A tight dress that shows off all of my assets!
A flirty, flowy ensemble
Skinny jeans and a comfortable shirt
Any that's shinny, so I stand out!
Explain to them calmly and logically that I did not do it
Laugh at the accusation. I don't sweat it! I know what I do and do not do.
Tell them I did it, so they won't be mad at me
Smile seductively and assure them they are mistaken
Be my typical fabulous self! How could they NOT want to be with me?
By flirting with them and playing up my good looks
I'm not really looking for romance right now
Make a list of all of the reasons why I like them and give it to them
I'm at home, cleaning, cooking, and dancing around the house
I'm reading a book on the couch
I'm going out on the town with all of my friends!
I'm going on a date
In the shower
At a karaoke bar
On a stage
I don't sing
That I am not special
That I too big to love
That I am too clingy
That I am too picky
I am confident
I am fierce
I am a "total package"
I am comfortable in my own skin
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