Which Badger (5) Are You?
Take the test to see which member of the Badger 5 you are!(This is a personal/private test for a few members of our school. )
- 1.
You remember the day after that you totally forgot it was your best friend's birthday yesterday. Gulp! How do you react to them?
- A.
Irrelevant. You never forget.
- B.
Sorry, you converted to Jehovah's Witness yesterday, sooo...
- C.
Sorry, you don't believe in birthdays.
- D.
Yeah, sorry... Well, now that that's over, can I 'borrow' some money for the tuck-shop?
- E.
I am a Badger.
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- 2.
There's a fire in your house and you only have time to save one thing! What do you grab?
- A.
Your computer!
- B.
They're going to try to make you burn either way.
- C.
My favourite Converses™!
- D.
Don't bother. Just get out there quickly so you can watch the fire.
- E.
I am a Badger.
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- 3.
As you're walking down the street with a few friends, you spy a lizard on the pavement, looking aggressive. What do you do?
- A.
Just keep walking. It's unimportant anyway.
- B.
Kill it. With a stick!
- C.
Kill it with a stick, while telling everyone the correct way to hold the stick, to grab the lizard by, and how to cook and eat it.
- D.
Scream and run away.
- E.
I am a Badger.
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- 4.
You are given $200 by an elderly relative for your birthday. What's the first thing you spend it on?
- A.
Put it all into a savings account. Smart thinking.
- B.
Spend it all on an a totally neccessary computer peripheral.
- C.
It doesn't matter. Pirate Bay's having their 100% off sale.
- D.
Buy anything new just to show it off to friends.
- E.
I am a Badger.
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- 5.
You've finally arrived at a beautiful beach-side holiday destination. What's the first thing you do?
- A.
Oh man, I'm not even TOUCHING the sand.
- B.
Trick question. I wouldn't leave the house.
- C.
Check for Wi-Fi.
- D.
Run straight to the beachside! (I don't have any shoes anyway)
- E.
I am a Badger.
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- 6.
What is your favourite minority group to make fun of?
- A.
Cody.
- B.
Cody.
- C.
Cody.
- D.
Cody.
- E.
Cody.
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- 7.
A person hands you a gun and offers you $1000 to kill someone for him. You won't get caught. How do you respond?
- A.
Screw it, you'll do it for FREE!
- B.
Run away screaming.
- C.
You do realize it's illegal, right?
- D.
Pick up gun and pistol-whip him in the face.
- E.
I am a Badger.
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- 8.
You've organized with a few buddies to get together and play a Tabletop Role-Playing game. What character type do you play?
- A.
Charismatic All-Rounder. When the team inevitably gets in trouble, you're there to save the day.
- B.
The one causing all the trouble.
- C.
Screw it. I'll go DM, even if it kills them.
- D.
...Sorry, I have a Careers Meeting on that day.
- E.
I am a Badger.
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- 9.
Movie time! You're sitting down to watch a movie for the night. What genre do you aim for?
- A.
Something cool and action-orientated. Awesome!
- B.
Something comedic. I like a good laugh.
- C.
It doesn't matter anyway, I've already seen it.
- D.
Something teen-y, dark and gritty.
- E.
I am a Badger.
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- 10.
As part of a school initiative, you are required to take up at least one sport. What do you choose?
- A.
How about just a little bit of... EVERYTHING!
- B.
Soccer is such a pansy sport. Lawn Bowls is for you.
- C.
BASKETBALL FTW!
- D.
*cough cough*, sorry, you're sick on that day. Every week.
- E.
I am a Badger.
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- 11.
For talking loudly during class, you are given a DEMERIT! How do you react to such a crime?
- A.
What's a demerit?
- B.
Yes! Finally, you've been trying for some time.
- C.
Well, you do talk INCREDIBLY loudly....
- D.
Try every possible measure to get it out of your record book.
- E.
I am a Badger.
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- 12.
You're walking down a back alley, alone, when you are jumped by a bare-handed criminal. How do you fight him?
- A.
Using full body weight and practiced skill, successfully use your strength to bring him down.
- B.
Using full body weight and practiced skill, UNsuccessfully use your strength to bring him down.
- C.
Use your patented Fight-Or-Flight™ method. Because... pacifism?
- D.
Tell them to stop, because you're lazy. Then, if they don't comply, smash the s*** out of them.
- E.
I am a Badger.
