Can You Pass This Test? US Citizenship

1. How many stripes are there on the U.S. flag?

10

13

50

51

You're a flag

U r dumb.

Explanation

U r dumb.

2. Who is the chief justice of the Supreme Court today?

Barack Obama

J. Go

Thomas Jefferson

John Roberts Jr.

Bee Are Pee

Bee Are Pee is da bomb!!!!!!!

Explanation

Bee Are Pee is da bomb!!!!!!!

3. When was the Declaration of Independence adopted?

July 4, 1776

July 4, 1787

Jun 29, 2007

July 4, 1876

fun fact: july 4th is the day most people in the south inbreed

Explanation

fun fact: july 4th is the day most people in the south inbreed

4. What is the introduction to the Constitution called?

The Preamble

The Bill of Rights

The Junk

The Declaration of Independence

The introduction

the greatest pre might be prefontaine or the prepubescent years

Explanation

the greatest pre might be prefontaine or the prepubescent years

5. Why did the Pilgrims come to America?

In search of gold

To meet the Indians

For religious freedom

To escape the Revolutionary War

Sex on the beach!

People tend to answer this question with "for freedom of religion". This leaves something wanting. It is simply too vague. If you look in the history books, you will see, the pilgrims came to America for Christian freedom. They didn't like the way the church of England was teaching. It was too controlling. They came to America to Praise the triune God the way they felt was best, without influence from the church of England which is most comparable to the Episcopal church in the U.S. Basically, they wanted more sex in the church away from yellow teeth

Explanation

People tend to answer this question with "for freedom of religion". This leaves something wanting. It is simply too vague. If you look in the history books, you will see, the pilgrims came to America for Christian freedom. They didn't like the way the church of England was teaching. It was too controlling. They came to America to Praise the triune God the way they felt was best, without influence from the church of England which is most comparable to the Episcopal church in the U.S. Basically, they wanted more sex in the church away from yellow teeth

6. What are the first 10 amendments to the Constitution called?

The Preamble

The Bill of Rights

First Ten Amendments

How to lose a girl in 10 men mints

Old man by the sea

10 fingers of fascinations and men who wear wigs

Explanation

10 fingers of fascinations and men who wear wigs

7. What are the 13 original states?

Connecticut, New Hampshire, New York, New Zealand, Massachusetts, Pennsylvania, Ohio, Delaware, Virginia, North Carolina, South Carolina, Georgia, Rhode Island, Maryland

Connecticut, New Hampshire, New York, New Jersey, Massachusetts, Pennsylvania, Delaware, Virginia, North Carolina, South Carolina, Georgia, Rhode Island, Maryland

Connecticut, New York, New Jersey, Massachusetts, Pennsylvania, Delaware, Kentucky, Virginia, North Carolina, South Carolina, Georgia, Rhode Island, Maryland

Arizona, Mexico

free pedro

Explanation

free pedro

8. How many changes or amendments are there to the Constitution?

13

27

10

6

9

i like to ad an amendment that you don't need to be a natural born citizen to run for President.

Explanation

i like to ad an amendment that you don't need to be a natural born citizen to run for President.

9. Who selects the Supreme Court justices?

The Electoral College

Vulcan

They are appointed by the president

The Senate

who should be the next justice?

Explanation

who should be the next justice?

10. Which of these is guaranteed by the First Amendment?

Freedom of the press

Right to bear arms

Right to date a blasian

Right to trial by jury

Right to bend over

lady bedgers, press ur chest against mine

Explanation

lady bedgers, press ur chest against mine

11. How many Supreme Court justices are there?

3

9

10

13

7

The Judiciary Act of 1789 provided for a 6-member Court, with a Chief Justice and 5 Associate Justices. Congress adjusted the size of the Court a number of times through the during the 19th-century. They changed to 9 so they can say it was 6 to 9. 69 FTW!

Explanation

The Judiciary Act of 1789 provided for a 6-member Court, with a Chief Justice and 5 Associate Justices. Congress adjusted the size of the Court a number of times through the during the 19th-century. They changed to 9 so they can say it was 6 to 9. 69 FTW!

12. Who has the power to declare war?

Congress

The president

Chief justice of the Supreme Court

Chairman of the Joint Chiefs of Staff

Seth Pollack

13. Which of the following is NOT one of the constitutional requirements to be eligible to become president?

Must be a white citizen in Arizona

Must have served as a governor

Must be a natural-born citizen of the United States

Must have lived in the United States for at least 14 years

Must be at least 35 years old by the time he/she will serve

sam presti can't run for president

Explanation

sam presti can't run for president

14. Blazers win in

6

7

faq the suns!

Explanation

faq the suns!

15. In what year was the Constitution written?

1776

1787

1999

1812

1001

It was written between May 25 to September 15, 1787. Then it was submitted to the states for ratification, which occurred on July 26, 1789 after the necessary 9 states had ratified it. The United States of America under the new Constitution opened for business on July 30, 1789. The next day, Juwan Howard was born to lead the fab five to two NCAA title games

Explanation

It was written between May 25 to September 15, 1787. Then it was submitted to the states for ratification, which occurred on July 26, 1789 after the necessary 9 states had ratified it. The United States of America under the new Constitution opened for business on July 30, 1789. The next day, Juwan Howard was born to lead the fab five to two NCAA title games

16. What INS form is used to apply to become a naturalized citizen?

Form N-200 "Petition for Naturalization"

N-400 "Application for Naturalization"

Walmart Employee Application

Social Security card

FD-258

17. Who said, "Give me liberty or give me death"?

George Washington

Benjamin Franklin

Juwan Howard

Thomas Jefferson

Patty Henry

"give me a sammich" - Ms. Prez to Prez

Explanation

"give me a sammich" - Ms. Prez to Prez

18. My sources tell me

Nothing

19. How many total representatives are there in Congress?

50

100

102

435

535

535 in Congress. 435 in the House of Representatives.

Explanation

535 in Congress. 435 in the House of Representatives.

20. Which of the following amendments to the Constitution does NOT address or guarantee voting rights?

19th Amendment

24th Amendment

69th Amendment

15th Amendment

7th Amendment

69th amendment allows male BEdgers to have sex with a robot as a valid method to lose their virginity

Explanation

69th amendment allows male BEdgers to have sex with a robot as a valid method to lose their virginity

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21. What do the stripes on the U.S. flag mean?

The Cabinet

One for each state in the Union

You a baller

One for each article of the Constitution

They represent the 13 original states

speaking of which, i need a haircut

Explanation

speaking of which, i need a haircut

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22. Which of these contains three rights or freedoms guaranteed by the Bill of Rights?

Right to life, right to liberty, right to the pursuit of happiness

Freedom of speech, freedom of press, freedom of religion

Freedom to play and destroy opponents post meniscus surgery

Right to protest, right to protection under the law, freedom of religion

Freedom of religion, right to elect representatives, human rights

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