Would You Rather Questions Funny

Live one 1,000-year life?

Or live ten 100-year lives?

Neither

Feel like you need to sneeze and not be able to for the rest of your life?

Have hiccups for the rest of your life?

IDK

Have the ability to read minds? (You will be illiterate.)

Or have just have the ability to read?

Neither

Watch your parents have sex every day for a year? (I’m sorry)

Or join in once to make it stop? (I’m sorry)

IDK

Eat chocolate-flavored poop?

Or eat poop-flavored chocolate?

Both

They are top-half fish?

Or they are bottom-half fish?

IDK

Fart popcorn?

Or have your past and future web browsing history available to everyone?

IDK

Go to Hogwarts and still be a muggle?

Or live in a world with Pokemon, but only be able to catch Magikarps?

Nothing

Have a bell go off every single time you were aroused?

Feel a sharp pain in your side every single time someone said your name?

Neither