My first cousin, which is okay because he's not my legit cousin.
He's a sweet guy really, but he forgot to call me last night!
Well, I have this boyfriend but I'm into more than one guy at the moment...if you catch my drift!
The nice, jock kinda guy.
If he's foreign and smart, I'm in!
I want to be accepted by my friends while being myself, which is tricky.
To make people's lives miserable. And I want to lose three pounds.
To be an artist.
I want to be a weather woman!
I want everyone to love me!
My boobs have "special talents"!
I'm smart even if I don't really show it.
I can manipulate most situations and still be liked.
My friends can tell me everything!
I don't give a crap about being popular, it's overrated.
That I'm a dumb bimbo that doesn't know anything.
That I can't keep secrets!
That I'm obsessed with being just like my friends.
That I am a total bitch!
That I'm a lesbian who has a crush on the biggest bitch in the school.
I do sneaky acts of revenge, like having someone rub foot cream on their face.
I manipulate people until I'm back on top.
I cry and weep and reveal secrets to my friends.
I make up a really lame excuse or apology because I can't think of anything better at the moment.
I can dig myself in to really, really deep holes but by straight up apologizing I manage to escape.
I like to go to parties with my best friends and learn their secrets when they're drunk.
I'll just do what my friends do, but most likely my night will be ruined somehow.
I like to go to parties and try to ruin someone's life while I'm at it.
At home, watching horror movies with my best friends.
Party in slutty costumes!
Yes, and I'm such a good friend, I keep all their secrets!
Yes, but they all think I'm an idiot so they're not very nice.
Yes, but the real question is: are they good friends?
Not really, but the ones I have I love and share common interests with.
Yes, but they'd better remember that I am in charge.
No, thank god!
Duh. Everybody loves me.
Yes, thanks to my new friends.
Of course, I mean, my dad DID invent Toaster Strudel.
Yes! I'm so popular "popular" is the only word I know how to spell!