How To Join The Mafia?

1. What would it take for you to clip your Boss?

Nothing, I would never do that

If things got too hot, I'd leave.

I'd do it if he was being reckless and endangering the family.

If he murdered someone in a family.

If I found out all the awful things he's done.

2. Sometimes you gotta get your hands dirty. In a fight, you like to?

Beat the guy with your bare hands.

I don't have to get my hands dirty, I have guys to do that stuff for me.

Use a baseball bat. Blunt and you don't need a license.

I really don't like to fight.

Use a gun, keeps me a safe distance away, and usually you show that and the other guy runs.

3. You've been put on a crew assigned to knocking off a bank, which job do you get?

The brains in charge of the operation.

The getaway driver.

The lookout.

The gunman.

The insider.

4. Which city would you run if you were a Mafia Boss?

Chicago

Boston

New York

Las Vegas

San Francisco

5. Which Mafia character do you respect the most?

Frank Costello, The Departed

Tony Montana, Scarface

Michael Corleone, Godfather

Sonny, A Bronx Tale

Henry Hill, Goodfellas

6. You want to send a message to a rival gang that their days are numbered, what do you do?

Whack any member of their gang that you can get your hands on.

Send a dove with no head, peace is over.

Send their Don's hat with a fish in it, because he's sleeping with the fishes.

Send an email.

What message, and let them know we're coming?

7. Everyone in the Mafia has a nickname, what would yours be?

Gunner

Hitman

Sniper

Killer

Dragon

8. Some deadbeat won't pay up on his gambling debts, what do you do?

Have him pay you back in trade: information, goods, whatever he has.

Keep him in your debt, you like that he owes you big, you can cash it in later with a favor.

Break his legs, send him a message.

Order a hit. Can't have guys like that making me look bad.