Not to mention the fact that you're talking to a dead guy! Now...
No such thing bad student. Only bad teacher.
I'm not bad, I'm just drawn that way.
The oxen are slow, but the earth is patient.
That's not a knife.
Excuse me, sir. Seeing as how the VP is such a VIP, shouldn't we keep...
The glass! Shoot the glass!
OK. But I get to be on top.
If someone asks you if you're a god, you say YES!
I want her to live. I want her to breathe. I want her to aerobicize.
What ever you do, don't fall asleep!
He needs to go home, he's calling his people, and I don't know where...
Dammit man, the Doobie Brothers broke up! Shit! When did that happen?
Mr. Nolan, it's for you. It's God. He says we should have girls at...
Yeah, I was in the show. I was in the show for 21 days once -- the 21...
I must break you.
Everybody in the car. Boat leaves in two minutes... or perhaps you...
Now that's a real shame when folks be throwin' away a perfectly good...
It's a big building with patients, but that's not important right now.
Come on guys, by the time we get there the kid won't be dead...
When it comes down to making out, whenever possible, put on side one...
FRAH-GEE-LAY. Must be Italian.
I'm laughing at the superior intellect.
It can't be bargained with! It can't be reasoned with! It...
You shouldn't hang me on a hook. My father hung me on a hook once....
If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits eighty-eight miles...
I am your father's brother's nephew's cousin's former roommate.
Are you telling me that 200 of our men against your boy is a no-win...
What are you looking at? You've never seen a guy who slept with a fish...
Life is NOT a malfunction!
Relax, would you? We have fifty dollars and a pair of girls...
A varmint will never quit - ever. They're like the Viet Cong - Varmint...
You trying to say Jesus Christ can't hit a curveball?
Why does the floor... move?
I was a better man with you as a woman than I ever was with a woman as...
I say we take off and nuke the entire site from orbit. That's the only...
She says the jungle... it just came alive and took him.
Where does he get those wonderful toys?
I'll be taking these huggies and, uh, whatever cash you got.
Terrific!! I've got a trig mid-term tomorrow, and I'm being...
Can I borrow your towel for a sec? My car just hit a water buffalo.
God was singing through this little man to all the world, making my...
Hell, I'd piss on a spark plug if I thought it'd do any good!
Strange things are afoot at the Circle-K.
The point is, ladies and gentlemen, that greed, for lack of a better...
What is your major malfunction, numbnuts? Didn't Mommy and Daddy show...
I'm just here for the gasoline.
I'm just a compound interest program. I work at a savings and loan! I...
You're not trying to draw a psycho pension. You really are crazy.
If your head comes away from your neck, it's over!
My teenage angst bullshit now has a body count.
If you guys know so much about women, how come you're here at like the...
You realize if we played by the rules, right now we'd be in gym?
That man right there is my brother and if he doesn't get to watch...
My girls, sir, they didn't care for the Overlook at first. One of them...
You see? That's the sort of crap people are always trying to lay...
It's good to be the king.
In this country, you gotta make the money first. Then when you get the...
Hold it, hold it! What is this? Are you trying to trick me? Where's...
So it's sorta social. Demented and sad, but social.
Nobody leaves this place without singing the blues.
Do it for Johnny!!
You have controlled your fear. Now, release your anger! Only your...
Knock the cover off the ball!
Lighten up, Francis.
Was it a dream where you were standing in sort of sun-god robes on top...
I remember... the Alamo.
Let me make something clear to you. He doesn't have a name. He has a...
Listen! We ain't partners, we ain't brothers, and we ain't friends!
I thought there was a billion screamin' Chinamen.
Why don't we just pretend he didn't die? Just for a bit.
It's K-K-K-Ken c-c-c-coming to k-k-k-kill me!
Did you try staples?
Backinbowl. Backinbowl.
If you're so hot on discipline then, goddammit, start by accepting...
My theme music. Every good hero should have some.
If you don't go to him now, I'm never going to take you to another...
We lost the suspect, our keys, our car, OUR PANTS!
This house is clean.
You're like one of those Chatty Cathy dolls, except I'm not pulling...
I know a little German. He's sitting over there.
I wish I had someone I could really respect. Hey, look at the cans on...
You're out on the street trying to score an electric blanket, maybe...
You mean I'm not white?!
Someone once wrote "Hell is the impossibility of reason." That's what...
Just like a Wop. Brings a knife to a gunfight.
One Timex digital watch, broken. One unused prophylactic. One soiled.
You shot the invisible swordsman!
Request permission to relieve bladder.
I am your father, Luke. Give in to the dark side of the force, you...
Polite: Would you mind not bobbing your head; the orchestra keeps...
Ho no. I mean, no ho, sergeant. Just plain ho.
Ooook-la-homa! Oklahoma! Oklahoma! Oklahoma!