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- 13.
If you have, one shot, one opportunity, to seize everything you ever wanted, in one moment, would you capture it, or just let it slip?
- A.
Just let it slip.
- B.
Capture it.
- C.
Your palms are sweaty, knees week arms are heavy, there's vomit on your sweater already, mom's spaghetti... Sorry, you just really like Eminem.
- D.
Is that Welsh Heavy Metal?
- E.
I am a Badger.
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- 14.
Ouch! It appears you're quite under the weather. What was the cause or impairment?
- A.
Cracked a rib coughing. And I have a lung infection, and a migrane, and a really bad rash.
- B.
Definitely a sporting injury. From sports.
- C.
Playing soccer. I mean, he ALMOST tripped me!
- D.
Never! I just don't go outside.
- E.
I am a Badger.
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- 15.
You spy an injured animal on the side of the road. What do you do?
- A.
Huh, that's kind of cool.
- B.
Throw up. There's blood all over!
- C.
Meh. It's just an animal.
- D.
Smash it's head open with a rock, then take a selfie.
- E.
I am a Badger.
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- 16.
You begin talking with a girl, and she appears to be getting seductive. How do you respond?
- A.
Sorry ladies, I'm asexual.
- B.
Get really nervous as your VOICE GOES UP AN OCTAVE, making shitty puns.
- C.
Walk away. A girlfriend is too much time and effort.
- D.
Carefully respond, analyzing answers and girl.
- E.
I am a Badger.
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- 17.
Your friend is being bullied! How do you react?
- A.
Stop them. Your friends are your friends, whatever the cost.
- B.
Ha! They totally deserve it.
- C.
Meh. It'll all blow over soon.
- D.
If you can't beat 'em, join 'em! Or, just join 'em anyway.
- E.
I am a Badger.
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- 18.
You find yourself getting into a heated argument with a friend. What do you do to maintain the upper hand?
- A.
Stay cool and casual, using this ability to stay on top.
- B.
Argue for the sake of it. Fun!
- C.
Start quoting as much evidence as you can, getting increasingly smarmy about it.
- D.
Get more and more opinionated as your argument begins to slide downhill, quoting unreliable sources left, right and centre.
- E.
I am a Badger.
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- 19.
You've been chosen for your school music performance. What's your role in the band?
- A.
That's right. You actually play an instrument.
- B.
Are turntables an instrument?
- C.
You dunno. Music technician?
- D.
You really have no idea how to play anything.
- E.
I am a Badger.
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- 20.
Boo! Something scary happens! What is it?
- A.
Blood. Eugh.
- B.
CLOWNS! OH GOD, CLOWNS! Give me an axe.
- C.
Doona Covers. Long story.
- D.
Lemme see... snakes, the sea, small spaces, spiders, heights, scary movies, menu screens... Yeah, just about everything.
- E.
I am a Badger.
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- 21.
You are appointed the prefect of a club at your school! What club is it?
- A.
Why bother with clubs? Much too low-key for someone such as you.
- B.
Definitely technology.
- C.
A steampunk-themed dance club with a real disco vibe.
- D.
A very heavy one, with big spikes on the end.
- E.
I am a Badger.
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- 22.
You pick up a pencil (because you have yet to earn your pen licence). What hand is it in?
- A.
Your left. Woo, Leftie Patriotism!
- B.
Sorry, but I'm actually ambidextrous. Please.
- C.
You're a proud rightie. Death to Lefties!
- D.
Does it really even matter?
- E.
I am a Badger.
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- 23.
You wake up on a weekend. What's the first thing you put on to go outside?
- A.
Skinny jeans and formal black clothing.
- B.
Adidas shorts. JUST Adidas shorts.
- C.
Whatever your mum bought you.
- D.
Whatever you wore for the whole last week.
- E.
I am a Badger.
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- 24.
You get a Maths test back and, surprise, it's an A+! How do you react?
- A.
Oh, absolutely EVERYONE within earshot has to know.
- B.
Sweeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeet!
- C.
...Just as you expected. You didn't study, after all.
- D.
Not bad.... Hmm, what's up with Question 6?
- E.
I am a Badger.
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- 25.
Look-alikes! People always say you look like...
- A.
Anakin Skywalker.
- B.
Ron Weasley.
- C.
You don't know. but they're very handsome.
- D.
A sheep.
- E.
I am a Badger.
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