How To Join The Mafia?

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How To Join The Mafia? - Quiz

If you’re going to want that $52,000 golf cart or an expensive Rolex, the salary from your day gig just ain't going to cut it. Want a lucrative side career? Why not join the Mafia! This quiz will give you some tips how to join!


Questions and Answers
  • 1. 
    You've been put on a crew assigned to knocking off a bank, which job do you get?
    • A. 

      The brains in charge of the operation.

    • B. 

      The getaway driver.

    • C. 

      The lookout.

    • D. 

      The gunman.

    • E. 

      The insider.

  • 2. 
    Which city would you run if you were a Mafia Boss?
    • A. 

      Chicago

    • B. 

      Boston

    • C. 

      New York

    • D. 

      Las Vegas

    • E. 

      San Francisco

  • 3. 
    You want to send a message to a rival gang that their days are numbered, what do you do?
    • A. 

      Whack any member of their gang that you can get your hands on.

    • B. 

      Send a dove with no head, peace is over.

    • C. 

      Send their Don's hat with a fish in it, because he's sleeping with the fishes.

    • D. 

      Send an email.

    • E. 

      What message, and let them know we're coming?

  • 4. 
    Everyone in the Mafia has a nickname, what would yours be?
    • A. 

      Gunner

    • B. 

      Hitman

    • C. 

      Sniper

    • D. 

      Killer

    • E. 

      Dragon

  • 5. 
    Some deadbeat won't pay up on his gambling debts, what do you do?
    • A. 

      Have him pay you back in trade: information, goods, whatever he has.

    • B. 

      Break his legs, send him a message.

    • C. 

      Keep him in your debt, you like that he owes you big, you can cash it in later with a favor.

    • D. 

      Order a hit. Can't have guys like that making me look bad.

    • E. 

      Order a hit. Can't have guys like that making me look bad.

  • 6. 
    Which Mafia character do you respect the most?
    • A. 

      Frank Costello, The Departed

    • B. 

      Tony Montana, Scarface

    • C. 

      Michael Corleone, Godfather

    • D. 

      Sonny, A Bronx Tale

    • E. 

      Henry Hill, Goodfellas

  • 7. 
    What would it take for you to clip your Boss?
    • A. 

      Nothing, I would never do that

    • B. 

      If things got too hot, I'd leave.

    • C. 

      I'd do it if he was being reckless and endangering the family.

    • D. 

      If he murdered someone in a family.

    • E. 

      If I found out all the awful things he's done.

  • 8. 
    Sometimes you gotta get your hands dirty. In a fight, you like to?
    • A. 

      Beat the guy with your bare hands.

    • B. 

      I don't have to get my hands dirty, I have guys to do that stuff for me.

    • C. 

      Use a baseball bat. Blunt and you don't need a license.

    • D. 

      I really don't like to fight.

    • E. 

      Use a gun, keeps me a safe distance away, and usually you show that and the other guy runs.

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