Which Medieval King Of England Are You?

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Which Medieval King Of England Are You?

Noble Knight or Bloodthirsty tyrant which King are you most like?


Questions and Answers
  • 1. 
    How did you become king?
    • A. 

      I took the crown at the point of my sword!

    • B. 

      I was the rightful heir yet I had to fight hard to secure my birthright.

    • C. 

      I umm stole the throne...but I was way more popular than the actually heir.

    • D. 

      I inherited my throne as the eldest surviving son in accordance with the primogenitor system of inheritance.

    • E. 

      I inherited my throne as the eldest surviving son in accordance with the primogenitor system of inheritance. After I killed my nephew.

  • 2. 
    Its the obligatory what is your favourite colour question! What is your favourite colour?
    • A. 

      Red

    • B. 

      Blue

    • C. 

      Purple

    • D. 

      Green

    • E. 

      Gold

  • 3. 
    How do you feel about the tournament?
    • A. 

      Que?

    • B. 

      The tournament? I love it! I even have my own King Arthur costume I use whenever I compete!

    • C. 

      I think they're a complete waste of time.

    • D. 

      I think they're pretty cool and I've even been know to knock lances myself occasionally.

    • E. 

      A tournament eh? Sounds like an excuses for my nobles to gather so they can plot against me. I'll put a stop to this.

  • 4. 
    Who do you hate the most the French or the Scottish?
    • A. 

      I don't hate the French but their King keeps trying to steal my land!

    • B. 

      I hate the French but I loathe the Scottish.

    • C. 

      I hate the Scottish but I loathe the French.

    • D. 

      The French and the Scottish? They're ok, I'm much more worried about the people who're suppose to be on my side.

    • E. 

      I'm pretty ambivalent to either of them, maybe I'll conqueror them one day if I ever get bored enough.

  • 5. 
    You see a baby In an unattned pram, it appears to be eating some sort of confectionary. What do you do?
    • A. 

      Steal the candy from the baby.

    • B. 

      Give the baby your autograph. They'll appreciate it when they're older.

    • C. 

      Ride past. Why should you care?

    • D. 

      Ride past. Burn the village your in to the ground and carry off all the loot.

    • E. 

      Why would someone leave a baby all alone? Wait with the pram until the babies mother returns.

  • 6. 
    How good at fighting are you?
    • A. 

      I wasn't bad but i have people to do that sort of thing for me now.

    • B. 

      I've mastered the noble art of hiding beneath the bed until my enemies give up and go home.

    • C. 

      I'm pretty competent but I prefer to use violence only as a last resort.

    • D. 

      You'll have to search pretty hard to find a knight who can match me in the art of combat.

    • E. 

      If the Terminator and Rambo somehow had a son that was then trained by the ghost of Bruce Lee I could beat up that son.

  • 7. 
    What is your favourite genre of movies?
    • A. 

      Action

    • B. 

      Horror

    • C. 

      Comedy

    • D. 

      Thriller

    • E. 

      Musicals

  • 8. 
    Do you feel any affinity with the English?
    • A. 

      No they're smelly barbarians.

    • B. 

      Not really but as long as they pay there taxes I don't really care what they get up to.

    • C. 

      While I'm certainly not one of them I have warmed towards them. For one thing their legal system is fascinating and basically runs itself.

    • D. 

      Oh the English, yes charming people. I do wish they'd stop rebelling though.

    • E. 

      Of course after all I am English.

  • 9. 
    How do you feel about your children?
    • A. 

      Shamefully I have yet to sire an heir.

    • B. 

      They say a fathers love for his child is eternal and unconditional but it's not. It's really not.

    • C. 

      I do love my children but the little brats don't make it easy for me.

    • D. 

      I don't really pay attention to any of them.

    • E. 

      I love all of my children and I always try to support them and set them up with good jobs.

  • 10. 
    How do you deal with tratiors?
    • A. 

      I agree to their demands, then when they let their guard down I have them arrested and beheaded.

    • B. 

      I have their hands and feet cut off before killing everyone they know...if they're lucky.

    • C. 

      I send them a strongly worded letter asking them to desist from any traitorous behavior

    • D. 

      I ride out to meet them in glorious combat in accordance with the chivalric code.

    • E. 

      I use my army to burn all their lands down until they surrender. Then i behead them.