That's not a knife.
A varmint will never quit - ever. They're like the Viet Cong - Varmint...
Not to mention the fact that you're talking to a dead guy! Now...
No such thing bad student. Only bad teacher.
OK. But I get to be on top.
I'm not bad, I'm just drawn that way.
The oxen are slow, but the earth is patient.
It's good to be the king.
Dammit man, the Doobie Brothers broke up! Shit! When did that happen?
I'll be taking these huggies and, uh, whatever cash you got.
He needs to go home, he's calling his people, and I don't know where...
Come on guys, by the time we get there the kid won't be dead...
Terrific!! I've got a trig mid-term tomorrow, and I'm being...
Relax, would you? We have fifty dollars and a pair of girls...
If someone asks you if you're a god, you say YES!
Can I borrow your towel for a sec? My car just hit a water buffalo.
Excuse me, sir. Seeing as how the VP is such a VIP, shouldn't we keep...
That man right there is my brother and if he doesn't get to watch...
The glass! Shoot the glass!
Yeah, I was in the show. I was in the show for 21 days once -- the 21...
My girls, sir, they didn't care for the Overlook at first. One of them...
You trying to say Jesus Christ can't hit a curveball?
Why does the floor... move?
I must break you.
I want her to live. I want her to breathe. I want her to aerobicize.
I was a better man with you as a woman than I ever was with a woman as...
Everybody in the car. Boat leaves in two minutes... or perhaps you...
The point is, ladies and gentlemen, that greed, for lack of a better...
I say we take off and nuke the entire site from orbit. That's the only...
She says the jungle... it just came alive and took him.
Now that's a real shame when folks be throwin' away a perfectly good...
Where does he get those wonderful toys?
You're not trying to draw a psycho pension. You really are crazy.
In this country, you gotta make the money first. Then when you get the...
It's K-K-K-Ken c-c-c-coming to k-k-k-kill me!
What are you looking at? You've never seen a guy who slept with a fish...
It's a big building with patients, but that's not important right now.
God was singing through this little man to all the world, making my...
Mr. Nolan, it's for you. It's God. He says we should have girls at...
So it's sorta social. Demented and sad, but social.
Why don't we just pretend he didn't die? Just for a bit.
When it comes down to making out, whenever possible, put on side one...
Nobody leaves this place without singing the blues.
Hell, I'd piss on a spark plug if I thought it'd do any good!
Did you try staples?
FRAH-GEE-LAY. Must be Italian.
You see? That's the sort of crap people are always trying to lay...
I'm laughing at the superior intellect.
You have controlled your fear. Now, release your anger! Only your...
Knock the cover off the ball!
What is your major malfunction, numbnuts? Didn't Mommy and Daddy show...
You shouldn't hang me on a hook. My father hung me on a hook once....
If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits eighty-eight miles...
What ever you do, don't fall asleep!
I'm just here for the gasoline.
Are you telling me that 200 of our men against your boy is a no-win...
If your head comes away from your neck, it's over!
My teenage angst bullshit now has a body count.
My theme music. Every good hero should have some.
If you don't go to him now, I'm never going to take you to another...
Listen! We ain't partners, we ain't brothers, and we ain't friends!
We lost the suspect, our keys, our car, OUR PANTS!
I thought there was a billion screamin' Chinamen.
Life is NOT a malfunction!
If you guys know so much about women, how come you're here at like the...
You realize if we played by the rules, right now we'd be in gym?
Hold it, hold it! What is this? Are you trying to trick me? Where's...
Do it for Johnny!!
Someone once wrote "Hell is the impossibility of reason." That's what...
Backinbowl. Backinbowl.
It can't be bargained with! It can't be reasoned with! It...
Strange things are afoot at the Circle-K.
Just like a Wop. Brings a knife to a gunfight.
Ooook-la-homa! Oklahoma! Oklahoma! Oklahoma!
Request permission to relieve bladder.
If you're so hot on discipline then, goddammit, start by accepting...
Lighten up, Francis.
I am your father's brother's nephew's cousin's former roommate.
Was it a dream where you were standing in sort of sun-god robes on top...
I remember... the Alamo.
I'm just a compound interest program. I work at a savings and loan! I...
I wish I had someone I could really respect. Hey, look at the cans on...
Polite: Would you mind not bobbing your head; the orchestra keeps...
You shot the invisible swordsman!
Let me make something clear to you. He doesn't have a name. He has a...
This house is clean.
You're like one of those Chatty Cathy dolls, except I'm not pulling...
One Timex digital watch, broken. One unused prophylactic. One soiled.
I am your father, Luke. Give in to the dark side of the force, you...
You're out on the street trying to score an electric blanket, maybe...
Ho no. I mean, no ho, sergeant. Just plain ho.
You mean I'm not white?!
I know a little German. He's sitting over there.