Stand there staring at it
Smile and put it on appriceatively
Stick your tounge out and shout it's a nasty peice of poo (well it is)
Wack her back harder(she deserves it!)
Smile and say"it's OK it was an accident!"
Take it and pop it in your pocket. it won't do any harm!
Pick it up and quickly run to the lady that dropped it. it would be stealing otherwise!
Leave it(what would you do with it?)
Push him away and tell him "i can't betray my friend like this"
Smile and walk off
Pull him closer and invite him round your house then snog him.
Laugh in their face (haha!)
Quickly run over and help them get to the hospital
Shrug and just stand there