CSI Policies Quiz

The Lewis and Clark Humane Society

Either the Commissioner or Deputy

Your direct supervisor

Director of the San Diego Zoo

The Legislative Council in conjunction with the Helena Police Dept

Light up at your desk

Hit the bathroom for a quick puff or two

Get a group of like minded people and smoke in the elevator

Smoke at least 30 feet from the building

Smoke in the conference room, but only cigarettes, no cigars or pipes

State business items to include travel

Occasional meals and drinks when the mood hits you

Annuities

Gas for motor pool vehicles, CSI vehicles and your personal car/boat

Pizza delivery

Cut offs and a Bon Jovi tee shirt

Business casual clothes

A rented tux or formal gown

Sweatpants, flip flops and a "Save the Friggin Whales" sweatshirt

Come to work au natural

Place a fruitcake on each desk, with an attached bill that shows the CSI employee that they owe the school $27.75

Have your daughter go office to office in an attempt to sell the fruitcakes. She can even break into the conference room if there is a group gathered there

Have your daughter sit on the mail desk counter and have her yell "fruitcakes for sale" - over and over

Have your daughter set up in the reception area or break room to sell her fruitcakes

Send three fruitcakes to each employee's home address. Have your daughter go office to office to collect money for the cakes

Explain that your ex brother-in-law is a weasel and insurance fraud is just the tip of the iceberg. Describe your opinions of the investigation and any incidental factoids you might have about the slimey guy

Tell them "none of your beeswax" and hang up on them

Give them a few names of consumers that are involved in the investigation and tell them to give those folks a call

Give them the Commissioner's cell phone number

Ask them to contact the CSI Public Information Officer or one of the deputies

You can use vacation credits after 2 hours of worktime

You can use vacation credits after 2 weeks of worktime

You can use vacation credits after 2 months of worktime

You can use vacation credits after 6 months of worktime

You can check into the Hotel California, but you can never check out

25 minutes, at most

A full year

Twelve (12) weeks

Six (6) weeks

Four (4) days

Ignore their comments. No matter how bad the harrasment is, it is still better than your previous job at Zoonie's Quick Burger Shack.

Tell your pastor or a trusted friend and hope for the best

Document the harrasment with entries on your facebook page

As a first step, make it known to the harasser in no uncertain terms that the behavior is unwelcome, or report the incident to your immediate supervisor or any other supervisor not involved. Reinforce your efforts with a follow-up note, and keep a copy as evidence.

Punt!

You must keep the negotiations secret from your coworkers and supervisor

It is okay to talk with them, but you must let CSI match their offer

Assure them that their company will get special treatment from you and your coworkers before and after they hire you

Get the district court to put a gag order on anyone who is nosy about your job negotiations with your potential employer

You must notify the agency in writing that you are considering a position with a company that your office regulates