How Well Do You Know Desandnate?
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Let's find out.
- 1.
In 'Christmas Boners' Destery dances to rave music with what animal as his head?
- A.
Duck.
- B.
Moose.
- C.
Squirrel.
Correct Answer
B. Moose.Explanation
Destery dances to rave music with a moose head. This suggests that he is wearing a costume or a mask of a moose while dancing. The question implies that "Christmas Boners" is a context or a video where this dancing takes place.Rate this question:
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- 2.
Des and Nate are brothers.
- A.
True
- B.
False
Correct Answer
B. False -
- 3.
The difference between Scene and Emo is that Scene people..
- A.
Don't cut themselves.
- B.
Have bitchin' hair.
- C.
Listen to better music.
Correct Answer
B. Have bitchin' hair.Explanation
The correct answer is "have bitchin' hair." This suggests that the main difference between Scene and Emo people is their hairstyle. While Scene people are known for their trendy and fashionable hair, the other options of not cutting themselves and listening to better music do not specifically define the difference between the two groups.Rate this question:
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- 4.
Destery's last name is..
- A.
Brennan.
- B.
Napalm.
- C.
Smith.
- D.
Moore.
Correct Answer
D. Moore.Explanation
The question asks for Destery's last name, and the correct answer is "Moore". This suggests that Destery's last name is Moore.Rate this question:
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- 5.
Which are titles of DesAndNate videos?
- A.
School Nipples.
- B.
Horses Suck.
- C.
Valentines Love.
- D.
Your Mom.
- E.
Kissing Sandra Bullock.
- F.
Obama's Nuthair.
- G.
Halloween Farts.
- H.
Wal-mart at Night.
Correct Answer(s)
A. School Nipples.
C. Valentines Love.
G. Halloween Farts.Explanation
The given titles, "School Nipples," "Valentines Love," and "Halloween Farts," are all titles of DesAndNate videos.Rate this question:
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- 6.
I swear to God, I will stab you in the jugular with a _______ ______ ______ ____.
Correct Answer(s)
freshly sliced orange peel.Explanation
The phrase "I swear to God, I will stab you in the jugular with a freshly sliced orange peel" is meant to be a humorous or exaggerated threat. It suggests that the speaker will harm the person with something seemingly harmless, like a freshly sliced orange peel, which is not typically associated with violence. The absurdity of the threat adds to the humor of the statement.Rate this question:
- 7.
What's on Destery's christmas list?
- A.
'YOUR MOM ON MY BED!'
- B.
'YOU, LEGS SPREAD!'
- C.
'GIVE ME HEAD!'
- D.
'SEEING YOUR DOG DEAD!'
- E.
'FUCKING TED!'
- F.
'EATING LEAD!'
- G.
'TED FUCKING NED'
- H.
'SEX UNTIL I SEE RED!'
Correct Answer
B. 'YOU, LEGS SPREAD!' -
- 8.
"Harrassment, Destery, they can get you on harrassment."
- A.
Well, then they better read up on their 'date-rape'.
- B.
I'll harass your cave of wonders with my magical lamp! Vagina!
- C.
Oh, sorry. I just couldn't stand how sexy you are. ;D
- D.
Oh.. well, in that case, I wasn't talking to you.. I was talking to Squigee, the rainbow squid.
- E.
Fuck you, I'll do what I want.
Correct Answer
B. I'll harass your cave of wonders with my magical lamp! Vagina! -
- 9.
Destery walks in a plastic surgeon's office to get..
- A.
A boob job.
- B.
A penis extension.
- C.
A nipple extension.
- D.
A butt enhancement.
Correct Answer
C. A nipple extension.Explanation
The correct answer is "a nipple extension." This means that Destery walks into a plastic surgeon's office to get a procedure done to extend or enhance their nipples.Rate this question:
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- 10.
Hi, I'm ______ _______. Let's see.. I like chewing, eating spoons, but, mostly, I like to tie my balls to a stool and throw 'em against a wall."
- A.
Nate Napalm.
- B.
Bob the Builder.
- C.
Destery.
- D.
Cletus Dugumfree.
- E.
Nicholas Cage.
Correct Answer
D. Cletus Dugumfree. -
- 11.
In 'School Nipples', Destery's shirt says..
- A.
Music is my business.
- B.
Music=life.
- C.
I love music.
- D.
Peace. Love. Music.
Correct Answer
A. Music is my business.Explanation
The correct answer is "Music is my business." This is because the question asks what is written on Destery's shirt in "School Nipples," and out of the given options, "Music is my business" is the only one that matches the description. The other options mention music, but they do not specifically state that it is Destery's business.Rate this question:
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- 12.
