I took the crown at the point of my sword!
I was the rightful heir yet I had to fight hard to secure my birthright.
I umm stole the throne...but I was way more popular than the actually heir.
I inherited my throne as the eldest surviving son in accordance with the primogenitor system of inheritance.
I inherited my throne as the eldest surviving son in accordance with the primogenitor system of inheritance. After I killed my nephew.
The tournament? I love it! I even have my own King Arthur costume I use whenever I compete!
I think they're a complete waste of time.
I think they're pretty cool and I've even been know to knock lances myself occasionally.
A tournament eh? Sounds like an excuses for my nobles to gather so they can plot against me. I'll put a stop to this.
I don't hate the French but their King keeps trying to steal my land!
I hate the French but I loathe the Scottish.
I hate the Scottish but I loathe the French.
The French and the Scottish? They're ok, I'm much more worried about the people who're suppose to be on my side.
I'm pretty ambivalent to either of them, maybe I'll conqueror them one day if I ever get bored enough.
Steal the candy from the baby.
Give the baby your autograph. They'll appreciate it when they're older.
Ride past. Why should you care?
Ride past. Burn the village your in to the ground and carry off all the loot.
Why would someone leave a baby all alone? Wait with the pram until the babies mother returns.
I wasn't bad but i have people to do that sort of thing for me now.
I've mastered the noble art of hiding beneath the bed until my enemies give up and go home.
I'm pretty competent but I prefer to use violence only as a last resort.
You'll have to search pretty hard to find a knight who can match me in the art of combat.
If the Terminator and Rambo somehow had a son that was then trained by the ghost of Bruce Lee I could beat up that son.
No they're smelly barbarians.
Not really but as long as they pay there taxes I don't really care what they get up to.
While I'm certainly not one of them I have warmed towards them. For one thing their legal system is fascinating and basically runs itself.
Oh the English, yes charming people. I do wish they'd stop rebelling though.
Of course after all I am English.
Shamefully I have yet to sire an heir.
They say a fathers love for his child is eternal and unconditional but it's not. It's really not.
I do love my children but the little brats don't make it easy for me.
I don't really pay attention to any of them.
I love all of my children and I always try to support them and set them up with good jobs.
I agree to their demands, then when they let their guard down I have them arrested and beheaded.
I have their hands and feet cut off before killing everyone they know...if they're lucky.
I send them a strongly worded letter asking them to desist from any traitorous behavior
I ride out to meet them in glorious combat in accordance with the chivalric code.
I use my army to burn all their lands down until they surrender. Then i behead them.