1.
You realize if we played by the rules, right now we'd be in gym?
2.
It's a big building with patients, but that's not important right now.
3.
Come on guys, by the time we get there the kid won't be dead anymore.
4.
Mr. Nolan, it's for you. It's God. He says we should have girls at Welton.
5.
Terrific!! I've got a trig mid-term tomorrow, and I'm being chased by Guido the killer pimp.
6.
That's not a knife.
7.
Relax, would you? We have fifty dollars and a pair of girls underpants. We're safe as kittens.
8.
If someone asks you if you're a god, you say YES!
9.
Can I borrow your towel, my car just hit a water buffalo.
10.
So it's sorta social. Demented and sad, but social.
11.
Why don't we just pretend he didn't die? Just for a bit.
12.
When it comes down to making out, whenever possible, put on side one of Led Zeppelin IV
13.
This house is clean.
14.
A varmint will never quit - ever. They're like the Viet Cong - Varmint Cong.
15.
God was singing through this little man to all the world, making my defeat more bitter with every passing bar.
16.
Excuse me, sir. Seeing as how the VP is such a VIP, shouldn't we keep the PC on the QT? Cause of the leaks to the VC, he could end up MIA and then we'd all be put out in KP.
17.
Nobody leaves this place without singing the blues.
18.
Not to mention the fact that you're talking to a dead guy! Now what do you think?! You think I'm qualified?
19.
That man right there is my brother and if he doesn't get to watch "People's Court" in about 30 seconds, he's gonna throw a fit right here on your porch.
20.
The glass! Shoot the glass!
21.
Hell, I'd piss on a spark plug if I thought it'd do any good!
22.
Yeah, I was in the show. I was in the show for 21 days once -- the 21 greatest days of my life.
23.
Did you try staples?
24.
Do it for Johnny!!
25.
My girls, sir, they didn't care for the Overlook at first. One of them actually stole a pack of matches and tried to burn it down. But I... CORRECTED them, sir.