When someone really annoying comes up to him, what does Destery say to get away?
- A.
Oh, sorry, I have to go to class.
- B.
Aw, hey, you know what? I really wanna hear your story, but I just ate a $3 burrito, and I've got to poop really bad. Really bad.
- C.
Man, I forgot my binder in my backpack, I gotta go.
- D.
NIPPLES.
Correct Answer
B. Aw, hey, you know what? I really wanna hear your story, but I just ate a $3 burrito, and I've got to poop really bad. Really bad. -
- 13.
Tamone gets a jetpack and shoots off to the moon where he finds..
- A.
Himself. :]
- B.
A Muslim archer making salsa.
- C.
An Islamic robin hood making chili.
- D.
A Christian sniper baking a fuckin' cake.
Correct Answer
B. A Muslim archer making salsa.Explanation
The answer "a Muslim archer making salsa" is unexpected and humorous because it combines two unrelated elements, a Muslim archer and salsa-making. This answer plays on the idea of a surprising and unlikely scenario, which adds to the humor of the situation.Rate this question:
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- 14.
'9 1/2? 9 1/2!?! I am going to go ______________________________________. You made me do that because of this confusing title.'
- A.
Kidnap your children and rape them, dressed up as Michael Jackson.
- B.
Bring Star Wars to life as my life and join my father in the Dark Side.
- C.
Stab you in the jugular with a freshly sliced orange peel.
- D.
Make your mother scream my name in your bed while your dad's at work.
- E.
Kill a magician, and where him as an outfit to go traveling to Hawaii.
- F.
Climb in your windows, snatch your people up, so you need to hide your kid, hide your wife, and hide your husband. 'Cuz, they raping errbody out herr.
Correct Answer
E. Kill a magician, and where him as an outfit to go traveling to Hawaii. -
- 15.
What aisle do you find Hookers in walmart?
- A.
Cupcake aisle.
- B.
Used hardware.
- C.
Toys.
Correct Answer
A. Cupcake aisle.Explanation
The question is a joke or a play on words. The term "hookers" is commonly used to refer to prostitutes, but in this context, it is referring to the small metal hooks used to hang items. The answer "cupcake aisle" is a humorous response, as it suggests that the "hookers" can be found in the aisle where cupcakes are sold, playing on the double meaning of the word.Rate this question:
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- 16.
What's the worst fart excuse ever?
- A.
Oh, man, it was my dog.
- B.
Barking spider.
- C.
The letter Q.
- D.
Batman.
- E.
Creaky floorboards.
Correct Answer
B. Barking spider.Explanation
The phrase "barking spider" is a humorous and commonly used excuse for farting. It is a made-up term used to suggest that the sound of the fart was actually caused by a spider. This excuse is often used sarcastically or as a joke to avoid embarrassment or to add humor to the situation.Rate this question:
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- 17.
At night, what does the stale Wal-mart smell you're always used to turn into?
- A.
Your mom's crotch.
- B.
A barely concealed dead body.
- C.
A tortured eagle penis.
Correct Answer
C. A tortured eagle penis. -
- 18.
'Hello there. Can I help you find something?' 'OH GOD, no, thank you.'
- A.
Well, too bad. 'Cuz TONIGHT, WE DINE IN HELL!'
- B.
We have a glorious selection of low-fat yogurts.
- C.
Squirrels.
Correct Answer
B. We have a glorious selection of low-fat yogurts. -
- 19.
Hi, my name is.. it's been forever since I've made a video. And the reason behind that is.. SWINE FLU! Haha, no, it's ______.
- A.
Herpes.
- B.
Gonorrhea
- C.
I don't have any legs.
Correct Answer
A. Herpes.Explanation
The correct answer is "Herpes." The person in the video mentions that it has been a long time since they made a video, and the reason behind it is herpes, not swine flu or not having any legs. This implies that the person has been dealing with the effects or symptoms of herpes, which has prevented them from making videos.Rate this question:
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- 20.
What is Destery's very serious condition, that's very rare?
- A.
He loves movies.
- B.
His milkshakes bring all the boys to the yard.
- C.
He's got that boom-boom-pow.
Correct Answer
B. His milkshakes bring all the boys to the yard. -
- 21.
Who do you like more, Destery or Nathan?
- A.
Destery, for sure!
- B.
Nathan! He's awesome!!
- C.
I love both of them equally. ^^
- D.
To be honest, I've never watched DesAndNate, I just took this for the hell of it.
Correct Answer
A. Destery, for sure!Explanation
The given answer suggests that the person prefers Destery over Nathan. The person is confident in their choice and expresses their preference for Destery.Rate this question:
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