How To Join The Mafia?

8 Questions | By Mrlnda | Updated: Mar 20, 2022 | Attempts: 716

If you’re going to want that $52,000 golf cart or an expensive Rolex, the salary from your day gig just ain't going to cut it. Want a lucrative side career? Why not join the Mafia! This quiz will give you some tips how to join!

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Be Italian

We’ve all seen "Goodfellas" and we know that Ray Liotta’s Henry Hill could never be a "made man" because he was half Irish and half Italian. The rule is, you’ve gotta be Italian to join the mob. Even if this wasn’t one of the principles of "La Cosa Nostra," you’d have to be a real douche to try to climb up the ranks of the mob with the last name "Hill." Can you imagine having a bunch of gorilla-sized, hairy-knuckled Italian dudes reporting to "Don Hill"? Not gonna happen. If you’re not Italian, don’t waste your time with the Mafia like Hill and Jimmy Conway (the character played by Robert De Niro in "Goodfellas") did. There are plenty of other crime organizations with their own unique sets of guidelines you can try to join, like the Latin Kings, the Yakuza or the Bloods.

Go to jail

Jail, like middle school, is a desperate place where lots of life-long relationships are forged. When you’re thrown in with the worst-of-the-worst, you have to prove you can hang with the big boys or the big boys will be shoving their big members down your throat.

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Questions and Answers

1.

You've been put on a crew assigned to knocking off a bank, which job do you get?
- A.
  
  The brains in charge of the operation.
- B.
  
  The getaway driver.
- C.
  
  The lookout.
- D.
  
  The gunman.
- E.
  
  The insider.
2.

Which city would you run if you were a Mafia Boss?
- A.
  
  Chicago
- B.
  
  Boston
- C.
  
  New York
- D.
  
  Las Vegas
- E.
  
  San Francisco
3.

You want to send a message to a rival gang that their days are numbered, what do you do?
- A.
  
  Whack any member of their gang that you can get your hands on.
- B.
  
  Send a dove with no head, peace is over.
- C.
  
  Send their Don's hat with a fish in it, because he's sleeping with the fishes.
- D.
  
  Send an email.
- E.
  
  What message, and let them know we're coming?
4.

Everyone in the Mafia has a nickname, what would yours be?
- A.
  
  Gunner
- B.
  
  Hitman
- C.
  
  Sniper
- D.
  
  Killer
- E.
  
  Dragon
5.

Some deadbeat won't pay up on his gambling debts, what do you do?
- A.
  
  Have him pay you back in trade: information, goods, whatever he has.
- B.
  
  Break his legs, send him a message.
- C.
  
  Keep him in your debt, you like that he owes you big, you can cash it in later with a favor.
- D.
  
  Order a hit. Can't have guys like that making me look bad.
- E.
  
  Order a hit. Can't have guys like that making me look bad.
6.

Which Mafia character do you respect the most?
- A.
  
  Frank Costello, The Departed
- B.
  
  Tony Montana, Scarface
- C.
  
  Michael Corleone, Godfather
- D.
  
  Sonny, A Bronx Tale
- E.
  
  Henry Hill, Goodfellas
7.

What would it take for you to clip your Boss?
- A.
  
  Nothing, I would never do that
- B.
  
  If things got too hot, I'd leave.
- C.
  
  I'd do it if he was being reckless and endangering the family.
- D.
  
  If he murdered someone in a family.
- E.
  
  If I found out all the awful things he's done.
8.

Sometimes you gotta get your hands dirty. In a fight, you like to?
- A.
  
  Beat the guy with your bare hands.
- B.
  
  I don't have to get my hands dirty, I have guys to do that stuff for me.
- C.
  
  Use a baseball bat. Blunt and you don't need a license.
- D.
  
  I really don't like to fight.
- E.
  
  Use a gun, keeps me a safe distance away, and usually you show that and the other guy runs.