

Are evil, and I was warned that they only attract demons.

Are just tools, that's all. Be smart and learn to use it properly so that you don't wind up with any problems.

Are great fluff bunny repellant

8. "You should never do any magic that may tamper with free will"

I fully agree with this, Those that do so are really evil witches.

I agree. Under no circumstances should free will be tampered with.

I don't think tampering with free will is a very good idea, unless maybe extreme necessary cases

This statement makes little to no sense to me. Pretty much all magic whether directly or inadvertently effects the free will of something or some one.

Nonsense! I take great pleasure in finding any way I can to mess with the wills of others!

9. If color must be applied to magic work, then witches

Should only do white magic, nothing gray or black which I think is evil and bad

Should only do white magic that involves healing, and helping. Nothing else

Should do white magic, and try to avoid grey or black

Should be proficient and know how to do magic that is white, gray black, or any color under the spectrum

What fun is doing magic at all if it isn't black magic?

10. When I get angry enough to tell another witch off I...

Insult them in every way possible in a PM, but know that i had better always end it with "Bright blessings...Love and Light...May you have a wonderful path" or anything that is nice like that.

Rant at them about how I don't understand how they can behave this way when they claim to be a witch.

Yell at them about how awful they are, then tell them what real witches act like..

I tactfully let them have it by keeping control of myself, and getting them with my biting wit, while watching them unravel at all this.

I threaten them, and harass them at every chance I get.

11. An it harm ye none, do what ye will

Is a principal commandment for witches and pagans to abide by

Is what any true witch or pagan believes in

Is something that is only for Wiccans, not all witches and pagans

Harm none, pfft, I go out to my way to harm everything in sight!

Is something that witches and Pagans should live by

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12. When people question my views, or challenge in anyway...

They are being very negative toxic people that I want nothing to do with, so I flounce.

Are very upsetting to me. I easily get angered by this, why can't we all love each other?

Make me very uncomfortable, and often leave me feeling confused about their answers.

Are no threat to me, in fact, I enjoy the exchange, it helps me either solidify my beliefs, or see where maybe I need to adjust what I thought I knew. Either way, it's an opportunity to learn something.

I get so angry I troll them, they are no better than those fluffy bunnies.

13. Silver Ravenwolf

I have a large collection of her books, or think she's a great one to learn witchcraft from.

Is the best author out there! I practice all that I learned from her, and hate any negative reviews about her with a passion!

I am learning from her books, so far she seems pretty good.

I would never recommend this author to anyone wanting to learn witchcraft.

Totally sucks. We should have a Silver Ravenwolf book burning bomb fire!

14. Real witches....

Are vegans because they harm none!

Worship multiple deities, practice rituals, and do white magic.

Are kind, harmless, friendly, and never do baneful magic.

Are diverse, come from all walks of life, may or may not worship deities, may or may not have codes of ethics, and practice magic work and spell casting.

Think most newer types of witches are cowards

15. Satanic witches...

Do not exist because Satan is a Christian concept

Do not exist because this is a Christian concept and those that claim to be ones, are evil and I refuse to talk to them. No real witch would be one!

Could not exist because it's a satanic concept. I am confused by this and would like to know how one can be a Satanic witch.

Do exist regardless of what concept it is, and they won't just stop existing just because someone doesn't want them to exist.

Are the only ones I care to talk to because I can't stand anyone that might remotely be fluffy!

16. The term Wicca is a

Term that you call all witches

A term you call all witches, except those fake ones claiming to be satanic witches

Term that I think pertains to all witches, and even if it isn't, they should not mind being called this

Not a term you should ever be calling all witches, not all witches are Wicca

A term for sissy witches

17. No true witch would ever curse or hex.

True

False

18. When someone mentions curses or hexes, or there is a discussion about them...

I warn them about the three fold law

I warn them about three fold law and tell them to let karma take care of it. Sometimes I get upset if they disagree.

I warn them to be careful about any karmic backlash

I join in on the discussion, and sometimes suggest some ideas of my own.

I come in cussing out every one that might bring up that stupid three fold, karma or anything to cause fear about this.

19. I collect glittery sparkly memes with pet phrases on them, like they are baseball cards, and spam them all over most forums I am part of.

True

False

20. Witches should always meet, greet and then part with these words..

Merry meet, Merry Part

Say Hi, but when leaving say Namaste, or Merry Part

Should find out what are the popular greetings and partings being said and follow that routine.

Should insult, ridicule, and and scorn anyone you see saying anything like merry meet, merry part, or namaste

Should say what feels natural for them, even if it's the Merry Meet, Merry Part phrases, but not say that because they think it's a must.

Are You A Fluffy Bunny?

1. I think I was always a witch, and should be a witch because...

2. When it comes to my wardrobe

3. When it comes to magic..

4. Christians in general....

5. Millions of witches were burnt at the stake during the burning times, including in Salem MA.

6. Wicca is the oldest religion in the world

7. Ouija boards

8. "You should never do any magic that may tamper with free will"

9. If color must be applied to magic work, then witches

10. When I get angry enough to tell another witch off I...

11. An it harm ye none, do what ye will

12. When people question my views, or challenge in anyway...

13. Silver Ravenwolf

14. Real witches....

15. Satanic witches...

16. The term Wicca is a

17. No true witch would ever curse or hex.

18. When someone mentions curses or hexes, or there is a discussion about them...

19. I collect glittery sparkly memes with pet phrases on them, like they are baseball cards, and spam them all over most forums I am part of.

20. Witches should always meet, greet and then part with these words..