What "Last Of The Mohicans" Character Are You?

1. Who is your favorite President?

Theodore Roosevelt

Thomas Jefferson

Abraham Lincoln

John F. Kennedy Jr.

James Polk

About This Quiz

Answer the following questions to determine which character from the movie "Last of the Mohicans" you most closely resemble.

2. Vacation time! What sort of trip are you planning?

I'm traveling on foot through the Scottish highlands with nothing but a bottle of scotch for accompaniment.

Oops. Already took my vacation time when I up and drove through 22 states to see my favorite band play.

I plan on visiting a grotto in northern Saskatchewan where a young man dove into a pond said to point you in the direction of your soulmate in the middle of winter and, alas, froze to death.

None. I'm going to the bar 'round the corner and drinking.

Barcelona. I'll walk up and down the Ramblas, talking to everyone I meet, staying out until the sun comes up.

3. A friend drags you to a party where you know not a single person. What do you do?

Quietly mingle before meeting someone who is amazingly interesting and spend the remainder of the night talking to him or her.

Get drunk and pontificate loudly on the state of the economy.

Circulate, introducing yourself to everyone, and wind up making 37 new friends.

Stay for awhile but eventually make an unnoticed escape.

Stand in the corner, silently and awkwardly clutching to a cocktail for support.

4. It has been determined that you must learn how to dance. What dance are you going to learn?

The Hustle.

Salsa.

Ballet

Grizzly Bear.

Slow Waltz.

5. Your significant other has just ended your relationship by revealing they had been seeing someone else for the past several months. What is your reaction?

You binge drink for a night and then wake up, put yourself together, talk to that person you've been eyeing in the office, and ask them out.

You are sad but you take the high road and tell them, "Good luck and goodbye."

Shoot the bitch/bastard down.

You appear to take the high road only to carefully reveal something fervently embarassing about the person which they had never told anyone else to one of their friends and watch as it slowly makes its way throughout the room.

You think of 2,700 of the most hateful things imaginable to yell and then instead say, "Well, I probably deserved it."